Crotchety OLD stinker rant

[Sp8ctre]

My oldest daughters first job was at a Waffle House in Panama City...

 

[Sp8ctre]

We generally skipped IHOP in favor of
the awful house.................songs have been written about the redneck hyjinx there in

I love the line about the teenage spouse and the baby outside in the car with the engine running!

 

[eSGEe]

SOme might recognize the musician from the JEff DUnham stand-up shows....he is also known as Papa Gates----- since he is SINISTER GATES -- yep DADDY ---

YUP----

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

I love Waffle Houses, I never leave hungry. I usually frequent them as pit stops on road trips and especially when tired and need to clear my head from highway miles.

 

[smitty_p]

Changing the name from IHOP to IHOb is as wrong as putting humbuckers in a Stratocaster!

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Keeps mouth shut on Smitty's post.

Now where is that pic of that new Strap?

 

[eSGEe]

oh..........no he didnt

 

[smitty_p]

Keeps mouth shut on Smitty's post.

Now where is that pic of that new Strap?

oh..........no he didnt

Seriously...I didn’t type that...I was hacked...by Tony M!

 

[eSGEe]

DOnt look at me I dont even OWN a strat---- nope --

 

[Don O]

Changing the name from IHOP to IHOb is as wrong as putting humbuckers in a Stratocaster!

Define humbuckers

 

[smitty_p]

Define humbuckers

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Hole: Dug.

Me: In it.

 

[Don O]

The best breakfasts I have are made right here at home. The last time I was in an IHOP I was around 10 years old.

 

[eSGEe]

Does this count as a strat? its like a MELTED strat ...no humbuckers though


hhhmmmmm

I had a stat with but 1 bucker................



ugh-- I keep trying -- Strats just dont stick.....

Shredators....do though

 

[smitty_p]

Shredators....do though

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Call it a “Super Strat”.

That’s your “Pass ‘Go’, collect $200.00 card.”

(Non-Monopoly players have NO idea, what I just said!)

 

[Don O]

Call it a “Super Strat”.

That’s your “Pass ‘Go’, collect $200.00 card.”

(Non-Monopoly players have NO idea, what I just said!)

Growing up outside of Baltimore, I always bought the B&O Railroad.

 

[ChasFred]

We generally skipped IHOP in favor of
the awful house.................songs have been written about the redneck hyjinx there in

When I lived up in J'ville, I worked as a bouncer at a bar for several months. After closing we would always go to the waffle house and watch the freaks and animals. Cheap entertainment indeed.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

LOL Chas. You must be a big dude. Oh and talk about entertainment. My girlfriend and I were eating at Waffle House near our hotel by the Nashville Airport when likely there was a drunk or impaired woman who drove off the parking lot, down a bit of a hill into the grass and then tried backing out until finally getting stuck. As she was fish tailing and trying to get back to the pavement, we wondered if suddenly she'd crash through the window and wind up in our laps. That was worth the price of admission. HA

 

[Mr Grumpy]

We generally skipped IHOP in favor of
the awful house.................songs have been written about the redneck hyjinx there in

That has to be a contender for the worst song I've ever heard!
(Sorry in advance if it's anybody's favourite tune, played at their wedding etc...)

 

[jtcnj]

We finally did the Waffle House thing on our arrival in FLA in what turned out to be pretty miserable Disney trip first week of this year.
It was in western outskirts of Orlando maybe Clermont, Rt 27 I think.
Good and simple breakfast diner. None of us had waffles.
I should have maybe it would have brought us better luck.

 

[syscokid]

if you worked in restaurants for any length of time--- you WOULD NEVER EAT IN RESTAURANTS----EVER----just saying

I used to deliver to them, and other food serving businesses, for 34 years. Some of ya'll would freak out with some of the stuff I witnessed. The worst ones were Chinese food eateries. Followed closely by the Mexican food eateries. Not all, but some...