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Only three? I’m just getting warmed up at three. After a dozen I stop counting.
I have a funny sneezing story.
I was filling in for a buddy on the set for a show. Between takes I stifled three quick sneezes and everybody on set started applauding like I said the magic word on Groucho's show. Apparently there was a standing rule that director thought no one could sneeze more than twice in a row, and anybody that sneezed three times in a row he gave $20 to. Apparently no one had yet done it that season. He walked over to me, offering me a $20 and everyone was cheering. I had no idea what was going on, I started to refuse but the camera operator leaned over and said, "just it just take it". Now every time every time I sneeze three times or more I say, "Where's my $20?".
 
I have a funny sneezing story.
I was filling in for a buddy on the set for a show. Between takes I stifled three quick sneezes and everybody on set started applauding like I said the magic word on Groucho's show. Apparently there was a standing rule that director thought no one could sneeze more than twice in a row, and anybody that sneezed three times in a row he gave $20 to. Apparently no one had yet done it that season. He walked over to me, offering me a $20 and everyone was cheering. I had no idea what was going on, I started to refuse but the camera operator leaned over and said, "just it just take it". Now every time every time I sneeze three times or more I say, "Where's my $20?".
Sheesh. With that deal I could buy a new guitar in a couple weeks.
 
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