Sapient
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Where is POOP KNIFE?
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POOP KNIFE
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Slicin' loaves.
White or wheat flour?
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Amp Mad Scientist
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Our beloved knife has returned
SIx String Chef
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YAASSS!! Perfect timing! I am listening to a AI-generated playlist on Spoti while I burn my retinas with endless excel spreadsheets (day job) and whaddaya know, on come Scorpions with "Big City Nights". So a thought came to my feverish number-riddled mind: I believe we may now have an official... mmmhhh... call it theme song, call it anthem, call it what you will, to serve as a tribute to our dear Good 'Ole Cutting-Edge Pal POOP KNIFE! Just adjust the lyrics on the verse from "Big City, Big City Nights..." to "Big Sh**ty, Big Sh**ty Knife". That's my humble proposal... Now, 'scuse me while I kiss this guy and stand in the middle of the road with my pants behind me... I need more coffee... 
SIx String Chef
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Don't forget multigrain!
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Sapient
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He should really publish and autobiography and/or merchandise himself. @POOP KNIFE is not someone to be taken lightly.
Purpleplexi
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I was just thinking about that the other day. I can honestly I never laughed so much about something. It actually hurt .....
POOP KNIFE
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Remember that excessive laughing leads to unintentional pooping.
Good thing you’re always on call.