Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
TTR Game of Toanz
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LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
They sound so vaguely familiar. Just can’t put my finger why.Can I use those?
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Man that dude comes and goes like a bad "cold sore"! I hate that cause, like everyone else, i really like the guy
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
It is an honor and a privilege to judge these fine gentlemen! I am truly humbled to be in their presence!And so.... we soldier on, continuing our fight t'wards sonic glory on the
Bloody Battlefield of Rock!
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Chapter 9
Bring Me a.... Shrubbery!
Well, well, well - things seem to be going pretty ok! You have a band, a name, a frosty new logo, and a bright future ahead!
However, long days of rehearsal, long nights of insane partying and debauchery are taking a toll on you physically and mentally. This was your dream, and the new lifestyle you need to adapt to! Thankfully, a friend of the Bass Player has introduced you all to a particular medicinal plant that's really helping the band gel and stay quite inspired through ardous practice sessions. But really, what the Hell is this stuff?
Thanks to this magical shrubbery after just seven sessions you're brewing up some real strong new original material.
Your multi-point task:
1. Post one pic of your rehearsal space, and what's so great about it.
2. Name your bandmates, the role in the band, and a sentence or two to describe each, perhaps a band "superpower" they have
3. Show us a photo of this magic shrubbery, and tell of its various medicinal properties, (can be as simple as a fruit bush, or full on hydro)
4. The first three lines of THREE different new and cool original songs you’re now hashing out with the boys, handwritten. (No titles yet).
As you may know, the first lines of a song are the MOST important, the quality of these will be the main criteria for judging.
This is an immunity round, for stewardship of the Hand-Rubbed and Somewhat Sexy Idol of Toanwood, if you can manage pry it away from wherever Barbarian Bob is hiding it. You should try, as Chapter ten to follow is a seriously nasty elimination round.
You have 48-ish hours to put in your entry, due Thursday night DEADLINE by 8pm CST Once again, no edits.
Your submission will weighed and measured by able and extremely handsome Celebrity Guest Judge @Clockworkmike (if/when he gets sober).
Now that pleasantries are aside: let the ass kissing and sheer gross corruption/bribery commence if any of you have ANY dream of winning! lmao jk
And @TVvoodoo : I'm totally not drunk....just reeallllly tired....from being up all night drinking
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So this is where the magic happens .
Loud as our ears can take it.
And nobody cries about anything.
Mark on the bass, can lay down as hard as anyone I have ever heard on that P bass of his, he seems to have a rhythm that fits perfectly with everything we do.
Scott on drums is a loud an rebellious mfer but he an Mark lay a foundation to kill for. When we harness his powers.
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The seeds on the palm tree make a tea so relaxing, an soothing, it will cure hangover’s, encourage creativity.
And keep us all even tempered, which is excellent for morale.
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I think Ian started adding to the lyrics as I stepped out for a smoke..
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So this is where the magic happens .
Loud as our ears can take it.
And nobody cries about anything.
Mark on the bass, can lay down as hard as anyone I have ever heard on that P bass of his, he seems to have a rhythm that fits perfectly with everything we do.
Scott on drums is a loud an rebellious mfer but he an Mark lay a foundation to kill for. When we harness his powers.
Ian can sing like the angels in heaven, his voice just melts the young ladies. In all the rows for as far as the eyes can see.[url=https://postimg.cc/V0NZMZtQ]
[/URL]The seeds on the palm tree make a tea so relaxing, an soothing, it will cure hangover’s, encourage creativity.
And keep us all even tempered, which is excellent for morale.
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[/URL]I think Ian started adding to the lyrics as I stepped out for a smoke..
Mic Miester Metal
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Canadian Road Rage Incident:
"Well, hello there! I just figured I'd stop right here to get out to walk back to say "Hello!" since it suddenly seems you wish to become my friend!"
"Good day sir! I'm sorry, I was wondering if I was perhaps driving too close behind you."
"If you weren't up so very close how would I ever be able to enjoy that big beautiful smile you are proudly wearing, my new friend!
"Why thank you sir, and yours is lighting up my own day as well"
"Perhaps I was driving too slow in front of you and for that I, must fully apologize, kind sir"
"Absolutely not a problem for me, safety first! ...we can never be too careful behind the wheel. If only everybody thought this way, the roads would be much more pleasant, and safer too."
"Well, it was my great pleasure to meet you this fine morning.. I must now return to my vehicle and continue my journey. I wish you a wonderful, blessed day!"
"And you as well! My sincere apologies if I may have caused you to feel compelled to stop and say "hello!" But I sure do appreciate the fact you took valuable time out of your day to do so, and for that I am deeply grateful! My sincere thank you for your very kind consideration"
"You are very welcome, it is not every day I meet fine gentleman such as yourself, I am honored by the occasion. Farewell!"
"Until that next happy day we may meet again, please enjoy your travels and take care my friend."
"Well, hello there! I just figured I'd stop right here to get out to walk back to say "Hello!" since it suddenly seems you wish to become my friend!"
"Good day sir! I'm sorry, I was wondering if I was perhaps driving too close behind you."
"If you weren't up so very close how would I ever be able to enjoy that big beautiful smile you are proudly wearing, my new friend!
"Why thank you sir, and yours is lighting up my own day as well"
"Perhaps I was driving too slow in front of you and for that I, must fully apologize, kind sir"
"Absolutely not a problem for me, safety first! ...we can never be too careful behind the wheel. If only everybody thought this way, the roads would be much more pleasant, and safer too."
"Well, it was my great pleasure to meet you this fine morning.. I must now return to my vehicle and continue my journey. I wish you a wonderful, blessed day!"
"And you as well! My sincere apologies if I may have caused you to feel compelled to stop and say "hello!" But I sure do appreciate the fact you took valuable time out of your day to do so, and for that I am deeply grateful! My sincere thank you for your very kind consideration"
"You are very welcome, it is not every day I meet fine gentleman such as yourself, I am honored by the occasion. Farewell!"
"Until that next happy day we may meet again, please enjoy your travels and take care my friend."
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
CHAPTER 9:
Barbarian Bob has joined with the right metal warriors!! Barbarian Bob can hear it now!!
"BRUTAL SEX IS…." :dood:
Vocals / Guitar: Tommy Tongue – The length of Tommy’s tongue makes Gene Simmons look silly. It’s unnatural! Tommy can drive the girls wild with that thing. Couple that with his long bleached blonde hair and his shimmy shaking moves. It is like female mind control. Oh, and he can belt out the vocals!
Lead Guitar: Barbarian Bob – METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/
Bass: Ricky Rev – The master of boom! Ricky is so thin; he looks like a meth head and an anorexic had a baby that lived. But man can he groove on bass and he’s a lyrical genius.
Drums: “Meat” – He doesn’t say much, actually he might be mute, nobody knows for sure. When he plays, he looks like a live action version of Animal from the Muppets. He never wears a shirt; he may not even own one. His drum solos are really entertaining to watch with all the drumstick spinning.
Our basement rehearsal space sprouted so much fuzzy mold on the walls, it actually sound proofs the room. So we can get as loud as hell!! Plus it’s cheap, like free cheap!
We also found out if you lick the green mold or mix it in with water, it intensifies our creative output. Sure it tastes a little funny, but that’s how you know its working!
Here's some songs we're workin' on.
Barbarian Bob has joined with the right metal warriors!! Barbarian Bob can hear it now!!
"BRUTAL SEX IS…." :dood:
Vocals / Guitar: Tommy Tongue – The length of Tommy’s tongue makes Gene Simmons look silly. It’s unnatural! Tommy can drive the girls wild with that thing. Couple that with his long bleached blonde hair and his shimmy shaking moves. It is like female mind control. Oh, and he can belt out the vocals!
Lead Guitar: Barbarian Bob – METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/
Bass: Ricky Rev – The master of boom! Ricky is so thin; he looks like a meth head and an anorexic had a baby that lived. But man can he groove on bass and he’s a lyrical genius.
Drums: “Meat” – He doesn’t say much, actually he might be mute, nobody knows for sure. When he plays, he looks like a live action version of Animal from the Muppets. He never wears a shirt; he may not even own one. His drum solos are really entertaining to watch with all the drumstick spinning.
Our basement rehearsal space sprouted so much fuzzy mold on the walls, it actually sound proofs the room. So we can get as loud as hell!! Plus it’s cheap, like free cheap!
We also found out if you lick the green mold or mix it in with water, it intensifies our creative output. Sure it tastes a little funny, but that’s how you know its working!
Here's some songs we're workin' on.
My side hurts man... too early! 
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Awwwwww .... no ribbon.
but a Petey award is a Petey award!
Yea it’s too damn quiet round here.
Maybe they need some of the palm tree tea ???
Maybe they need some of the palm tree tea ???
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Barbarian Bob needs only his white powder of greatness and a lick of the green wall of excellence!
Barbarian Bob does not drink tea!!!
Barbarian Bob does not drink tea!!!
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
What an awesome space! Lots of room,. lots of amps on the side. A good place to work whenever we like.
JETT ROXX - Lead guitar.
KEITHSTER - Bass player. He has an uncanny knack for getting seemigly louder as the night goes on...Plays well with the drummer.
GIBBY - Drummer. Plays like Animal, he hits everything all the time. He is the glue, really.
PARTY PAL AL - Second guitar, vocals. Since he does most of the singing, at times his second guitar is not required so I do all the work. Seems fair?
Gibby winds up keeping us awake and creative juices flowing with a herb he adds to our drinks. Just a lil though cause Castor Bean oil is also known as Ricin!! Horrid poison. Be careful, Gibby!!
We started some song that held promise.
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LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Has Barbarian Bob ever told you the tale of how Barbarian Bob defeated a fell beast of legendary fierceness with bare hands!!!
Here is a picture of it.
Here is a picture of it.
Might I suggest a little Jack for the tea in question.
Because Jack just makes the medicine go down.
And clear all foreign illicit activities along the way !!
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Haha nice touch with the Ricin!
What an awesome space! Lots of room,. lots of amps on the side. A good place to work whenever we like.
JETT ROXX - Lead guitar.
KEITHSTER - Bass player. He has an uncanny knack for getting seemigly louder as the night goes on...Plays well with the drummer.
GIBBY - Drummer. Plays like Animal, he hits everything all the time. He is the glue, really.
PARTY PAL AL - Second guitar, vocals. Since he does most of the singing, at times his second guitar is not required so I do all the work. Seems fair?
Gibby winds up keeping us awake and creative juices flowing with a herb he adds to our drinks. Just a lil though cause Castor Bean oil is also known as Ricin!! Horrid poison. Be careful, Gibby!!
We started some song that held promise.
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