Announcing... RiffMasters!

[ibmorjamn]

Hech yeah!

KISS ARMY!

It's been a long time since I even listened to Kiss or played a song by them. I moved on and never even finished a song until now. My version is obviously way different. Ace did keep it simple but a lot of the riffs are good.
The first album I really liked. By the time they finished Destroyer I checked out.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

So , I posted a long Yarn about my guitar journey. I will just say that due to so many people playing in bands and so man party bands and party friends it was all very focused. I never started out with twiddle Twiddle little car or what ever.
I had a crap guitar, don't remember the brand . I trashed it by heavy force.
First real guitar was a local unknown Luthier Maple V with a telecaster neck. Black Face Bassman with a Big Muff.
First songs were Strutter, my friend Eric showed me some cords. Of course I was going to do something more complicated. I'll save for later.
2112 , Victim of Changes , Top of the Bill Scorpions.
This song kicked my butt. Don't get to horny about the vocal. lol Of course I had to schenkerize the intro.

Final Recording Lesson Strutter by ibmorjamn: Listen on Audiomack

Final Recording Lesson Strutter song from ibmorjamn. Release Date: December 10, 2023.

audiomack.com

NIcely done! Once I got into bar chords that song was a staple!

 

[TVvoodoo]

How many of you guys getting your guitars back from Guitar Center
today after having your tech to change strings?

 

[Thatbastarddon]

How many of you guys getting your guitars back from Guitar Center
today after having your tech to change strings?

Get out of my head please….

 

[4406Pack]

Excellent!

 

[TVvoodoo]

Actual shot of @LiveeviL2000 clearing a spot in his home already getting ready
to proudly display his RiffMasters trophy for all to see. His swagger is already
out of control

As it's going, unless we get some more entrants, it's already looking real good for him.
Even the Guitar God on the trophy resembles him!



Can we as conscientious citizens honestly allow Barbarian Bob to run away with this
contest and tap into even more high octane ego-fuel? Unless top scientists can find
a way to harness his limitless pride and perhaps use it to power the future of the human
race, or possibly fuel a galaxy-hopping rocket able deliver us to a new planet to destroy,
I say NAY!!!!

He must be stopped. But who among us will dare try?

 

[LiveeviL2000]

That’s right boys. I plan to sweep this contest. I came so close last time. This time I am going to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory!!!
Wait. No. That ain’t right.
Oh hell! You know what I mean!!

METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/

 

[TVvoodoo]

Meanwhile @jtcnj has a mindblowing submission waiting to be recorded,
once he and his friend can solve some technical glitches

 

[TVvoodoo]

@Jethro Rocker is still debating whether to do his Kiss song, in full makeup,
or unmasked

 

[TVvoodoo]

@Thatbastarddon , is feeling guilty, fresh from returning from a relaxing deep tissue massage
via an extremely handsome swedish masseur, is suffering an existential crisis

Perhaps he will use this troubling experience to inspire his Main Event submission

 

[TVvoodoo]

@mcblink is just doing his thing, man -regular monday stuff

 

[iblive]

Meanwhile @jtcnj has a mindblowing submission waiting to be recorded,
once he and his friend can solve some technical glitches

 

[TVvoodoo]

even @BFT Gibson is tossing and turning at night, wondering if he should throw in to show you boys how to really rock

Guessing the first song he ever learned was something Nugenty

 

[iblive]

even @BFT Gibson is tossing and turning at night, wondering if he should throw in to show you boys how to really rock

Guessing the first song he ever learned was something Nugenty

Take a journey to the center of your mind while your cat has scratch fever.

 

[TVvoodoo]

@Kerry Brown is still traveling back in time to the olden days to figure out his first song

Whoops, you went a bit further than you needed, sir.

 

[TVvoodoo]

@Session 5 has pressed the excuse-o-meter button to find yet another reason not to submit

But really we all know he knows, Godins have no tone

 

[TVvoodoo]

@iblive is feeling his first song might seem a little old school, plus where he going to find
a 14 pc. orchestra?

 

[TVvoodoo]

The magic bus is about to experience a bit of turbulence

Which I why I expect @JohnnyGoo is too busy to submit

 

[Clockworkmike]

Actual shot of @LiveeviL2000 clearing a spot in his home already getting ready
to proudly display his RiffMasters trophy for all to see. His swagger is already
out of control

As it's going, unless we get some more entrants, it's already looking real good for him.
Even the Guitar God on the trophy resembles him!

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Can we as conscientious citizens honestly allow Barbarian Bob to run away with this
contest and tap into even more high octane ego-fuel? Unless top scientists can find
a way to harness his limitless pride and perhaps use it to power the future of the human
race, or possibly fuel a galaxy-hopping rocket able deliver us to a new planet to destroy,
I say NAY!!!!

He must be stopped. But who among us will dare try?

Lmao

Actually, he's got the goods and I'm not even gonna deny that lol

 

[TVvoodoo]

Fortunately @Headache is busy teaching all his students about some
real important stuff, about "Your changing body" tingly parts, and all that

So he has no time to put down a 1:00 clip of one of the first songs he ever learned.
(Which was probably a Nazareth tune or something).