Bro-Fights, stage 2 Liveevil2000 vs Chilipeppermaniac - Flight test

Who's better at the controls?

  • Chilipeppermaniac

    Votes: 4 30.8%

  • Liveevil2000

    Votes: 9 69.2%
  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .
TVvoodoo

TVvoodoo

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Eight bro-worthy TTR brothers remain. But there can only be one, true SUPER-Bro! Who will it be?

In round two it's the same deal, TTR members get to vote on who moves up the ladder. This contest is @LiveeviL2000 vs @chilipeppermaniac

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Turns out we's on a private plane with our two bros chili and Evil. As fate would have it, the pilot has suffered a heart attack and well, he done.
The Co-pilot is freaking out, super nervous and all he's doing is hollering "OMYGODOMYGODOHMYGODWEGONNADIE" and is completely frozen at the controls.

One of the bros is gonna need to take control and land this sucker? Thankfully, you are in contact with the nearest tower, twenty minutes away.
Who, knowing what you know about Chili and Liveevil, is gonna be the best chance everyone has of celebrating at Applebees in two hours?

Also, our bros have every chance to convince us they are calm, cool, collected and were real good at Atari Dogfight back in the day.

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24hour vote, votes no longer public due to somebody mentioning it.
 
If there is one thing I love is when the co-pilot panics!!
Makes me want to take my Flying V stand on the wing with loincloth flapping wildly in the wind. Throw the horns up \nn/ headbang and hit some thrashy riffs!!!

Or …..

I run into the cockpit. Backhand the co-pilot and take the wheel!
I played a ton of WWI and WWII flight simulators in my day!! This is what I was training my entire childhood for!!!
Time to land this flying brick!!
How hard can it be??
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LiveeviL2000 said:
If there is one thing I love is when the co-pilot panics!!
Makes me want to take my Flying V stand on the wing with loincloth flapping wildly in the wind. Throw the horns up \nn/ headbang and hit some thrashy riffs!!!

Or …..

I run into the cockpit. Backhand the co-pilot and take the wheel!
I played a ton of WWI and WWII flight simulators in my day!! This is what I was training my entire childhood for!!!
Time to land this flying brick!!
How hard can it be??
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I almost stopped reading at loincloth flapping in the breeze. Not a vision I wanted just before bedtime.

Then read the rest. Hmmmmmmm
 
I like the thought of a maniac at the controls. But Evil has co-piloted Riffmasters with me for a bit, and was a team player.
I guess He at least would know how to work the flaps, and rudder.

I guess if any of these gents could relay any experience they might have had in averting major disasters before, might help a guy vote.
 
TVvoodoo said:
I like the thought of a maniac at the controls. But Evil has co-piloted Riffmasters with me for a bit, and was a team player.
I guess He at least would know how to work the flaps, and rudder.

I guess if any of these gents could relay any experience they might have had in averting major disasters before, might help a guy vote.
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Hahahaha.

This fear for me is beyond funny to be in the seat of trust. Soooooooo

I want to let you guys remain in the dark as to whether you are in the hands of Tom Cruise, Sully Sullenberger, or more like Evel Knievel in his famous body demolishing crash landings.

Let me leave you guys with this. I am usually pretty confident in jobs I've never done or even witnessed, so for example. I am a good 95% sure that if an expectant mother was at 8 cm dilated and no way we were teaching the hospital, I will deliver a live baby. I have tools.

Airplanes. Video games, Bells n Whistles Tech. I will be like Monty Hall and give you guys 3 doors to choose from. Maybe the big prize or maybe a Zoink.
 
iblive said:
I almost stopped reading at loincloth flapping in the breeze. Not a vision I wanted just before bedtime.

Then read the rest. Hmmmmmmm
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But what a visage it is!!!!
Free and refreshing. Gives new meaning to the term “going balls out”

TVvoodoo said:
I like the thought of a maniac at the controls. But Evil has co-piloted Riffmasters with me for a bit, and was a team player.
I guess He at least would know how to work the flaps, and rudder.

I guess if any of these gents could relay any experience they might have had in averting major disasters before, might help a guy vote.
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And speaking of balls out.
You have commented multiple times of my fearlessness when I submitted entries in Game of Tonze and Riff Masters.
What makes you think I’d tackle landing a plane in a life or death situation differently?
I’m LiveeviL, Barbarian Bob, Metal to the Core!!! \nn/
Nothing would be more gloriously Metal than jumping in that pilot seat, wrestling that plane to the ground and stepping on to the tarmac both hands with devil horns raised high with the air of Hercules after he slayed the Lernaean Hydra!!
Enough said.

drop the mic.
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
But what a visage it is!!!!
Free and refreshing. Gives new meaning to the term “going balls out”


And speaking of balls out.
You have commented multiple times of my fearlessness when I submitted entries in Game of Tonze and Riff Masters.
What makes you think I’d tackle landing a plane in a life or death situation differently?
I’m LiveeviL, Barbarian Bob, Metal to the Core!!! \nn/
Nothing would be more gloriously Metal than jumping in that pilot seat, wrestling that plane to the ground and stepping on to the tarmac both hands with devil horns raised high with the air of Hercules after he slayed the Lernaean Hydra!!
Enough said.

drop the mic.
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Hot damn if that whole thing wouldn’t make a great metal song!!!
 
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