I hate myself and I wanna die

[Sérgio]

Ok.

I have an intollerance to beans. Can't eat them without being sick for 2 days.

But I LOVE beans.

Came home tired, feeling like poop. Too much pressure at work and got my first gig as a sole guitarist coming on saturday

Drank a six pack of beers, and WHAT THE HELL: Opened a can of beans, poured some tomato sauce and a LOT of Sriracha on it. Devoured it in about 20 seconds. With pepper jack doritos.


Will someone PLEASE kill me?

 

[eSGEe]

uhm.......wha....uhm....er......

what is this sickness? --- would more alcohol cause vomiting and cure the sickness.............???

YEs --- thats the [problem you only had 6 beers---- thats like the appetizer---- now grab the Rum and put yer back into it lad!

 

[Sérgio]

uhm.......wha....uhm....er......

what is this sickness

GAS. And not the kind that makes us buy stuff. I mean BAD gas. And worst of all: it's not about letting it go and such, I get horribly constipated. Beans are no good to me, although I can't always control myself and eat them.

 

[Goldmember]

Beans...Just Say NO! I've had my share of bean-induced diarrhea, flatulence, and nausea.
Sérgio, you gotta give 'em up, man. Do what I do after several beers: bread and Vegemite.

 

[Sérgio]

Beans...Just Say NO! I've had my share of bean-induced diarrhea, flatulence, and nausea.
You gotta give 'em up, man. Do what I do after several beers: bread and Vegemite.

Same as me. It's horrible, believe me. I want to die

 

[Goldmember]

or.....CHEESE!

 

[Sérgio]

I blame the intercourse' pepper jack doritos

 

[Sérgio]

Can't resist those either

 

[RVA]

I have the antidote...for next time (must be taken just before or with the meal)

Beano
beano® products work to prevent gas naturally before it occurs. The natural enzymes found in beano® work to prevent gas by breaking down the complex carbohydrates found in many foods such as beans, vegetables and whole grains making eating the foods you love more enjoyable.

 

[Sérgio]

I have the antidote...for next time (must be taken just before or with the meal)

Beano
beano® products work to prevent gas naturally before it occurs. The natural enzymes found in beano® work to prevent gas by breaking down the complex carbohydrates found in many foods such as beans, vegetables and whole grains making eating the foods you love more enjoyable.
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It would be WONDERFUL if...






...we had that here.

 

[Sérgio]

At least the Packers beat the Seahawks.

 

[RVA]

It would be WONDERFUL if...






...we had that here.

If you enjoy beans that much, I will send it. Let's see if it works!

 

[Goldmember]

If you enjoy beans that much, I will send it. Let's see if it works!

Yes, RVA! Let's all put together a Beano™ CARE package for Sérgio!

 

[eSGEe]

Well played gents!

BEano Brigade --ACTIVATE!

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Sergio, I reallllly feel for u bro. I love beans too. Not too bad effect on me thank God. I do also love Milk. I often have said I would rather be dead than have lactose intolerance.

Sure hope your discomfort fades fast, sir.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

HAHA RVA the Ambassador of Beano

 

[RVA]

Well played gents!

BEano Brigade --ACTIVATE!

I wish I could send you Gas(oline)...and electricity

 

[eSGEe]

------constipation??? Ol Doc Alcohol has a cure --- no rum--- Vodka and orange juice .... 10 of those and your #1 problem will NOT be #2.

I wish I could send you Gas(oline)...and electricity

We got JUICE back a few hours ago--- man --- how dependant this country is on that stuff-------

ANyone want a wake up call---- go outside and throw the main breaker to your house for 48 hours--- thats all JUST 48 hours.....and see what pampered sots we all are

 

[Hackmaster]

I love beans, had a big plate of refrieds covered in cheese with rice and a few Dos Equis for lunch.
It keeps me regular. Gassy, but regular.
Then spent the afternoon outside (good thing) chainsawing downed trees.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Adrian, r u outta electric and gas? or does ray mean Sergio?