Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
It makes me wanna order one of those shapes.... Mine had MOP binding too but it didn't show.
TTR Game of Toanz
- Thread starter TVvoodoo
- Start date
Most excellent work my friend
GOT 16
NAMM Pitchman or: How I Learned To Embrace The Art Of Chemistry By Tossing A Pick
Taking a well deserved break in touring, we had that caveman dude running around like a maniac in the Northern California woods, stinking the place up for a good night of Squatchery…when the muffin-headed Princess Puckerpill shows up out of the blue. She says that “Fierce Guitars” is looking to foot the bill for us to travel down to the Anaheim NAMM show…weirdness….it seems that they’ve finished up work on a signature axe, “Iktomi”, for little old me… ✠ Don Dagger ✠
They want us to put on a little show to spotlight Iktomi, and us…as it turns out, this is looking to be a pretty lucrative venture, all tolled. So we hosed down the skunky old cave-dude, put him in his cage, and hit the road…
We were told that Steve Stevens was gonna be there to heckle us, and we needed to fill out a three song set that would serve a showcase for the guitar, and us…
New signature series axe…. “Iktomi”
Custom scalloped from 12th fret, up through 22nd fret, striped ebony fretboard, custom wound ✠Dagger ✠ Series Pickups(super secret and exclusive
), stainless steel frets, mahogany set neck, and mahogany slab body…carved and beveled to my requests. This thing fits me like a familiar T-shirt, and plays like bacon grease!
The “Iktomi” is a work of art.
Upon arrival, we come across Steve Stevens. He’s wanking his “sub machine gun” cliché at the crowd, and when he’s done…it’s up to us to wake things up a bit. We decide on the methodical approach, and open up with a version of this…
Then we kick it up a notch with this hymn…
To top it off, we fired up a new instrumental, “Swamp Stomper Hoaxer”, that really blew the minds of all in attendance. The young ladies couldn’t keep their clothes on…it was a mass-wardrobe-malfunction of epic proportions, and it all started when I beaned “Machine-Gun-Steve” with one of my picks…The crowd just swallowed him up…it was like nothing I’d seen before…he was just….gone…Even the muffin headed wonder let loose…Princess Puckerpill hit the stage like the seasoned pro she “must” be…That woman puts on quite the pole dance when she’s fired up. There’s got to be a story there…I had to peel her off of me. She was stuck on, like a slug on a log…
I think Cliff The Chemist may have coated my new custom picks in something…something that really “set the mood”…and I had thrown out dozens, to try to keep the rest of them off of me…and finish the set.
He just stood, watching and giggling, as he thumped away on his bass…I know it was him….but he wouldn’t come clean, he just went on about some “international treaties” and some such nonsense…
Picks tossed….
What a trip….
✠ Don Dagger ✠
NAMM Pitchman or: How I Learned To Embrace The Art Of Chemistry By Tossing A Pick
Taking a well deserved break in touring, we had that caveman dude running around like a maniac in the Northern California woods, stinking the place up for a good night of Squatchery…when the muffin-headed Princess Puckerpill shows up out of the blue. She says that “Fierce Guitars” is looking to foot the bill for us to travel down to the Anaheim NAMM show…weirdness….it seems that they’ve finished up work on a signature axe, “Iktomi”, for little old me… ✠ Don Dagger ✠
They want us to put on a little show to spotlight Iktomi, and us…as it turns out, this is looking to be a pretty lucrative venture, all tolled. So we hosed down the skunky old cave-dude, put him in his cage, and hit the road…
We were told that Steve Stevens was gonna be there to heckle us, and we needed to fill out a three song set that would serve a showcase for the guitar, and us…
New signature series axe…. “Iktomi”
Custom scalloped from 12th fret, up through 22nd fret, striped ebony fretboard, custom wound ✠Dagger ✠ Series Pickups(super secret and exclusive
), stainless steel frets, mahogany set neck, and mahogany slab body…carved and beveled to my requests. This thing fits me like a familiar T-shirt, and plays like bacon grease!The “Iktomi” is a work of art.
Upon arrival, we come across Steve Stevens. He’s wanking his “sub machine gun” cliché at the crowd, and when he’s done…it’s up to us to wake things up a bit. We decide on the methodical approach, and open up with a version of this…
Then we kick it up a notch with this hymn…
To top it off, we fired up a new instrumental, “Swamp Stomper Hoaxer”, that really blew the minds of all in attendance. The young ladies couldn’t keep their clothes on…it was a mass-wardrobe-malfunction of epic proportions, and it all started when I beaned “Machine-Gun-Steve” with one of my picks…The crowd just swallowed him up…it was like nothing I’d seen before…he was just….gone…Even the muffin headed wonder let loose…Princess Puckerpill hit the stage like the seasoned pro she “must” be…That woman puts on quite the pole dance when she’s fired up. There’s got to be a story there…I had to peel her off of me. She was stuck on, like a slug on a log…
I think Cliff The Chemist may have coated my new custom picks in something…something that really “set the mood”…and I had thrown out dozens, to try to keep the rest of them off of me…and finish the set.
He just stood, watching and giggling, as he thumped away on his bass…I know it was him….but he wouldn’t come clean, he just went on about some “international treaties” and some such nonsense…
Picks tossed….
What a trip….
✠ Don Dagger ✠
Nice work an story..GOT 16
NAMM Pitchman or: How I Learned To Embrace The Art Of Chemistry By Tossing A Pick
Taking a well deserved break in touring, we had that caveman dude running around like a maniac in the Northern California woods, stinking the place up for a good night of Squatchery…when the muffin-headed Princess Puckerpill shows up out of the blue. She says that “Fierce Guitars” is looking to foot the bill for us to travel down to the Anaheim NAMM show…weirdness….it seems that they’ve finished up work on a signature axe, “Iktomi”, for little old me… ✠ Don Dagger ✠
They want us to put on a little show to spotlight Iktomi, and us…as it turns out, this is looking to be a pretty lucrative venture, all tolled. So we hosed down the skunky old cave-dude, put him in his cage, and hit the road…
We were told that Steve Stevens was gonna be there to heckle us, and we needed to fill out a three song set that would serve a showcase for the guitar, and us…
New signature series axe…. “Iktomi”
View attachment 92351
Custom scalloped from 12th fret, up through 22nd fret, striped ebony fretboard, custom wound ✠Dagger ✠ Series Pickups(super secret and exclusive
The “Iktomi” is a work of art.
Upon arrival, we come across Steve Stevens. He’s wanking his “sub machine gun” cliché at the crowd, and when he’s done…it’s up to us to wake things up a bit. We decide on the methodical approach, and open up with a version of this…
Then we kick it up a notch with this hymn…
To top it off, we fired up a new instrumental, “Swamp Stomper Hoaxer”, that really blew the minds of all in attendance. The young ladies couldn’t keep their clothes on…it was a mass-wardrobe-malfunction of epic proportions, and it all started when I beaned “Machine-Gun-Steve” with one of my picks…The crowd just swallowed him up…it was like nothing I’d seen before…he was just….gone…Even the muffin headed wonder let loose…Princess Puckerpill hit the stage like the seasoned pro she “must” be…That woman puts on quite the pole dance when she’s fired up. There’s got to be a story there…I had to peel her off of me. She was stuck on, like a slug on a log…
I think Cliff The Chemist may have coated my new custom picks in something…something that really “set the mood”…and I had thrown out dozens, to try to keep the rest of them off of me…and finish the set.
He just stood, watching and giggling, as he thumped away on his bass…I know it was him….but he wouldn’t come clean, he just went on about some “international treaties” and some such nonsense…
Picks tossed….
View attachment 92352
View attachment 92353
What a trip….
✠ Don Dagger ✠
loved the read
This thread woke up today …
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Nice entries guys!!
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
If you want style! The kind of style Barbarian Bob has, look no further! The Barbarian Bob signature series Dragon Fang7 is for you!!
The only axe you'll ever need.
If you ever wanted to be a rock star, or just look like one.
Then this is the guitar for you.
For the low low monthly payment of $25, you cant pass this up! but wait theres more ...
Act now and you'll receive not 1, not 2, but 3! THATS RIGHT 3 SHAMWOW cloths to safely clean your new guitar!
Thats a $60 value for free!!
ACT NOW WHILE THIS OFFER LASTS!!
offer not valid in 195 countries.
The only axe you'll ever need.
If you ever wanted to be a rock star, or just look like one.
Then this is the guitar for you.
For the low low monthly payment of $25, you cant pass this up! but wait theres more ...
Act now and you'll receive not 1, not 2, but 3! THATS RIGHT 3 SHAMWOW cloths to safely clean your new guitar!
Thats a $60 value for free!!
ACT NOW WHILE THIS OFFER LASTS!!
offer not valid in 195 countries.
Neon Knight’s
I have no fancy selling jargon for the
V of Excellence,, but the true rockers will buy it up
[url=https://postimg.cc/XBfNV7fD]
green shot[/URL]Just because it is so bad ass.
With special FX on board.
Mic Miester Metal
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Alright, still waiting for @SG John and @mcblink for your signature guitars and such. ... approx 24 hours remain. This is an elimination round.
Cowboy will announce penalties and bonuses awarded prior to the vote.
Still not real sure if we've seen any bona fide "game-changing" tech or features built into these guitars yet.
Cowboy will announce penalties and bonuses awarded prior to the vote.
Still not real sure if we've seen any bona fide "game-changing" tech or features built into these guitars yet.
Ummmmmmm….please see post #3643 above….Alright, still waiting for @Thatbastarddon @SG John and @mcblink for your signature guitars and such. ... approx 24 hours remain. This is an elimination round.
Cowboy will announce penalties and bonuses awarded prior to the vote.
Still not real sure if we've seen any bona fide "game-changing" tech or features built into these guitars yet.
Post in thread 'TTR Game of Toanz'
TTR Game of Toanz
Thank you sir!
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Plutonian PickupsAlright, still waiting for @SG John and @mcblink for your signature guitars and such. ... approx 24 hours remain. This is an elimination round.
Cowboy will announce penalties and bonuses awarded prior to the vote.
Still not real sure if we've seen any bona fide "game-changing" tech or features built into these guitars yet.
With
Ununpentium Magnets
What more do you Need!
Ununpentium is Element 115 never has been used or heard in a instrument on earth or any other parts of the Galaxy!
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
It's now called Moscovium and only a few atoms of it have ever been produced. No known usage, though it's a highly radioactive and dangerous metal.
So....
Yeah, make some pickups out of it. Call 'em Chernobyl-buckers. Just make sure you got a lead plated stage suit, specifically a lead-lined jockstrap
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Damn! Makes that California “may cause cancer” warning look silly now don’t it.
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Don’t be Fooled this is clockwork mike as he is telling others not to buy such a sought after signature axe!
Get Your PRE ORDER in Now they are Almost sold out!
ThunderSkull’s ELEMENT 115 is out of this World
Smash that Vote button For
THUNDERSKULL
Get Your PRE ORDER in Now they are Almost sold out!
ThunderSkull’s ELEMENT 115 is out of this World
Smash that Vote button For
THUNDERSKULL
Last edited:
mcblink
Ambassador of Riffs & Spliffs
New Instrumental Title: The Fecalith (Might also be new band name, should we get sued. Turns out, we aren't the only FivESkiN out there. More on that later...) In the meantime,
New Pick we've been tossin' out at shows:
New Axe. I'm a simple man. I don't need anything excessively pointy, nor extreme. This guitar, however, was customized to include two new features that I think are going to be the future of live shows for FivESkiN moving forward. First, there is a magick sigil that has been placed on the upper wing, and what this does is create a portal that certain entities can move freely through, during extremely high speed runs. What they do is travel around the audience and makes them all go totally nuts. It's like the "Applause Now" sign in TV studios, but way more cooler.
Second, this guitar has a literal anti-gravity device that would make even ThunderSkull jealous. It literally makes our shows FLY. The entire venue. Whole thing. Audience and everything. We're not supposed to talk about it. But, I can maybe drop this as proof:
US10144532B2 - Craft using an inertial mass reduction device - Google Patents
A craft using an inertial mass reduction device comprises of an inner resonant cavity wall, an outer resonant cavity, and microwave emitters. The electrically charged outer resonant cavity wall and the electrically insulated inner resonant cavity wall form a resonant cavity. The microwave...
patents.google.com
Aside from those things though, it just looks like a regular Gibby V custom, despite being in reality a Fierce Guitars copy, and I'm okay with that all the way! Some people get mad and call it a "counterfeit" but I don't give a single sht about those people. Those people quickly change their mind when I play a smokin' lead run, and they get to meet any number of entities that shoot out of the portal.
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
The clock is running against Wolfgang Eisenfick, @SG John who seems often too busy with other things than Rock-Starring
Anyway we need to talk about legal stuff now. While this game is a live action role play, probably yes, a fantasy most of it is rooted in our somewhat "real" world, (though that's way different for some of you I'm guessing, than it is for most others LOL!).
So, yes unfortunately when you picked a name for your band, that performed at the famous Roseland Ballroom, and are now touring the coast, it is in a somewhat objective reality, and the all too real world reality is... picking a band name these days can be murder! And doing it wrong, can be tortuous murder!
So, some of those bands that have the same name as you? Whether currently actively touring or not, have demanded you, Mr. New Money Famous Guy, will buy the name outright, or suffer a name change. Either way it's costing in rather nasty copywrite/trademark legal suits.
So, Bad Axis, Last Resort, Danger Us, and Fiveskin - your clever band-naming wasn't really all that clever, now was it? Each of you fellas? Gonna cost each of you a Million "fantasy" dollars to own your name, the smart choice at this point, AND -2 penalty "non-fantasy: points for this elimination vote round.
Wasteland of Sleep, Wolfgang E. didn't even submit a pedal board at all, and automatically will bear a -5 point penalty going into the round.
The not submitting penalty was -10 a few rounds ago, but -5 now because there are a lot fewer votes available in the game
I could be wrong, but I have a feeling Wolfgang is not feelin' the Rock Roll dream anymore. His real dream of moving to the hills, going off grid and owning a small goat ranch, might be coming true sooner than he thought.
But we shall see. There will also be some penalty points AND bonus points awarded on the Chapter 16 "NAMM Pitchman"
submissions, but I will wait until the deadline passes before revealing those.
Anyway we need to talk about legal stuff now. While this game is a live action role play, probably yes, a fantasy most of it is rooted in our somewhat "real" world, (though that's way different for some of you I'm guessing, than it is for most others LOL!).
So, yes unfortunately when you picked a name for your band, that performed at the famous Roseland Ballroom, and are now touring the coast, it is in a somewhat objective reality, and the all too real world reality is... picking a band name these days can be murder! And doing it wrong, can be tortuous murder!
So, some of those bands that have the same name as you? Whether currently actively touring or not, have demanded you, Mr. New Money Famous Guy, will buy the name outright, or suffer a name change. Either way it's costing in rather nasty copywrite/trademark legal suits.
So, Bad Axis, Last Resort, Danger Us, and Fiveskin - your clever band-naming wasn't really all that clever, now was it? Each of you fellas? Gonna cost each of you a Million "fantasy" dollars to own your name, the smart choice at this point, AND -2 penalty "non-fantasy: points for this elimination vote round.
Wasteland of Sleep, Wolfgang E. didn't even submit a pedal board at all, and automatically will bear a -5 point penalty going into the round.
The not submitting penalty was -10 a few rounds ago, but -5 now because there are a lot fewer votes available in the game
I could be wrong, but I have a feeling Wolfgang is not feelin' the Rock Roll dream anymore. His real dream of moving to the hills, going off grid and owning a small goat ranch, might be coming true sooner than he thought.
But we shall see. There will also be some penalty points AND bonus points awarded on the Chapter 16 "NAMM Pitchman"
submissions, but I will wait until the deadline passes before revealing those.
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Last Resort feels like we Got bent over on this dealThe clock is running against Wolfgang Eisenfick, @SG John who seems often too busy with other things than Rock-Starring
Anyway we need to talk about legal stuff now. While this game is a live action role play, probably yes, a fantasy most of it is rooted in our somewhat "real" world, (though that's way different for some of you I'm guessing, than it is for most others LOL!).
So, yes unfortunately when you picked a name for your band, that performed at the famous Roseland Ballroom, and are now touring the coast, it is in a somewhat objective reality, and the all too real world reality is... picking a band name these days can be murder! And doing it wrong, can be tortuous murder!
So, some of those bands that have the same name as you? Whether currently actively touring or not, have demanded you, Mr. New Money Famous Guy, will buy the name outright, or suffer a name change. Either way it's costing in rather nasty copywrite/trademark legal suits.
So, Bad Axis, Last Resort, Danger Us, and Fiveskin - your clever band-naming wasn't really all that clever, now was it? Each of you fellas? Gonna cost each of you a Million "fantasy" dollars to own your name, the smart choice at this point, AND -2 penalty "non-fantasy: points for this elimination vote round.
Wasteland of Sleep, Wolfgang E. didn't even submit a pedal board at all, and automatically will bear a -5 point penalty going into the round.
The not submitting penalty was -10 a few rounds ago, but -5 now because there are a lot fewer votes available in the game
I could be wrong, but I have a feeling Wolfgang is not feelin' the Rock Roll dream anymore. His real dream of moving to the hills, going off grid and owning a small goat ranch, might be coming true sooner than he thought.
But we shall see. There will also be some penalty points AND bonus points awarded on the Chapter 16 "NAMM Pitchman"
submissions, but I will wait until the deadline passes before revealing those.
Your Honor
All of us must have picked Kick Ass Names because the Barbarian was over Looked
Or
The Barbarian picked the Best name ever!
With the initials
B S
Last edited: