Welcome, Ukoldgit

[Bob the builder]

The bluddy escape committee left me off their mailing list, it was BTB that behaved as a gentleman & scholar.
Their appears to be a lot of miscreants from ST here.

Don't you tell nobody
I'll lie + deny till the end

 

[Ukoldgit]

This Mr. Bit ?

Without a doubt, dasterdly Dave.

 

[Ukoldgit]

OK , I can now see what sort of site this is turning out to be, 3 pages of a newbie talking a load of nonsense, yep, I might start to like it here!

 

[SG John]

Welcome!

 

[Beagle]

This Mr. Bit ?

You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment...

https://soundcloud.com/track_id%3D299679136

 

[Ukoldgit]

You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment...

https://soundcloud.com/track_id%3D299679136

You could never forget the clouds of mould spores emanating from his wallet

 

[Beagle]

You could never forget the clouds of mould spores emanating from his wallet

That's not mould spores, it's anthrax.

No you daft bugger, not THAT Anthrax...

 

[Ukoldgit]

That's not mould spores, it's anthrax.

No you daft bugger, not THAT Anthrax...

Of course it is!

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

Good aftereveningforenoon (was never very good with time zones)
I have been over in Strat talk for an age so thought a change would be as good as a rest, I hear nice things about you guy's and don't see why you should be missing my particular brand of inane humour, thanks for the welcome, I hope I can get through my apprenticeship avoiding an early ban

They will ban me a lot sooner than you.
I was just about thrown out of "Gear Page," for telling somebody how to test the bias of a tube amp.
or
Telling somebody " tone wood matters," that started a huge argument / mud slinging contest.