A special haiku for Voodoo

[Deleted User Account]

Moonlight unicorn
Prancing on the waters edge
Pink ponies rainbow

 

[Sapient]

I'd laugh but I don't remember what a haiku is. Quit playing smarty-pants around here MR.!!

 

[Clockworkmike]

Let's see if I can remember the flow here


I bought an Eight Pack
I drank four tall cans, four left
Sloshed I will be soon

Nailed it!

 

[SG John]

Why did I log in
Yet to waste a bit of time
Now, I want it back

 

[TVvoodoo]

That was nice! Soothing!
These in return for my forum bestie Mr. Potato Bod

Secretly he dreams
Of leotards that fit
To dance his sads away

Gouge your blinded eyes
Peel away thy scabbed skin
Boiled, then butter'd up

Big men shed large tears
Springtime rivers all a-flow
Paper tow'ls required

Husband, father, gent
A man of fine taste & sport
Nachos & wrasslin'

'Tis commonly known
Skulls add legit guitar tone
So moar is better

 

[Thatbastarddon]

That was nice! Soothing!
These in return for my forum bestie Mr. Potato Bod

Secretly he dreams
Of leotards that fit
To dance his sads away

Gouge your blinded eyes
Peel away thy scabbed skin
Boiled, then butter'd up

Big men shed large tears
Springtime rivers all a-flow
Paper tow'ls required

Husband, father, gent
A man of fine taste & sport
Nachos & wrasslin'

'Tis commonly known
Skulls add legit guitar tone
So moar is better

Good God man!

 

[Deleted User Account]

 

[4406Pack]

Golden fries sizzle,

Crispy outside, tender inside,

Potatoes bring joy.


Mashed and creamy smooth,

Butter melts, embracing warmth,

Comfort on my tongue.


Roasted in their skins,

Seasoned with herbs and spices,

Pure delight, divine.

 

[4406Pack]

Intricate designs,

Guitar strap weaves beauty in,

Artisan's true touch.


Leather masterwork,

Crafted with utmost passion,

Strumming in style now.


Threads of creativity,

Woven around the fretboard,

Guitar's soul revealed.

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Golden fries sizzle,

Crispy outside, tender inside,

Potatoes bring joy.

Nit-picking…second line…probably should read…”Crispy outside, tender in”…just sayin’…Diggin’ it though!

 

[4406Pack]

Electric wizard,

Fingers fly on the fretboard,

Buckethead's guitar.


Masked man, unknown face,

Unleashing sonic tempest,

Shredder of the night.


Infinite talent,

Pike after pike he creates,

Buckethead, our muse.

#2
Mysterious mask

Fingers fly on the fretboard

Buckethead's mystique


Silent evokes fear

Guitar mastery unfolds

Buckethead's prowess


Melodies cascade

Strings weep, emotions rise

Buckethead's artistry

 

[mcblink]

I'd laugh but I don't remember what a haiku is. Quit playing smarty-pants around here MR.!!

While one bird coos low,
The other makes noise upwards;
This is a high coo.

 

[C-Grin]

 

[C-Grin]

That was nice! Soothing!
These in return for my forum bestie Mr. Potato Bod

Secretly he dreams
Of leotards that fit
To dance his sads away

Gouge your blinded eyes
Peel away thy scabbed skin
Boiled, then butter'd up

Big men shed large tears
Springtime rivers all a-flow
Paper tow'ls required

Husband, father, gent
A man of fine taste & sport
Nachos & wrasslin'

'Tis commonly known
Skulls add legit guitar tone
So moar is better

Isn't that a tool song