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4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Chapter 17 are you Hard Core?
Well we started our latest gig The Hardcore Hook-up Festival. Our band Last Resort was slated for the 3 rd spot but after 3 shows from a Sub Par Guns N Roses that let to booed and storm off stage incidents the management Quickly asked Last Resort to Finish out the Tour as the Headliner! We as a Band are Pretty pumped that we Took over the headline spot for “Guns n Poser’s”as we refer to them now.But being the Headliner has many privileges such as bringing in our own merchandise
Such as the Intergalactic nachos that are just out of this world at 10.99
The band had great success with our first shirt selling out that it was a no brainer to have another at 28.50
Could not pass up a chance to throw out another promotion for thunderskulls element 115 guitar. Which brings us to a special nectar that is out of this world we call Element 115
115 proof will blow your socks off your feet
At concerts we will sell in a plastic collectable bottle for 28.99 ,in the liquor stores you are able to get a 1.5 liter for 69.42
Due to potency only one drink per concert goer over the age of 21 will be sold!!
Which also brings Thunder Skulls favorite item
The Led Stage and Bobble head set featuring all members of last resort
129.95 and is already on back order
Finally we have something for the ladies who come an show us support we thought they need a stylish leather tote for blankets and what nots
It is a big seller at 28.50 even has a secret 4.20 pocket on the inside to keep your herb safe and outta sight
Hope to see you when we hit your town
Living Large
Last Resort
Well we started our latest gig The Hardcore Hook-up Festival. Our band Last Resort was slated for the 3 rd spot but after 3 shows from a Sub Par Guns N Roses that let to booed and storm off stage incidents the management Quickly asked Last Resort to Finish out the Tour as the Headliner! We as a Band are Pretty pumped that we Took over the headline spot for “Guns n Poser’s”as we refer to them now.But being the Headliner has many privileges such as bringing in our own merchandise
Such as the Intergalactic nachos that are just out of this world at 10.99
The band had great success with our first shirt selling out that it was a no brainer to have another at 28.50
Could not pass up a chance to throw out another promotion for thunderskulls element 115 guitar. Which brings us to a special nectar that is out of this world we call Element 115
115 proof will blow your socks off your feet
At concerts we will sell in a plastic collectable bottle for 28.99 ,in the liquor stores you are able to get a 1.5 liter for 69.42
Due to potency only one drink per concert goer over the age of 21 will be sold!!
Which also brings Thunder Skulls favorite item
The Led Stage and Bobble head set featuring all members of last resort
129.95 and is already on back order
Finally we have something for the ladies who come an show us support we thought they need a stylish leather tote for blankets and what nots
It is a big seller at 28.50 even has a secret 4.20 pocket on the inside to keep your herb safe and outta sight
Hope to see you when we hit your town
Living Large
Last Resort
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
Hell just give him the trophy already!!
Um... the band thing, right....?
Yes of courseHell just give him the trophy already!!
Um... the band thing, right....?
Excellent job bro !!
That’s going to be a tough one to follow.
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
Yeah the bar has been set pretty high.
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
I did say I was going to turn it up to 11 from here on.
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
Agreed.
G.O.T. CHAPTER. 17
Well Well Well
We got a big opportunity to slide in with the
Hardcore Festival
# 2 on the bill
But after 2-1/2 shows the headliner was showing it’s shortcomings.
Pilsner.. I mean Poison was just getting hammered by our fans.
And up and called off the rest of their tour with us.
So we took this as a major stepping stone into the Abyss.
First up was the grub we started selling.
Because after all the work, ya gotta eat something
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Open faced roast beef an mashed taters
$10.99.
But we can’t have this everyday !!
So we broadened the menu
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A little Southwest flavor
Carnitas Torta
$11,99.
The crew’s favorite I might add
But that’s still not all our chuckwagon can do.
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We also serve up a hot open faced
Turkey sandwich with all the fixins.
$12,99.
Which now leads us to expanding our merchandise we have on hand.
First up is a denim vest that kind of looks like Mics leather one.
But it proudly displays our logo
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This bad ass vest will set you back a little bit. But our fans are buying them as fast as we can stock them
$ 79.99
And doesn’t like to fool around at a festival.
So we had a bunch of these made up to toss out to the fans as if they were guitar picks.. we hit the nail on the head with these babies
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At the unbeatable price of just $10.79 they are selling as fast as we can get them made.
How we got into this next deal is beyond me !!
But it happened because of our love of the Tea, that’s right we got hooked up with Jack…
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And a cool hundy you can have one too. $100.00 a bottle ain’t cheap.. but neither are we .
And the last item on the cart is a spin-off or a joke piece that was to make fun of myself.
But you would be amazed at the young rockers sporting this dew.
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Yea that’s right a wig,, make fun if you like.. but we’re taking the proceeds to the bank.
Because we had to buy the rights for our bands name
Mic Miester Metal
Well Well Well
We got a big opportunity to slide in with the
Hardcore Festival
# 2 on the bill
But after 2-1/2 shows the headliner was showing it’s shortcomings.
Pilsner.. I mean Poison was just getting hammered by our fans.
And up and called off the rest of their tour with us.
So we took this as a major stepping stone into the Abyss.
First up was the grub we started selling.
Because after all the work, ya gotta eat something
[url=https://postimg.cc/N5CY3snq]
[/URL]Open faced roast beef an mashed taters
$10.99.
But we can’t have this everyday !!
So we broadened the menu
[url=https://postimages.org/]
[/URL]A little Southwest flavor
Carnitas Torta
$11,99.
The crew’s favorite I might add
But that’s still not all our chuckwagon can do.
[url=https://postimages.org/]
photo url uploader[/URL]We also serve up a hot open faced
Turkey sandwich with all the fixins.
$12,99.
Which now leads us to expanding our merchandise we have on hand.
First up is a denim vest that kind of looks like Mics leather one.
But it proudly displays our logo
[url=https://postimg.cc/18yCrwBy]
[/URL]This bad ass vest will set you back a little bit. But our fans are buying them as fast as we can stock them
$ 79.99
And doesn’t like to fool around at a festival.
So we had a bunch of these made up to toss out to the fans as if they were guitar picks.. we hit the nail on the head with these babies
[url=https://postimages.org/]
[/URL]At the unbeatable price of just $10.79 they are selling as fast as we can get them made.
How we got into this next deal is beyond me !!
But it happened because of our love of the Tea, that’s right we got hooked up with Jack…
[url=https://postimg.cc/kR340nYv]
[/URL]And a cool hundy you can have one too. $100.00 a bottle ain’t cheap.. but neither are we .
And the last item on the cart is a spin-off or a joke piece that was to make fun of myself.
But you would be amazed at the young rockers sporting this dew.
[url=https://postimages.org/]
[/URL]Yea that’s right a wig,, make fun if you like.. but we’re taking the proceeds to the bank.
Because we had to buy the rights for our bands name
Mic Miester Metal
So would I
Thank you brother
GOT 17 - Merchmaster
Rockin’ away on the road has truly taught us a few things. “All is, most certainly NOT, written in stone” Take this tasty tour slot for example…
You’d probably think that a tour with the likes of “Mötley Crüe” would be a solid gig…but noooooooooope. These guys are…experienced…perhaps, a little too experienced. We envisioned nonstop excess entertainment…we got…to hear constant complaining, bickering, and excessive tantrums. It was like a bad dream version of geriatric narcissistic contempt…the Crüe will henceforth be known to us as “Crötchety Stüe”. The infighting was epic. The egos were not in check. The age differences backstage sometimes seemed to span a thousand years…charges are imminent…for at least one of them.
When a female fan made it backstage, looking for us to autograph something, and didn’t even know who they were…well…that was the beginning of the end of Crötchety Stüe. Something was “allegedly” caught on video that put them “into retirement”…again.
We were up for finishing what we had started, and it had been going exceptionally well so far. The Merch deals were plentiful, and surprisingly successful. Shirt sales were crazy, amongst other things…
Our foray into women’s undergarments ($69.69]has been a true conflagration!
The audiences have been hungry for our latest culinary conundrum…The Squatcher Burger! ($28.88)
They’ve been hoppy…er…happy…to wash their Squatcher Burgers down with some fresh brewed Squatcher Dank Ale!($42.42 per 4-pack)
They get so eff’ed up, they even buy up the cool toys…
Like “The Squatcher Scramble Van and Stunt-Cycle Play Set”($109.95]
…and the tech stuff too! FLIR gave us our own handheld thermal camera model!
It is AMAZEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!! Fun for the whole family!($1274.36)
“Crötchety Stüe” is a dish that is best served in Vegas….retirement homes.
✠ Don Dagger ✠
Rockin’ away on the road has truly taught us a few things. “All is, most certainly NOT, written in stone” Take this tasty tour slot for example…
You’d probably think that a tour with the likes of “Mötley Crüe” would be a solid gig…but noooooooooope. These guys are…experienced…perhaps, a little too experienced. We envisioned nonstop excess entertainment…we got…to hear constant complaining, bickering, and excessive tantrums. It was like a bad dream version of geriatric narcissistic contempt…the Crüe will henceforth be known to us as “Crötchety Stüe”. The infighting was epic. The egos were not in check. The age differences backstage sometimes seemed to span a thousand years…charges are imminent…for at least one of them.
When a female fan made it backstage, looking for us to autograph something, and didn’t even know who they were…well…that was the beginning of the end of Crötchety Stüe. Something was “allegedly” caught on video that put them “into retirement”…again.
We were up for finishing what we had started, and it had been going exceptionally well so far. The Merch deals were plentiful, and surprisingly successful. Shirt sales were crazy, amongst other things…
Our foray into women’s undergarments ($69.69]has been a true conflagration!
The audiences have been hungry for our latest culinary conundrum…The Squatcher Burger! ($28.88)
They’ve been hoppy…er…happy…to wash their Squatcher Burgers down with some fresh brewed Squatcher Dank Ale!($42.42 per 4-pack)
They get so eff’ed up, they even buy up the cool toys…
Like “The Squatcher Scramble Van and Stunt-Cycle Play Set”($109.95]
…and the tech stuff too! FLIR gave us our own handheld thermal camera model!
It is AMAZEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!! Fun for the whole family!($1274.36)
“Crötchety Stüe” is a dish that is best served in Vegas….retirement homes.
✠ Don Dagger ✠
That was great
Excellent choice’s of all items in the trinkets trailer
2 more to go !
Now I want to catch the festival
Now I want to catch the festival
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Love the burger. Nice entry!
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Barbarian Bob now knows what it means to be up against the best of the best.
The immunity idol has now become more valuable.
This will guarantee one of us will make it to the top 5.
Barbarian Bob believes this may be one of the last couple of times we will be competing for this phallic idol.
The immunity idol has now become more valuable.
This will guarantee one of us will make it to the top 5.
Barbarian Bob believes this may be one of the last couple of times we will be competing for this phallic idol.
