20 reasons YOU NEED MORE GUITARS!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA

Zzzzz said:
I'm going to make a new video,-

20 Reasons to get rid of all your gear and ship it to Zzzzz.

1) Are you really a decent guitar player after all?
2) You're married? Make your wife happy by freeing up space in your home for her crafting!
3) You need to spend more time at work earning money for your retirement
4) You have GAS and need to thin out your collection first
5) Your amp is used as a stand for nic nacs
6) A kid broke into your garage and stole your guitar. Give it away! That'll show him!
7) You have decided that you really don't like pointy things and want to invest in a Telecaster collection
8) You hate the guitars you have built and would rather not see them again
9) Your cat hates you and is only scratching the strings in an attempt to communicate his wish for you to stop making those horrible sound
10) You live somewhere near hell where the temperature is 3 digits and you know they will just melt anyway
11) You spend your summer away in a cottage and only need one guitar to play for your friends
12) Buying guns and ammo is more important to you than guitars
13) You have spent your entire life playing in bands & have come to the realization that you will not be the "next big thing."
14) Pedals? They are sitting on the floor and dust bunny families are viewing them as a potential residence.
15) You don't really care for the wireless system after all.
16) The wall would look nice with some family pictures instead of all those ugly guitars
17) What you really want to do is play guitar, but always end up on bass. Ship them!
18) Don't like hearing yourself play? Ship that recording studio off!
19) You would rather take up wood working and need to get rid of some luthier tools to make room
20) Because you are secretly in love with me and want to impress me. :pound-hand:

PM for shipping address! :guitar: :electric::acoustic::jammer::jammer::bang::bang::bang::notes: :strat::strat: :dj:
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well done --- very very well done
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eSGEe said:
Sorry kids been working --- The Commodore is out of town and Im running the Paint Pirate Fleet all by me onesies -- savy?

Like herding meth addicted cats through a crack fire -------
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Make sure you take lots of icewater in your 3 digit hell. Be safe!
 
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