Of course they are. It’s you that warped.

I’ve stayed married for 45+ years. Some of that is I’m just that stupid to say something like this.
Oh me too. Got married in '76 and have lost count on all the stupid things I've said.I’ve stayed married for 45+ years. Some of that is I’m just that stupid to say something like this.
Oh. I wasn’t suggesting I’ve not gotten stupid in 45 years. Just not THAT stupid.Oh me too. Got married in '76 and have lost count on all the stupid things I've said.![]()

Still counts as a sandwich!