Bluesman needed. Wanna audition?

Can I kill them Sergio? please.......I know I only usually kill prostitutes---- but well these guys are obviously whores.....so......I mean ....OH can I can I

I will use the T-40 to beat them to a bloody pulp ........ I wont ask for ANYTHING for Xmas ;) ...............................
 
Dammit to Hell!
My perfect gig...almost.

I was ready to go for it until I got to
"You need to bring your own cables."

I could have been a real bluesman...

Anybody got a wire I can borrow?
 
What was I thinking anyway?
I am a terrible blues player.
My bends are not accurate.
I use too many chords.
I play too many notes.
I like major 7ths.

Maybe I'll write a blues song about being a terrible blues player.
The I can't play the blues blues.
The havin' too much fun to play blues blues.
The I got the blues 'cause I can't play the blues blues.

...and hire those real bluesmen to play it for me!
 
Tony M. said:
What was I thinking anyway?
I am a terrible blues player.
My bends are not accurate.
I use too many chords.
I play too many notes.
I like major 7ths.
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Someone should have told T-Bone Walker he used too many chords. Or Johnny Winter he played too many notes.
 
Applicant must be an authentic, skilled blues player that possess perfect image, and true blues emotion...with extremely high self esteem, bordering megalomaniacal.
 
RVA said:
Yacht club blues men. Now that sounds like Long Island to me!
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Yep.

I think I saw their gear hauler the other day.

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