ok doods. here is my submission for the main event. It was my first time programming the drums myself, and I gotta say it's pretty addictive.
this is a death metal cover of RuffRyder's Anthem by DMX
here is a clean version of the original for those who want a reference.
I had to pretty much rewrite all the lyrics but that ended up being my favorite part.
I present to you RiffMaster's Anthem
Stop, Drop, Tune it down show off your chops
Oh, No, That's how RIffmasters Roll
Shred, Tap, Well Hung like my strap
Oh, No, That's how Riffmasters Roll
Riffers gonna Riff, haters gonna hate
Throw up the horns for the Riffs that I create
All I know is gain, will make a Riff insane
How can I maintain Life In The Fast Lane
Some resort to drugs, some resort to booze
I resort to Fretboard Abuse
Blood from your fingers, Blood from your ears
Say RiffMaster 3 times, And I shall appear
Riffmaster's Anthem in your brain
Welcome to the Penthouse of Pain
Stop, Drop, Tune it down show off your shops
Oh, No, That's how Riffmasters Roll
Shred, Tap, Well Hung like my strap
Oh, No, That's how Riffmasters Roll
Master, The Riffs are coming
Master, The Riffs have begun
Master, You cannot hide
I have 99 Problems but a Riff ain't one
Hi, my name is
Who, my name is
What, my name is
Riff Master
Vote, my name is
For, my name is
Me, to be the RIFF MASTER