Battle of the Bros No. 5 Ibmorjam vs chilipeppermaniac - Take the Wheel!

[TVvoodoo]

@Iblives doggo choice dominated over @Thatbastarddon



Now it's time for the next exciting Bro Battle, No. 5. One of these dudes has already self-diagnosed as some sort of maniac, the other is still awaiting medical confirmation.

Burning bro question of the day? Who's at the wheel?
@chilipeppermaniac ? or @ibmorjamn ?

You got yourself a team built for a "sure-thing" bank heist, but crucial to your success (as always is) is a highly skilled, cool, confident getaway driver. One who knows how to get it done.

Knowing what you know about these two men, Chilipepper and Jam,
who's driving our Escalade stuffed with four duffel bags full of cash?

I look forward to everybody's thoughts, and of course comparing of driving records, close calls, racing experience etc.
They are super welcome to tell us all about their superior skills and tricks they have mastered.

 

[Sargeant Preston]

One of these dudes has already self-diagnosed as some sort of maniac,
the other is still awaiting medical confirmation.

I've only been here for 3 months and a day. I'm somewhat familiar with ibmorjamn, but not very familiar with chilipeppermaniac. I need more info. It's imperative that my getaway driver needs to be even tempered behind the wheel.

 

[TVvoodoo]

I feel much more familiar with @ibmorjamn due to his involvement with RiffMasters & more recently the 80' Hair band and 70's music polls. But I won't hold that against him!

 

[smitty_p]

Well, I know @chilipeppermaniac personally. We've met a few times and have shared some fun jamming and talking guitars.

I realize I'm biased in this regard due to my personal experience, but he's pretty resourceful and could keep that get-away car running on baling wire! If that didn't work, he could do a get-away on a motorcycle.

He's also a loyal person and probably wouldn't rat me out!

Gonna throw my vote his way.

 

[TVvoodoo]

I do know chili seems fond of cannibal jokes, for whatever reason, neither a plus or minus. Thank you for the personal info @smitty_p ... I hope he chimes in on his own behalf. I'll bet ibmorjam used to drive the hell out of his banana seat bicycle

 

[ibmorjamn]

Fast cars, love them . I currently do not own one. If you were trying to escape through dirt or sand I have that skill set.
Many miles of desert riding, racing sand hill drags and MX.
I’m a driver, I have commuted thousands of miles .
Steve McQueen, great chase!

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

I do know chili seems fond of cannibal jokes, for whatever reason, neither a plus or minus. Thank you for the personal info @smitty_p ... I hope he chimse in on his own behalf. I'll bet ibmorjam used to drive the hell out of his banana seat bicycle

HAHA, I know 2 cannibal jokes.

I also know a few Jewish, Polish, Blonde, Old people, animal and vegetable jokes. I even know a rectal thermometer joke.

EDIT: I almost forgot, AND a Toilet Paper joke.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

I've only been here for 3 months and a day. I'm somewhat familiar with ibmorjamn, but not very familiar with chilipeppermaniac. I need more info. It's imperative that my getaway driver needs to be even tempered behind the wheel.

HA, I AM an even tempered driver.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

I had to vote for Ibmor because it is cheating to vote for myself.

 

[ibmorjamn]

I agree, I voted you chilli!

 

[LiveeviL2000]

THIS IS MORE MY SPEED!!
Get it? Because driving …. Speed … getting it?

….


Ok. There is one thing I want to know.
Who had more moving violations.
Who is the habitual offender on the blacktop?

 

[GrooVey]

@ibmorjamn ! Cuz I’m pretty sure he looks like the Rock. And he’s a self proclaimed driver.

 

[TVvoodoo]

I'm torn on this one. Chili seems more chill, maybe too much... but 'Jams significant experience on loose aggregate surfaces could take us into a lamp post real quick.

I wonder what the top speed is that either have reached behind the wheel?

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Big Frickin' Tornado @BFT Gibson in an exciting

Yeah…ummmmmm….he hasn’t logged on since Christmas Eve.

 

[TVvoodoo]

@Thatbastarddon in light of that somewhat sad info... are there any takers now watching and not already slated to battle who would dare step up and challenge The Canadian Coyote?

 

[ibmorjamn]

THIS IS MORE MY SPEED!!
Get it? Because driving …. Speed … getting it?

….


Ok. There is one thing I want to know.
Who had more moving violations.
Who is the habitual offender on the blacktop?

Goose egg currently.

 

[ibmorjamn]

I'm torn on this one. Chili seems more chill, maybe too much... but 'Jams significant experience on loose aggregate surfaces could take us into a lamp post real quick.

I wonder what the top speed is that either have reached behind the wheel?

FAIR WARNING: Tonight we all stand ringside to watch The Canuckian Coyote @Jethro Rocker v.s. Big Frickin' Tornado @BFT Gibson in an exciting BroFight Friday Night

Somewhere around 114 mph but that’s gotta be like 120 because it was old 71 Mach 1, back in the day.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

I even know a rectal thermometer joke.

OK. A vote for Chili even if irrational!

 

[TVvoodoo]

OMG this Bro-Battle is gonna be a photo finish!

 

[TVvoodoo]

FAIR WARNING!!!

Now delaying the @Jethro Rocker/BFT battle because BFT seems to be not engaging with the bros so far this year.
So we are looking for any fellow Bro-enough to take on Jethro. In the meantime, I am changing the sched for tonight
to @Mitch Pearrow SJMP and @Amp Mad Scientist instead.

Remember, jumping in to battle a bro, when he has no bro to battle, is about as selfless
a bro a move as possible. SG John did it, ended up successful, and is moving on.

Who's itchin' to get in here and make some bro stuff happen?