Bass player jokes.

[jtees4]

Well, this is bad for bass players, but not terrible as you don't come out on the bottom of the totem pole:

 

[C-Grin]

So my daughter’s friend was telling us she met a bass player and really likes him, I said “oh boy, what’s his name.?” She said “dang I can’t remember” I said “That’s okay, nobody ever remembers the bass players name”

 

[iblive]

 

[Don O]

 

[Jethro Rocker]

 

[Jethro Rocker]

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[Headache]

 

[Col Mustard]

So I took on a student who wanted to play bass.

The first lesson: I taught him the first string.
The second lesson: I taught him the second string.

The third lesson, he didn't show up.
I called him and said, "WTF! You didn't show up for your lesson."

He said, "Chill, man. I got a gig."