Bro vs Bro Battle No. 2: Clockwork Mike vs. Sapient - BACK-UP!

Who's your backup?

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TVvoodoo

TVvoodoo

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Chosen randomly from a list of 27 bro questions.

You're out on the town celebrating, had a few too many with your buddy bro @Sapient or @Clockworkmike

On the way back from the bar for another round, you somehow managed to hit on AND insult biker dudes' hot mama girlfriend at the very same time. While she laughed it off then winked at you, "Gears" was NOT impressed.

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He gave you the chance to swallow your pride, apologize and slink away safe 'n sound. However, let's just say you've got the courage running through your blood. Besides, girlfriend just glanced at you again, while licking her lips. So, for whatever insane reason, you once again decide to run your mouth off. Only this time, bad. A real smartass zinger.

As you and your bro are being escorted out into the back alley by "Gears" and his associate "Cueball," you get to make a beautiful choice.

Out of these two men, @Sapient or @Clockworkmike - knowing all what you do about them, (perhaps they'll chime in with proof of black belts,
nunchuk skills etc.) make your choice, and a few words why won't hurt. You know both of them really want to be there for a solid bro like you!

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TVvoodoo said:
Chosen randomly from a list of 27 bro questions.

You're out on the town celebrating, had a few too many with your buddy bro @Sapient or @Clockworkmike

On the way back from the bar for another round, you somehow managed to hit on AND insult biker dudes' hot mama girlfriend at the very same time. While she laughed it off then winked at you, "Gears" was NOT impressed.

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He gave you the chance to swallow your pride, apologize and slink away safe 'n sound. However, let's just say you've got the courage running through your blood. Besides, girlfriend just glanced at you again, while licking her lips. So, for whatever insane reason, you once again decide to run your mouth off. Only this time,
real, real bad. A real zinger.

As you are being and your bro are being escorted out into the back alley by "Gears" and his associate "Cueball," you get to make a beautiful choice.

Out of these two men, @Sapient or @Clockworkmike - knowing all what you do about them, (perhaps they'll chime in with proof of black belts,
nunchuk skills etc.) make your choice, and a few words why won't hurt. You know both of them really want to be there for a solid bro like you!

24 hr. vote
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Lmao in good conscience, I don't have to vote do I ? I mean I can share info to help the vote?
 
TVvoodoo said:
See the thing is, I've been around here long enough to see the more surly side of both these badass dudes, sometimes directed at ME!

If only I had a little more information to go on...
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Lol Im older, trying to be mellower these days. But....I may have had some... differences of opinions, spoken with fists a time or ten lol
 
I don't know much about @Sapient... he seems like a fellow who's quieter, probably bottles things up, might prove useful for some anger energy release in the right situation.

Clockwork, forgive me if I'm wrong but aren't you a ginger? That also could be wonderfully dangerous.

I need more input.
 
TVvoodoo said:
I think I and other voters would appreciate little detail here, I mean... I'm not going up against "gears" and "cueball" with someone who's last fight was Grade 6 recess
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Hahah, well screw it....

Of course I had fights when I was a kid like anyone else. Lost my first real one when I was 10 because I thought it was cooler to focus on showmanship and crowd pumping rather than actually you know, fighting? Kid beat the hell out of me pretty good lol I learned a lot what to never do again, which is hit first and don't stop. I hadn't lost since then lol

Few memorable ones I guess?

Fast forward to when I was 15: my band played our school's battle of the band/talent show and we actually were responsible for inciting a riot, having about 12 police cars sent when our singer started a fight with another band. One of their friends decided to egg my house later on that night as retaliation, so I caught him 2 days later in the woods near my house and...well, I ended up getting arrested for aggravated battery and had to post bond. The next day, I ended up beating his best friend in my geometry class when he tried to fight his battles for him and got suspended for 5 days. Then I got sent to court a few weeks later and wound up on probation for a year.

Age 24: got into a fight during the opening song at a concert in Pittsburgh when some dweeb grabbed my wife's throat, trying to mosh pit when that wasn't supposed be going on. Laid him out lol

Age 26: I was at an outdoor concert when some drunk guy punched my wife in the head while he was crowd surfing. So I grabbed his neck, tossed him on the pavement and did a Riverdance on him so to speak. The rest of the crowd beat him worse for it.

Age 27: I got into a fist fight on a construction site when some equipment operator started cussing at me and threatening my coworkers. He tried grabbing my throat and I ended up beating the $hit out of him in front of his dad. The project manager called the cops, but I ended up getting off when everyone gave their statement and told the cops that guy grabbed me first.

There were a few other ones along the way but, eh, not worth mentioning. Just some scuffling and no real outcome

I try to not fight these days and be a little calmer lol really don't consider it winning when you get into legal trouble afterwards, which seemed to normally happen, but hey, what can you do?
 
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TVvoodoo said:
I don't know much about @Sapient... he seems like a fellow who's quieter, probably bottles things up, might prove useful for some anger energy release in the right situation.

Clockwork, forgive me if I'm wrong but aren't you a ginger? That also could be wonderfully dangerous.

I need more input.
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Haha nah I'm dirty blonde, man. My son is one though

And I'm sure Sapient could probably mix it up on the bricks so to speak ,better than me lol
 
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Dirty Blonde huh? That means you can fight dirty too, right? And you know lawyers. Big plus.

Thanks sir... entertaining and and disturbing, like a good modern drama.
We know half the story here now.
 
I've been in one fight and lost. :( I swear I would have kicked his ass but his parents were divorced and his dad was over and I was terrified that he would come out and kill me for fighting with his son. As a result I majorly lost focus continuously looking over and he ended up beating me up with a bloody nose. First time I clocked a dude in the face real good and that made me panic a little bit as well.

In the situation 'Voodoo describes I would say "Dude, did you get her number? Let's get the Fk out of here for now.". Lol. I'm not really the rumble type to be honest and would have no problem just getting the F out of the situation. A situation with someone attempting to hurt a good friend or loved one would result in serious damage to the assailant I can say. :flame:
 
Sapient said:
I've been in one fight and lost. :( I swear I would have kicked his ass but his parents were divorced and his dad was over and I was terrified that he would come out and kill me for fighting with his son. As a result I majorly lost focus continuously looking over and he ended up beating me up with a bloody nose. First time I clocked a dude in the face real good and that made me panic a little bit as well.

In the situation 'Voodoo describes I would say "Dude, did you get her number? Let's get the Fk out of here for now.". Lol. I'm not really the rumble type to be honest and would have no problem just getting the F out of the situation. A situation with someone attempting to hurt a good friend or loved one would result in serious damage to the assailant I can say. :flame:
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So, perhaps Mr. Sapient has a lot of pent-up aggression resulting from years of regret over his childhood bloody nose - aggression which is like a ticking time bomb, but @Clockworkmike no longer has "the fight" left in him.

Perhaps this means that @Sapient is the dangerous one to watch out for in this hypothetical.

We've also never seen Sapient, whereas we have seen Mike. Mike is not an ugly man, but maybe Sapient is a ripped hunk who could not help but catch the eye of our lass in this story.

I haven't made up my mind, but I'm conjuring a situation in my mind where Sapient could go bat guano crazy on Gears and Cueball, forcing them to rush in a panic for safety.

Things to ponder...
 
This is tough.
on the one hand you have @Clockworkmike with a confirmed fight record of 4-1. A seasoned scrapper for sure, ready to ball up his hands and throw down at the drop of a hat.
on the other you have @Sapient who will keep a cool head and talk my a$$ out of a bad situation ... and also manage to get the girls number to boot!!

Now this comes down to my personality.
Is this barroom situation happening when I was younger, or is it happening now .......
When I was younger, I was a hot headed 235lb north jersey italian gym rat who always dared somebody to knock the big go screw yourself chip off his shoulder. @Clockworkmike would be that guy's wingman for sure, because .....
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The older me (now) would still think he is that younger guy. Sort of like how a small dog thinks he's much bigger than he is. The voice of reason would keep me out of the hospital or at least keep me from smelling like a ben-gay factory the next day. That's where @Sapient would come in handy.

But, then I start overthinking it, as I tend to do ....
What if I have it wrong and the reverse were true for each situation above ....

I'd like to hear from @Clockworkmike and @Sapient .... how would you handle the situation with a never backdown attitude like I have.
 
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I believe I saw one pic of Sapient on this forum and to my fading memory he seemed more mystical, druid-like. A wizard perhaps? Able to cast a quick enchantment over thine enemies. Was he in a bathrobe? I dunno. Long long hair. Probably skipped ab day a few times.. But his choice of forum handle speaks to me. Knowledge is power.

On the other hand numerous photos of clocky send me strong British soccer hooligan vibes. Shorter hair, and given his stated history, super plucky and unpredictable. As we've seen, he can heat up fast and fights hard for what he believes. Also obviously a fan of violent bad behavior given his chosen forum handle.

This all might depend on if we are confident in our own donnybrook skills... I don't think any of us expect these bros to save our ass alone. Myself, I'm out of shape, and if I don't get in real good and real fast, I'm done for. Plus I'm drunk. Hell, probably we all are.

Fair Warning: Tonight It's @SG John vs @jtcnj !!! Burning bro poll question TBA... Are we having fun?
 
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smitty_p said:
So, perhaps Mr. Sapient has a lot of pent-up aggression resulting from years of regret over his childhood bloody nose - aggression which is like a ticking time bomb, but @Clockworkmike no longer has "the fight" left in him.

Perhaps this means that @Sapient is the dangerous one to watch out for in this hypothetical.

We've also never seen Sapient, whereas we have seen Mike. Mike is not an ugly man, but maybe Sapient is a ripped hunk who could not help but catch the eye of our lass in this story.

I haven't made up my mind, but I'm conjuring a situation in my mind where Sapient could go bat guano crazy on Gears and Cueball, forcing them to rush in a panic for safety.

Things to ponder...
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I would agree with this entire statement lmao
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
This is tough.
on the one hand you have @Clockworkmike with a confirmed fight record of 4-1. A seasoned scrapper for sure, ready to ball up his hands and throw down at the drop of a hat.
on the other you have @Sapient who will keep a cool head and talk my a$$ out of a bad situation ... and also manage to get the girls number to boot!!

Now this comes down to my personality.
Is this barroom situation happening when I was younger, or is it happening now .......
When I was younger, I was a hot headed 235lb north jersey italian gym rat who always dared somebody to knock the big go screw yourself chip off his shoulder. @Clockworkmike would be that guy's wingman for sure, because .....
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The older me (now) would still think he is that younger guy. Sort of like how a small dog thinks he's much bigger than he is. The voice of reason would keep me out of the hospital or at least keep me from smelling like a ben-gay factory the next day. That's where @Sapient would come in handy.

But, then I start overthinking it, as I tend to do ....
What if I have it wrong and the reverse were true for each situation above ....

I'd like to hear from @Clockworkmike and @Sapient .... how would you handle the situation with a never backdown attitude like I have.
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Lol well, as mentioned before, I really always hated fighting, just kinda wound up in them somehow, someway. But to answer your question?

Well, you already screwed up by mouthing off and starting a fight: might as well get your money's worth, right? Palm a cueball from a nearby pool table on your way outside, holding your head down like your passive and ready for your beating. The second the door opens up, you bust "Gears" in his temple with the cueball and give a good kick to the teeth when he hits the ground. As for his associate? The sight of his buddy being leveled so quickly is going to knock him off-kilter, a bit. So a quick elbow to the throat should take the wind out of his sails


Again.... totally hypothetical lmao
 
Clockworkmike said:
Lol well, as mentioned before, I really always hated fighting, just kinda wound up in them somehow, someway. But to answer your question?

Well, you already screwed up by mouthing off and starting a fight: might as well get your money's worth, right? Palm a cueball from a nearby pool table on your way outside, holding your head down like your passive and ready for your beating. The second the door opens up, you bust "Gears" in his temple with the cueball and give a good kick to the teeth when he hits the ground. As for his associate? The sight of his buddy being leveled so quickly is going to knock him off-kilter, a bit. So a quick elbow to the throat should take the wind out of his sails


Again.... totally hypothetical lmao
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Damn!!!!!
The lesson here is ….
Never mess with Mike in a dark alley.
You won’t survive to tell the tale.
 
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