TTR Game of Toanz
- Thread starter TVvoodoo
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Thanks! I feel better now! Kinda like I respected the artist’s original intent.
Now then….all y’all! Don’t make me do the mod thing in this thread again!
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Im just glad you didn’t use a kfc bucket
LRT
Well-Known Member
This is why I try not to post when I'm drunk.
When i saw my post this morning
Thanks Don
Edit works for me, I'm trying to follow the rules on both sides and would have edited if was asked
I'll try to refrain from drunken posting
It’s all better now…ups came right after I posted, and I was busy for the rest of the day…with all the stuff they brought me.This is why I try not to post when I'm drunk.
When i saw my post this morning
Thanks Don
Edit works for me, I'm trying to follow the rules on both sides and would have edited if was asked
I'll try to refrain from drunken posting
Those mod shoes are a little tight, so I hate having to put them on….makes me grumpy.
Lesson learned by you, I hope….don’t drink and post…at least not pic’s.
LRT
Well-Known Member
I'll do my best
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Alright Rockstars!
My travels are over since a couple hours ago, but in the background I have been looking and weighing and measuring your submissions.
First off, before I open vote poll for Chapter 12, I want to say Magnificent Job!!! So fantastic I had to split the bonus points amongst most of
you because I wanted to reward practically all of you for outstanding efforts in one way or another.
But before I vomit out the good news, Cowboy has to go and bring up the past, and present you with some
Dark and Scary news which is surely going to affect this current vote, which is for ELIMINATION
From Chapter 11 he says
Donnie Dagger gets -1 for straying from the designated song subject matter.
Thunder Skull gets -2 for not mentioning the Pro-band he's supporting NOR the band secret.
Cowboy will cancel this ThunderSkulls punishment if @4406Pack changes his avatar to the below pic for the
remainder of the Game of Toanz and ceases posting any further buckethead-related content in this thread.
(Should be easy, as everybody knows King G would absolutely SLAY bucketfreak in a head-cutting
contest in about 23 seconds and is far more handsome and way cooler ta boot.)
Dick Burns earned a -1 for failing to mention the dark secret about Mastodon (of which I am sure there are many to discover).
From Chapter 12 Cowboy says just one penalty!!! Thunder Skull again, of Last Resort is missing one record sleeve -1
Otherwise an extremely clean round (except for one other rather naughty and unfortunate entry.) Though we should not
penalize a rockstar for doing important things while inebriated. I actually toyed with the idea of a bonus
point but that would only encourage more of that stuff, which I would surely have to answer for so, ...no can do.
All the above penalty points will be taken off your Chapter 12 vote totals,
@4406Pack change to kenny ASAP, and worship your New Smoov Jazz God or suffer -3 rather than -1 total penalty points
Now, some BONUS Points! Yeeee-Hawww!
+1 point each for Sith Lord, and Saul Goodman as Tour Managers/Agent/Bodyguards to "WhoreMouth" and Dick Burns Sith Lord
+1 each for Scariest record sleeves to Bad Axis "Predator" and FiveSkin "Dead Eyes"
+1 point each for funniest Sleeves to Jett Roxx "Spanking the Monkey" and "Brutal Sex" reverse cowgirl teddy Bear
+1 point to Best Overall Packaging for the whole five cover set to "Wasteland of Sleep" - really just AMAZING, if you are not
into graphic design, you could be in the wrong business.
+1 for my favorite of them all single cover to "Squatcher" Gaining Ground and +1 to "Last Resort" for "In Time and Space"
If I saw either of those in a store, I would feel 100% compelled to purchase, a slight edge to Gaining Ground by Squatcher as
Best in Show.
Congratulations guys. I think this might have been the best chapter yet for raw entertainment value.
So chew on all the above a bit while I put together the Chapter 12 Voting thread for Elimination.
My travels are over since a couple hours ago, but in the background I have been looking and weighing and measuring your submissions.
First off, before I open vote poll for Chapter 12, I want to say Magnificent Job!!! So fantastic I had to split the bonus points amongst most of
you because I wanted to reward practically all of you for outstanding efforts in one way or another.
But before I vomit out the good news, Cowboy has to go and bring up the past, and present you with some
Dark and Scary news which is surely going to affect this current vote, which is for ELIMINATION
From Chapter 11 he says
Donnie Dagger gets -1 for straying from the designated song subject matter.
Thunder Skull gets -2 for not mentioning the Pro-band he's supporting NOR the band secret.
Cowboy will cancel this ThunderSkulls punishment if @4406Pack changes his avatar to the below pic for the
remainder of the Game of Toanz and ceases posting any further buckethead-related content in this thread.
(Should be easy, as everybody knows King G would absolutely SLAY bucketfreak in a head-cutting
contest in about 23 seconds and is far more handsome and way cooler ta boot.)
Dick Burns earned a -1 for failing to mention the dark secret about Mastodon (of which I am sure there are many to discover).
From Chapter 12 Cowboy says just one penalty!!! Thunder Skull again, of Last Resort is missing one record sleeve -1
Otherwise an extremely clean round (except for one other rather naughty and unfortunate entry.) Though we should not
penalize a rockstar for doing important things while inebriated. I actually toyed with the idea of a bonus
point but that would only encourage more of that stuff, which I would surely have to answer for so, ...no can do.
All the above penalty points will be taken off your Chapter 12 vote totals,
@4406Pack change to kenny ASAP, and worship your New Smoov Jazz God or suffer -3 rather than -1 total penalty points
Now, some BONUS Points! Yeeee-Hawww!
+1 point each for Sith Lord, and Saul Goodman as Tour Managers/Agent/Bodyguards to "WhoreMouth" and Dick Burns Sith Lord
+1 each for Scariest record sleeves to Bad Axis "Predator" and FiveSkin "Dead Eyes"
+1 point each for funniest Sleeves to Jett Roxx "Spanking the Monkey" and "Brutal Sex" reverse cowgirl teddy Bear
+1 point to Best Overall Packaging for the whole five cover set to "Wasteland of Sleep" - really just AMAZING, if you are not
into graphic design, you could be in the wrong business.
+1 for my favorite of them all single cover to "Squatcher" Gaining Ground and +1 to "Last Resort" for "In Time and Space"
If I saw either of those in a store, I would feel 100% compelled to purchase, a slight edge to Gaining Ground by Squatcher as
Best in Show.
Congratulations guys. I think this might have been the best chapter yet for raw entertainment value.
So chew on all the above a bit while I put together the Chapter 12 Voting thread for Elimination.
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
13 hours remain to vote. So far FiveSkin, Squatcher and
Brutal Sex lead the charge.
Thunder Skull refuses to bow to JazzLord King G as a last resort. Seems intent on racing warp speed into an arms race even advanced alien tech nor the mighty John Wick can help him survive. Good thing his final meal comes with a sturdy crash helmet.
Or, will TTR members rally to save his bid to continue in the
Brutal Sex lead the charge.
Thunder Skull refuses to bow to JazzLord King G as a last resort. Seems intent on racing warp speed into an arms race even advanced alien tech nor the mighty John Wick can help him survive. Good thing his final meal comes with a sturdy crash helmet.
Or, will TTR members rally to save his bid to continue in the
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Coming down to another exciting finish with one hour remaining in the poll!!
Funny thing, dont think I've ever seen the immunity holder get so many votes before in a later elimination round, a credit to his fine submission.
I'm real afraid to crunch the numbers right now. Might change in the final minutes leading up... Cowboy insists he needs to cull out the weak, 'cause that's how youkeep the herd strong.
Funny thing, dont think I've ever seen the immunity holder get so many votes before in a later elimination round, a credit to his fine submission.
I'm real afraid to crunch the numbers right now. Might change in the final minutes leading up... Cowboy insists he needs to cull out the weak, 'cause that's how youkeep the herd strong.
Yep…he killed that albatross curse with his skillful submission.(Ha! That sounds so wrong….)
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
How the organic vote went. Congratulations to Squatcher and Dagger Don for a convincing win.
also Heinous Anus, strong performance, great looking package, (that's what she said).
Chapter 12 penalties/bonuses
Donnie Dagger gets -1 for straying from the designated song subject matter but +1 for best cover overall. Score unchanged.
Thunder Skull starts with 5. -2 for not mentioning the Pro-band he's supporting NOR the band secret, -1 for missing record sleeve. +1 record sleeve "Best in Show" runner-up. Had a chance to worship at the alter of Kenny G to save 2 points, but refused. Ended with final score of 3
Iced Sloth -1 for failing to mention the deep dark secret about Mastodon, and +1 bonus for Saul Goodman for final score of 4
Sexxx Tank ended with just two organic votes, no penalties, and +1 for Sith Lord Road manager - final score 3
A tie at 3 votes for lowest number of votes. SO VERY CLOSE!
Earliest two in to submit was Thunder Skull, before Sexxx Tank, @Headache the ride ends here.
You and the boys in WhoreMouth are headed to exciting new careers in the festival event support industry.
Some of the very best submissions of the entire game came from Sexxx Tank,
but for Challenge 12, when asked to "Show us Your Package" Sexxx Tank fell short.
Everybody, please bid a fond farewell to Sexxx Tank,
My apologies for the error in score tabulation, it was kind of weird with all the
bonuses and penalties, which really, the Cowboy should own up to, and promises
to do a better job in the future.
also Heinous Anus, strong performance, great looking package, (that's what she said).
Chapter 12 penalties/bonuses
Donnie Dagger gets -1 for straying from the designated song subject matter but +1 for best cover overall. Score unchanged.
Thunder Skull starts with 5. -2 for not mentioning the Pro-band he's supporting NOR the band secret, -1 for missing record sleeve. +1 record sleeve "Best in Show" runner-up. Had a chance to worship at the alter of Kenny G to save 2 points, but refused. Ended with final score of 3
Iced Sloth -1 for failing to mention the deep dark secret about Mastodon, and +1 bonus for Saul Goodman for final score of 4
Sexxx Tank ended with just two organic votes, no penalties, and +1 for Sith Lord Road manager - final score 3
A tie at 3 votes for lowest number of votes. SO VERY CLOSE!
Earliest two in to submit was Thunder Skull, before Sexxx Tank, @Headache the ride ends here.
You and the boys in WhoreMouth are headed to exciting new careers in the festival event support industry.
Some of the very best submissions of the entire game came from Sexxx Tank,
but for Challenge 12, when asked to "Show us Your Package" Sexxx Tank fell short.
Everybody, please bid a fond farewell to Sexxx Tank,
My apologies for the error in score tabulation, it was kind of weird with all the
bonuses and penalties, which really, the Cowboy should own up to, and promises
to do a better job in the future.
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
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Chapter 13
Sign Here
All this hard work starting to pay off you guys are HOT HOT HOT! Even chicks are lining up to hit your gigs now, and there seems to be bidding wars for regional venues to bring you in. Rare is an event that’s not oversold. Obviously there’s some kind of serious buzz happening! Cash flow is way better, you guys are pulling approx $4K per night, selling some discs and you even got handed a spotify check for $17 last week!
It’s a dream come true! But also a bit of a nightmare.
Taking on larger rooms requires more gear, more travel, more food, more booze, more dope, hired hands, accommodations, a larger trailer, something to tow it with, insurance, etc. The logistics required to actually make the moving parts work together are kind of frightening.
Enter a music industry super-villian to "save" the day: A Slimy label rep. from “Legit Rekkerds” finds you guys runnin' 'round in circles, exhausted & half-starved. Your transportation and gear is basically falling apart and your Road Manager is threatening to quit. This Executive is no dummy, he sees a golden opportunity and offers the band a label support deal you basically cannot refuse. Legit Rekkerds fronts the band $50,000 for some new backline/PA gear, and a travel van “upgrade.”
Of course, priority #1 for all of you after this unexpected windfall, is a decadent $10,000 celebration party!
Legit actually flew in a famous tattoo artist to set all y'alls up with badass new ink. So cool!
Predictably, 3 days later Legit Rekkerds, sent your band the bill.
Fact is, all this emergency support cash and frolicking frivolity comes with catches. You’re no longer an independent group, now under contract. Plus, a few other details came up a couple days later in the finer print that'd probably keep some people up at night.
Your Challenge:
1. We need to see a pic of your new associate, the creepy Legit Rekkerds Executive, and his name of course.
2 Detail in text the 3 freakiest terms of this record deal
3. A photo of the new van you guys picked
4. A photo and quick deets of a new Roadie/Guitar Tech/Soundperson of your choice. ( ( ( HOWEVER, A TWIST! ) ) )
You will pick this individual for another Game of Toanz Competing band, that hasn't yet had one picked for them.
The earlier you get in, the more choices of competing bands to hinder with a very unsuitable choice, courtesy of YOU!
5. And, (of course), we need to hear a bit about that massive party, and see a pic of that brand new tattoo!
This vote is for immunity. You will have until Saturday night at 6PM to complete.
YOUR DEADLINE
Chapter 13
Sign Here
All this hard work starting to pay off you guys are HOT HOT HOT! Even chicks are lining up to hit your gigs now, and there seems to be bidding wars for regional venues to bring you in. Rare is an event that’s not oversold. Obviously there’s some kind of serious buzz happening! Cash flow is way better, you guys are pulling approx $4K per night, selling some discs and you even got handed a spotify check for $17 last week!
It’s a dream come true! But also a bit of a nightmare.
Taking on larger rooms requires more gear, more travel, more food, more booze, more dope, hired hands, accommodations, a larger trailer, something to tow it with, insurance, etc. The logistics required to actually make the moving parts work together are kind of frightening.
Enter a music industry super-villian to "save" the day: A Slimy label rep. from “Legit Rekkerds” finds you guys runnin' 'round in circles, exhausted & half-starved. Your transportation and gear is basically falling apart and your Road Manager is threatening to quit. This Executive is no dummy, he sees a golden opportunity and offers the band a label support deal you basically cannot refuse. Legit Rekkerds fronts the band $50,000 for some new backline/PA gear, and a travel van “upgrade.”
Of course, priority #1 for all of you after this unexpected windfall, is a decadent $10,000 celebration party!
Legit actually flew in a famous tattoo artist to set all y'alls up with badass new ink. So cool!
Predictably, 3 days later Legit Rekkerds, sent your band the bill.
Fact is, all this emergency support cash and frolicking frivolity comes with catches. You’re no longer an independent group, now under contract. Plus, a few other details came up a couple days later in the finer print that'd probably keep some people up at night.
Your Challenge:
1. We need to see a pic of your new associate, the creepy Legit Rekkerds Executive, and his name of course.
2 Detail in text the 3 freakiest terms of this record deal
3. A photo of the new van you guys picked
4. A photo and quick deets of a new Roadie/Guitar Tech/Soundperson of your choice. ( ( ( HOWEVER, A TWIST! ) ) )
You will pick this individual for another Game of Toanz Competing band, that hasn't yet had one picked for them.
The earlier you get in, the more choices of competing bands to hinder with a very unsuitable choice, courtesy of YOU!
5. And, (of course), we need to hear a bit about that massive party, and see a pic of that brand new tattoo!
This vote is for immunity. You will have until Saturday night at 6PM to complete.
YOUR DEADLINE
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