TTR Game of Toanz

Session 5 said:
Is that you SG John, I think you need to visit Jethro's barber...
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Hahahahaahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
nope.
✠ Don Dagger ✠
 
SG John said:
So, is that supposed to be McMeester Metal, or Meister?

Rule number one for German:

E before I equals hard I.

I before E equals hard E.

Unlike English, there are no exceptions. Unlike after C, second Tuesday, or fleeting glimpse of a UFO while standing on a peninsula.
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Guess I got it backwards
Meister
And spell check still says I have it wrong. lol
 
Ah, yes....off to the audition, so I need only to go to my closet to find something that will impress....

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Red & Black Striped Bell Bottoms from 1990 - They still fit..

Leather jacket from 1989....

Short, comfortable boots for those long sets...

Hairstyle, Hmmm...I'll just use one of my stage hats...I think I will go for a K.K. Downing in Rocka-Rolla kind of vibe today....

Red Sunglasses from our September 2018 performance at Mojave Wasteland Weekend as the post-apocalyptic metal band 'Maxxon Axxe,' featuring The Late Keli Wilde...

And here's the completed look...

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And here's my sig....


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Quick update while we await the final "Image Package" from @Mr. Potato Head

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There are currently a Dirty Dozen future possible Guitar Stars remaining. @Jethro Rocker is currently hoarding the Idol of Toanwood. Can he hold onto it for this next 24 hr. elimination vote beginning tomorrow night? He's sure not posting, wonder why??
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I have revealed the title of the Chapter #7 coming soon, namely "The Audition." Don't worry, it's only an immunity round! Worry about this one going on right now!!!

One of you will be snaking out toilets instead of willing young maidens.

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While it seems many of you plan to dress like terrifying horror movie arch enemas, it's impossible to take y'all serious. Most of you play The Game of Toanz like a bunch of anaemic princesses, being all nicey-nice or not even sure if you really want to compete or not!

Katy Perry and Tay-Tay boast higher T-levels than this crowd, could def. charge you fellas for high level snark lessons! And one of you wants to wear a skirt?

Should've called this one "Laid Back Smooth Jazz Oddyssey"

Maybe you'll get it soon

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TVvoodoo said:
Quick update while we await the final "Image Package" from @Mr. Potato Head

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There are currently a Dirty Dozen future possible Guitar Stars remaining. @Jethro Rocker is currently hoarding the Idol of Toanwood. Can he hold onto it for this next 24 hr. elimination vote beginning tomorrow night? He's sure not posting, wonder why??
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I have revealed the title of the Chapter #7 coming soon, namely "The Audition." Don't worry, it's only an immunity round! Worry about this one going on right now!!!

One of you will be snaking out toilets instead of willing young maidens.

dave-ladies.jpg


While it seems many of you plan to dress like terrifying horror movie protagonists, it's impossible to take y'all serious. Most of you play The Game of Toanz like a bunch of anaemic princesses, being all nicey-nice or not even sure if you really want to compete or not!

Katy Perry and Tay-Tay boast higher T-levels than this crowd, could def. charge you fellas for high level snark lessons! And one of you wants to wear a skirt?

Should've called this one "Laid Back Smooth Jazz Oddyssey"

Maybe you'll get it soon

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I aint afraid of no goats....
 

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Come at me bros.

These young, beautiful women were sadly injured by my chops. They stood too close to my rig, trying desperately to reach my junk as I shredded my guitar directly in their faces. Their overwhelming lust for my exquisite package spelled their own demise.

I learned a terrible lesson that day. One I truly hope that this post will teach you all before it's too late. These super attractive young women were all desperately reaching towards my crotch when I began my guitar solo. I began to shred and the most HORRIFIC thing occurred:


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Yes. It's true.





I literally melted the faces off of these young women.


You all stand ZERO chance. For I, and I alone.....poop on YOUR toan.


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TVvoodoo said:
> HOMETOWN NEWS UPDATE <

The missing local youth known as "Mr. Potato Head" turned himself in to police this morning. Mysteriously, all charges against him were dropped. One clue is from a station clerk who wished to remain anonymous. She noted the wives of both the Chief of Police and the local Magistrate had had dealings with the infamous young handsyman, possibly pressuring the officials to lay off. Nancy and Louella pictured below at last years Policeman's Ball.

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The whipped husbands were also too cucked to press charges. Saul Goodman, Legal council for Mr. Potato Head noted there seemed to be a great need and much desire for his specialized community service to continue, much to the satisfaction of many area ladies.
"We just hope things will settle down, get back to normal," noted a spokeswoman for the group that convinced Mr. Potato Head to turn himself in. "We've all got appointments booked this week with The Stu-... I mean, um, the Mr. Potato Head-man," sighing, "We are all so very relieved."

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yes please.
 
TVvoodoo said:
Quick update while we await the final "Image Package" from @Mr. Potato Head

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There are currently a Dirty Dozen future possible Guitar Stars remaining. @Jethro Rocker is currently hoarding the Idol of Toanwood. Can he hold onto it for this next 24 hr. elimination vote beginning tomorrow night? He's sure not posting, wonder why??
5cd5f0ad4df20.jpg


I have revealed the title of the Chapter #7 coming soon, namely "The Audition." Don't worry, it's only an immunity round! Worry about this one going on right now!!!

One of you will be snaking out toilets instead of willing young maidens.

dave-ladies.jpg


While it seems many of you plan to dress like terrifying horror movie protagonists, it's impossible to take y'all serious. Most of you play The Game of Toanz like a bunch of anaemic princesses, being all nicey-nice or not even sure if you really want to compete or not!

Katy Perry and Tay-Tay boast higher T-levels than this crowd, could def. charge you fellas for high level snark lessons! And one of you wants to wear a skirt?

Should've called this one "Laid Back Smooth Jazz Oddyssey"

Maybe you'll get it soon

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I dont know what you're talkin' about.
Ain't nobody wanna mess with me!
I'd lay waste to this so called "competition" with my Rock Star poses ... and playing.
Now I got the look to boot!!
I don't need immunity idols when I have this kind of mad style.
chicks dig me, dudes wanna be me, gods envy me.
and why you might ask?
Because I'm ....
BARBARIAN BOB!!! I'M LEGENDARY ALREADY!!!!!!
 
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