Just got in, from a loooong day at work, to find this!!!

It says “DonT” right on the package!…so….what I do I do with a suspicious looking, plain brown package with international postage that’s clearly labeled “DonT”?!?!…well…

I go right ahead and open it, of course!!!
Just what I needed! Humidifier filters!!! Sweet!!! Wait…
What’s this?!?!

Wow! A warning, AND a compliment!!!
So I dig right in…and wouldn’t you know…

I. Am. Gobsmacked!!! Finally, I have a big bunch of “Old School Strap Locks”! These things feel super trustworthy.
Wow! A bag of Cheesies too! Picks and stickers!
And last but not least…an official Well-Hung Phat Bastard guitar strap…worthy of supporting the heaviest thing in the known universe!!!

…Or it’s tiny sibling!
So, I went ahead and put it on…and sure enough…
It’s friggen awesome!!!
Looks amazing!
Smells amazing!
Feels amazing!
And…
It’s plenty long enough for me!!!
None of this is my fault though…I blame you Brad!!! (@TVvoodoo )
So…
Thanks!!!!!!
Friggen wicked sweet!!!
It’s good to be “Well-Hung” again.


It says “DonT” right on the package!…so….what I do I do with a suspicious looking, plain brown package with international postage that’s clearly labeled “DonT”?!?!…well…

I go right ahead and open it, of course!!!
Just what I needed! Humidifier filters!!! Sweet!!! Wait…
What’s this?!?!

Wow! A warning, AND a compliment!!!
So I dig right in…and wouldn’t you know…

I. Am. Gobsmacked!!! Finally, I have a big bunch of “Old School Strap Locks”! These things feel super trustworthy.
Wow! A bag of Cheesies too! Picks and stickers!
And last but not least…an official Well-Hung Phat Bastard guitar strap…worthy of supporting the heaviest thing in the known universe!!!

…Or it’s tiny sibling!
So, I went ahead and put it on…and sure enough…
It’s friggen awesome!!!
Looks amazing!
Smells amazing!
Feels amazing!
And…
It’s plenty long enough for me!!!
None of this is my fault though…I blame you Brad!!! (@TVvoodoo )
So…
Thanks!!!!!!
Friggen wicked sweet!!!
It’s good to be “Well-Hung” again.



