AHH, Grasshopper Needs a Name

[Old Music Guy]

A grasshopper has decided to take up residence in our home. Over that past few days he's moved from the porch into the kitchen. Living in New England, it get's pretty chilly at night.
I tried to catch him the other day and set him free, but he's a lot faster than this old man.
I think he's cute. Harmless, eats bugs, doesn't take up much space. Ima keep him!
Grasshopper needs a name. I don't know how long he'll be here, so let's get him a moniker before he heads to warmer climes, or walk across the rainbow bridge.

EDIT: Boris is a no.

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

A grasshopper has decided to take up residence in our home. Over that past few days he's moved from the porch into the kitchen. Living in New England, it get's pretty chilly at night.
I tried to catch him the other day and set him free, but he's a lot faster than this old man.
I think he's cute. Harmless, eats bugs, doesn't take up much space. Ima keep him!
Grasshopper needs a name. I don't know how long he'll be here, so let's get him a moniker before he heads to warmer climes, or walk across the rainbow bridge.

EDIT: Boris is a no.

Vladimir?

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Wow not like the grasshoppers we have here!
Jiminy...

He is greener, longer legs. Different. Looks like amantis of some sort

 

[Jethro Rocker]

This is kinda like what we have here.

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

This is kinda like what we have here.

That's an Arctic Grasshopper.

 

[WavMixer]

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

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If they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy.

 

[iblive]

A grasshopper has decided to take up residence in our home. Over that past few days he's moved from the porch into the kitchen. Living in New England, it get's pretty chilly at night.
I tried to catch him the other day and set him free, but he's a lot faster than this old man.
I think he's cute. Harmless, eats bugs, doesn't take up much space. Ima keep him!
Grasshopper needs a name. I don't know how long he'll be here, so let's get him a moniker before he heads to warmer climes, or walk across the rainbow bridge.

EDIT: Boris is a no.

We all know Boris is a spider.

 

[Far Rider]

Mr. Miyagi

 

[Seamus OReally]

Cain!

 

[SG John]

Cain!

Or, give him his full name. Kwai Chang Caine.

Call him Kwai or Caine for short.

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

Akillius

 

[Jethro Rocker]

That's an Arctic Grasshopper.

It is literally called an American Grasshopper.

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

It is literally called an American Grasshopper.

Then what is a green grasshopper called?
Omocestus viridulus.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Then what is a green grasshopper called?
Omocestus viridulus.

I do not know.

 

[dmatthews]

Letters rearranged... AssGrhopper

 

[eclecticsynergy]

Yea, has to be Cain. Or Kwai Chang...

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

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I suggest we make the Green AssGrhopper a member of this forum.
Omocestus viridulus; Ambassador of Hip Hop.

 

[Old Music Guy]

Wow not like the grasshoppers we have here!
Jiminy...

He is greener, longer legs. Different. Looks like amantis of some sort

While we're close to the Canadian border, it's still American.
If it was Canadian, I would put him on a plane home, but I doubt he would get across the border.

 

[Old Music Guy]

I suggest we make the Green AssGrhopper a member of this forum.
Omocestus viridulus; Ambassador of Hip Hop.

Like, "Chance the Omocestus viridulus"?
Got a nice beat