TTR Game of Toanz

I posted this in the voting/ results page, maybe I should have posted here first.

I am glad you guys don't let me play this game as far as the entry of posts to be voted on. Plus I missed the deadline on number 14.

You all would likely ban me from the forum for losing not only the $2500 but another $5 Billion

Here is what I came up with.


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I think the lyrics go something like this, He's Gone, Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone,

Am Bev is gone, Just like their profits, gone gone gone gone gone.
 
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A little more than 2.5 hours left to vote. Interesting 4-way tie for first, but that don't really matter
since it's an elimination round

Two rock star videos ain't performing too well, but luckily, one of them has immunity.
The other one, well... the opportunity to sell a lot of soap to family and friends awaits

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Two-way tie for top video as voted by TTR members and Game of Toanz competitors.
Congratulations Poisonous Tongue and Gaining ground by Heinous Anus and Donnie Dagger
but Donnie had a -1 penalty, so the outright winner is Heinous.

Dick Burns and Jett Roxx tied for last place after the voting at FIVE VOTES EACH
Neither of them suffered any penalties, but Jett held immunity from a strong Chapter 13 performance.

The song choice of "Final Resting" proved to be somewhat prophetic, no?

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Dickie, it's time you started your own business, to become Master of your own destiny!
All you need to do is recruit all your family and friends into becoming Scamway distributors,
and convince them to sell these fine products and keep building your downline!

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@LRT during your fourteen rounds of Game of Toanz, you were often the very life of the party.
Unfortunately, teh Throne cannot be yours to enjoy.

Everyone, join me in bidding a fond farewell to fearsome competitor Dick Burns of Iced Sloth
And if anyone needs any shaving cream or lip balm, we know who to call

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This has been fun and an interesting game.
I never expected to make it this far hasn't been easy you guys have made it tough. I'm kinda released to be out but I did learn a bit about things I hadn't tought of trying to do.
Aww forget it just listen as I say by
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Dick Burns out
 
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Chapter 15
Pedalboard Party

Your Video is out, and going frickin’ viral! as a result, Legit is getting calls and you can’t even go to the damn Sev for a slushie before people start recognizing you, and asking for autographs and comps!

You are also seeing a LOT of this!

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You're band is booking into all the A-rooms, and getting a major role in some regional gigs on the summer festival scene. Even better, your new agent has strong-armed the management of a hot national act to pick you up to open for five speedway dates a couple months from now on the opposite coast, and after that have you on a mid-sized theater double bill medium tour of fifteen dates with one of your Game of Toanz competitor bands.

Enough with duct-taped junk you put together ten rounds ago. You need a kick ass pedalboard the roadies won't piss themselves laughing at.
Visit this link: PEDALBOARD PARTY

Your Challenge
1. You will select the NOVO18 Board - then GO TO TOWN! With plenty of jingle in your jeans, you get a minimum ten pedals to fit on that board and anything else your heart desires. Use the menus to add pedals from different brands and and create your very personal board, (double clicking allows you to rotate pedals). Go with a theme, get vintage cool, high tech new, or everything blue... whatever! You are officiall a seasoned Pro, so it's all a write off now, cost is no object. Party ON!

Bonuses:
a maximum of three bonus points available distributed among for the whole group. Pretty scarce.
Cowboy will judge on: Coolest looking board +1. Board he most wants to spend two hours with +1 and most off-the-wall weird board +1

2. Since you will be going out on a serious tour, you’re gonna need a killer T-Shirt.
No other merch just yet, just one simple -shirt, with a front & back design. Nothing else, yet.

Three photos. Your new pedal board. T-shirt Front, T-Shirt Back
One additional bonus point for the T-shirt with the funniest Tour Name for your Coastal swing.

Your Pedalboard Creation and Tour Tee will help give you immunity via a community vote, and/or bonus points you can take into the Chapter 16 elimination round. These are things you definitely want!

Also noting at this time, an interesting and highly respected local guitar company Fierce Guitars dropped in to hear your band, then chatted you up during tear-down. The main builder has become a bit of a fanboy for you, and floated the idea of building you a signature guitar. Don’t post anything yet, but he definitely planted the seed for you to start thinking on what your perfect guitar might be.
Deadline 7PM Saturday - Judging for Immunity, our very own @LRT
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Seven competitors remain in the Game of Toanz

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Making the top ten was relatively difficult. Making the top Five is going to make that look like kinda easy.
But at this point, if you don't have a big ugly X over your face you can say your Rock Star kind of "made it" in the business.
But do you have the staying power and smarts to become a real-deal SUPERSTAR? The Game of Toanz will sort you out.

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This has been fun and an interesting game.
I never expected to make it this far hasn't been easy you guys have made it tough. I'm kinda released to be out but I did learn a bit about things I hadn't tought of trying to do.
Aww forget it just listen as I say by
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Dick Burns out
Damn.
Another one goes down.
Barbarian Bob will never forget Dick Burns.

That sounds so very wrong
 
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