TTR Game of Toanz

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I completely understand.. I can’t seem to get anything to work properly.
When ever the forum locks me out
90 % of the time it won’t let log back in.. always says my password is incorrect.. it’s the same one I have used all the time on everything ??
 
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Well Hell. Turns out some total doofus didn't bother to even google the damn bandname before you done picked it. Some of you seem safe from legal jeopardy with more original (or just plain unwanted) band names, but others got slimy litigators poking both you and Legit Rekkords with sharp sticks, now your fame (and name) is reaching far and wide.

Y'know, lawyers love nothing better than an easy target with fresh money, in an unwinnable position.

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There is no way in the world ANYONE has a band named Brutal Sex before Barbarian Bob invented it.

… by the way, I just googled Brutal Sex.
My advice, make sure children aren’t around.
Better yet, just don’t search it. When I saw the search results my first thought was WTF!!
Now I know why our gigs are filled with weirdos.
 
Here is the urban dictionary definition for Brutal Sex

Brutal Sex

Sex with a lot of use of force and little sensitivity, caring or loving. Brutal sex may involve shoving, pushing, choking or throwing your partner or being thrown by them. There may be pain.


Yeah … that pretty much sums up our gigs. Metaphorically speaking of course.
 
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Well Hell. Turns out some total doofus didn't bother to even google the damn bandname before you done picked it. Some of you seem safe from legal jeopardy with more original (or just plain unwanted) band names, but others got slimy litigators poking both you and Legit Rekkords with sharp sticks, now your fame (and name) is reaching far and wide.

Y'know, lawyers love nothing better than an easy target with fresh money, in an unwinnable position.

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We found a couple of unknown sorta killer heavy riff songs to do.
Killer riff and sensational mid/ end section.


One more


Our new instrumental is entitled Cold Porridge.

I got some custom made glow in the dark picks

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I also got a hot Custom Made guitar!


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A couple of cool features .
1 - There is a built in Midrange Boost with variable frequency setting. Now, pedals do this well so why onboard?
Because it can be adjusted on the fly. Go from lower end mid boost to high or more or less boost as you play!!

2 - the minor one is a kinda counterset output jack so the chord can go through the strap and stays out of the way.

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Time to rock!!!
 
Chapter 16 Fierce Guitars
Well i Must say things are going Pretty good for us at Last Resort yours Truly just picked up a Sponsorship Gig from Fierce Guitars! They are Paying the Bands Way to Anaheim for us to do a 3 Song Show and unveil the ThunderSkull Element 115 at the show
This Guitar features Plutonian Humbuckers made with Ununpentium Magnets which give this Axe such a unique sound many Beings from around the Galaxy are lining up for a chance to get one of the first stock.
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What a bargain for a 27 inch scale 13.7 radius jumbo stainless steel frets
When we got to the Show we were told that it was sold out some notables in the audience were Mr Steve Vai and Mr Steve stevens both had seats in the first row in front of Thunderskull!
We were led to the back where we got ready to take the stage our mission simple
2 cover songs and one of our own instrumental pieces we call Nuclear Fallout
The singer and i both agreed we had to get the ladies captivated so we decided on a full out rock metal ballad first the singer hit every note to a T
After that the lights went black the back drop screen lit up with the video playing behind our version of the 80’s hit
heavy metal
The crowd was on fire even singing the lyrics back at us
After that we went into
Nuclear Fallout
At the end when the lights came back up i noticed both Vai and Stevens Giving thunder skull the Critical Eye of Judgement so for Grins I threw one of my new Custom Picks and it landed between them that is when the real show Started it was Loke a UFC lightweight Match ending with Vai raising his hand in Glory holding this
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What a wild wild Time!
We on Top of the World
Livin Large
Last Resort!
 
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