Do You Believe?

If there is life outside of this planet, i cant help but think that while it's possible then that we've been visited; future trips here might be getting skipped.

In the grand scheme of the Universe, taking a trip to Earth is about like your friends duping you into taking a "fun" vacation. They tell you its a place with lots of lights, entertainment on every corner and plenty of nightlife that goes until sunrise. You immediately think "Oh cool, we're hitting up Las Vegas!" Then you quickly find yourself in Branson, Missouri and realize you gotta stop meeting people from Utah.

That's Earth: Branson, Missouri
 
If there is life outside of this planet, i cant help but think that while it's possible then that we've been visited; future trips here might be getting skipped.

In the grand scheme of the Universe, taking a trip to Earth is about like your friends duping you into taking a "fun" vacation. They tell you its a place with lots of lights, entertainment on every corner and plenty of nightlife that goes until sunrise. You immediately think "Oh cool, we're hitting up Las Vegas!" Then you quickly find yourself in Branson, Missouri and realize you gotta stop meeting people from Utah.

That's Earth: Branson, Missouri

Stay away from people from Utah. Next thing you know, you'll be wearing magic underpants and having three 12 year old brides.
 
Stay away from people from Utah. Next thing you know, you'll be wearing magic underpants and having three 12 year old brides.
Lmao, ill just say i have a family member in the LDS. He is on the job 24/7 with the recruitment tactics when he visits. And i actually caught a glimpse of the "undergarments" he outright denies even existing,the last time he came in when he bent over to get his kid. It was a trip for sure lol
 
Lmao, ill just say i have a family member in the LDS. He is on the job 24/7 with the recruitment tactics when he visits. And i actually caught a glimpse of the "undergarments" he outright denies even existing,the last time he came in when he bent over to get his kid. It was a trip for sure lol
I was with some friends in an outdoor market in Frankfurt, Germany and a group of them started going table to table with the recruiting. I exploded on a couple in full “Boston vernacular” about why they should pack their stuff, go back to Utah, and let everyone enjoy their beer and wine on a beautiful summer day.
 
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