Calling All Australians!

[Goldmember]

Goldmember has planned his future, and his future is the Outback. Not the American steakhouse, but the Land Down Under. If I'm ever able to retire, this is where I want to live:



Mates, I need your help in finding this plot of land. It is my dream home, where I hope to spend my final years. Everything about it, every detail, is perfect. Have you seen it?

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Sweet, a trailer for your airplane.

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Looks like my ol shack in away lol

 

[JohnnyGoo]

 

[eSGEe]

lol

 

[smitty_p]

Johnny your place looks like the Taj mahal compared to that and you got trees!

It's more than that.

It looks inviting and friendly. I'm not really fond of the McMansions they keep building around here in my neck of the woods. They're so sterile and cold.

I like friendly-looking and unpretentious houses, like Johnny's or an old farm house.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

I like Steakhouses.

 

[smitty_p]

I like Steakhouses.

Me too.

I'm so predictable. I always get a 10 or 12 ounce ribeye cooked medium. On the side I like a salad with bleu cheese dressing and a loaded baked potato.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Ok Smitty when we goin?

 

[smitty_p]

Ok Smitty when we goin?

You got a Texas Roadhouse up your way?

Or an Outback?

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Bro Smitty, we got Texas Roadhouses, Ruth Chris's, Fogo de Chao, Outback, and mom n pop steak houses

 

[smitty_p]

Well, my wife and I are partial to Texas Roadhouse. Down here, the way they cook a medium ribeye or sirloin is perfect.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

TR is my favorite of those places as well. My girlfriend is cookin pork chops now. I can smell how yummy things are coming upstairs out of the kitchen.

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Dang Smitty i like my steak the same way.

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Ya Frank i got a few trees around here and ya the old place is home.there isnt even a stop light in my town and ya got to go 9 miles East to the next town and it has 1 stop light.

 

[gasket]

You may like the town of Coober Pedy?



I found a nice little "handy man special" for you, what ya think?

 

[smitty_p]

Ya Frank i got a few trees around here and ya the old place is home.there isnt even a stop light in my town and ya got to go 9 miles East to the next town and it has 1 stop light.

Sounds perfect!

 

[smitty_p]

I found a nice little "handy man special" for you, what ya think?

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Wow...that one has a little white hand in the sky!

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Lol

 

[gasket]

Wow...that one has a little white hand in the sky!

Pointing to the bloke they want help from when the renovations start