Bro-Battle No. 8 C-Grin vs GrooVey - Chainsaw!

Who's on Chainsaw??

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TVvoodoo

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Ok, well dudes, sorry to be the bearer of the bad news, but it's here.

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Yessirs, as predicted, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

There's three of you gotta make it across town to the safe space. You, brother @C-Grin , brother @GrooVey

Between you and your two bros, you have a shotty with 60 rounds, a baseball bat with a circular saw blade affixed
and one 18" blade chainsaw, gassed up and ready to go. Not too bad for close quarter melee weapons.

Could be worse. It ain't gonna be easy, but at least you have a fighting chance

Of course, YOU are gonna take shotty. who wouldn't? But which bro gets the Chainsaw?

This would be an excellent time for the brothers in question to share any past chainsaw experience, abilities to go full-psycho, non-squeamish tendencies, and of course, safety tips.

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As far as psycho capable, this battle is a near tie. I Know this from C-Grins contributions to RiffMasters a ways back, along with his affection for Alice in Wonderland. However, Groovey has openly stated... right here on this platform, in front of all of us, words now on record probably for all time, that he actually chooses to play guitar mostly clean. If that wasn't enough, I also recall he built a 12-string strat. PSYCHO-edge: GrooVey.
 
If C-Grin is a plumber, he knows the #1 rule of that game which is :poo: rolls downhill. This means with a chainsaw he would likely seek and hold the high ground. And, he likely has steel-toed boots at minimum for PPE

I'm not fully sure what Groovey does for a living, I think maybe he's a sailor on large cargo ships or something? If true at would give him oustanding balance and probably a very strong stomach.
 
GrooVey said:
Even I had to vote for @C-Grin on this one. Have you guys seen what this guy does to guitar bodies?
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But, does he do it with a chainsaw?

Naw, I'm gonna vote for you because I think you've got the skillz, but you're being self-deprecating to avoid attention!

Maybe, you're shy when it comes to recognition. I don't know...but I'm giving you the vote, anyway!
 
Sargeant Preston said:
Captain, all long range scans indicate that their weapons are very primitive. Shall we offer assistance?
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Not yet, Spock. Put it up on screen on every deck for the crew to watch. One more thing, Spock. What is a Zombie?
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They ARE primitive weapons from the Omega 3 cluster.
Looks like damage is only super fish oil..
 
I'll repeat the question, Spock. What are Zombies?
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Captain, I can only tell you that according to our historical logs, Zombies were dead people resurrected by practitioners of Voodoo in the 19th century who had hoped to control and enslave the Zombies. In the 20th century, Zombies were still very much docile until a Hollywood movie maker released...
THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD movie.
 
C-Grin wins after 24 hours by a single vote...
that was a close one!

Ok fellas, I'm getting the distinct sense via participation numbers this
Bro-Battle thing is not really being enjoyed by all, or possibly even welcome.

I'm going to take the night off here on this, but we have the final set of
eight bros. BUT, if there isn't much interest in continuing, I'll gladly shelf it
indefinitely. I was having a lot of fun, with the hypotheticals, doing it to get
to know you all, have some laughs and foster community participation.

But it seems the views and interest are steadily dwindling so I'm not bustin my
hump if nobody's diggin' it.

If you want it to continue, let me know below.
 
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