Here we go maybe

Is she consenting to this?? Wax is quicker.
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It didn't happen.

However, next time someone leaves the salsa jar lid loose like I found tonight, I'm gonna kill 'em.

I just spent the last hour and a half cleaning up Pace Picante Sauce (New York City??!)
that I shook literally ALL OVER THE KITCHEN and didn't even get to eat....

There aren't enough bong hits in this galaxy to make me feel better about what just happened...

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And I ain't even done.


FML


The beard will have to hang in there.. .I can trim another day. But someone has to eat this salsa off the floor. And the wall. And the milk jug. And the Caesar salad dressing bottle.
 
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