Animal Joke of the Day
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Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About four beers
A: About four beers
eclecticsynergy
Ambassador of Electric Synergy
A woman tells her blonde coworker "I saw a moose on the way to work this morning!"
The blonde replies, "How do you know he was on his way to work?"
The blonde replies, "How do you know he was on his way to work?"
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A housecat, a Doberman, and a German shepherd all die together in a car accident.
Upon arriving in Heaven they stand together before the great throne.
God asks the German shepherd, "What do you believe in?"
The dog answers, "I believe in duty, obedience, and the protection of my master."
"Well said; you may come and sit at My left hand."
He asks the Doberman, "What do you believe in?"
"I believe in loyalty, devotion, and the love of my master," is the answer.
"Very good indeed," says God, "You may come and sit at My right hand."
Then He asks the cat, "What do you believe in?"
The cat replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
Upon arriving in Heaven they stand together before the great throne.
God asks the German shepherd, "What do you believe in?"
The dog answers, "I believe in duty, obedience, and the protection of my master."
"Well said; you may come and sit at My left hand."
He asks the Doberman, "What do you believe in?"
"I believe in loyalty, devotion, and the love of my master," is the answer.
"Very good indeed," says God, "You may come and sit at My right hand."
Then He asks the cat, "What do you believe in?"
The cat replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
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