TTR Game of Toanz

TVvoodoo said:
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What a killer...return
@Headache I can't believe I've awarded 2 Peteys the same day. They are for special. But ... your guitar test was special. Can it be topped? I hated your tone and loved that you threw big horns right in the middle. Perfect!
But your tone might be ok, as I listened through the non-face-melting speaker in my phone

Plus your story? I actually kind believe it, though I hardly know you.... "Rockin' Petey" awarded and a very high bar now set.

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Thank you sir do I need to display my Petey as well?

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Headache said:
Ok chapter Four, eat my shorts!

My closest guitar shop is about an hour and 15 minutes away, so I went to the "Local shop" it's really close, some crazy old guy runs it, fixes guitars and amps and speakers ...you name it.... I think his shop is called "The garage"

Anyhow I was testing out this sweet used Jackson, through some Chinese knock-off amp.... Ripping thru some typical riffage, yanking on the "getcha pull" bar, and these 2 dudes come up to me and they are all eyeballing me for awhile....
(I think I dated one of their moms for a night or two....) Anyhow, when I get to a spot to stop, this one guy says "hey man, your tone sucks!" I said " it's probably the amp!" He said "well it's making my ears hurt" so I said "Does it make your face hurt?" He gives me this crappy look and goes "no." And I said "Well it's Killing Me!"
And then the fight started....
He tried to take a swipe at me and I kicked him real hard in the knee locked him up and sent him down then I set the guitar down real quick (cuz I don't want that getting all dinged up....) You know how those guitar shop guys are about their used guitars and all....

The other guy comes at me and I shove this big zildjian cymbal into his head real hard... I think it cut his ear pretty good because he started spewing blood all over the store, his squealing sounded just like axl rose...

The 1st guy stands back up and I grab this old thunderbird bass behind me and start swinging it over my head, yelling "Lemmy is God!" the two guys start scrambling off like cockroaches and that's when security grabbed me.
At least I didn't drop my pick! I ain't no rookie!


Sweet Child of My ears are sick of this riff
Masturd of puppets
Crazy Trained
Kickstarted my heart
Iron Manned
Paranoided
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Well, that just about covers most of the annoying riffs. Even though you played as sloppy as you could, it’s still better than what I had to suffer last weekend at GC.
 
Challenge #4 : Riffin Out At Stankwater Music!!!

So I FINALLY made it to this great new music store I heard so much about called Stankwater. The place looks REALLY familiar and for some reason, dare I say it: I felt "at home"?!?! Least these guys let me in the door unlike the other places around here that kicked me out for sniffing the drum stools.....

Anyways! They had all these really affordable prices all over the gear and wrote it big enough for my Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys' eyes to see. I spotted this SWEET Sunburst G&L Legacy that the young, long haired Dickie's shirt wearing salesman named Crunchy showed me. He said it's just as good as a Squier and well, $hit! I KNEW I was in the big leagues! Plus, they had this kickass 15w Squier Champ to play. I wanna save up my quarters and get one of those Marshalls I stood in front of, but maybe one day right?!?

I wanted to charm these guys and really shine them on, so what did I do? Hit 'em with the Lord's riff...Jon Lord that is! Thats right..no penny ante nonsense here, pal: SMOKE ON THE WATER! I played a few tasty licks and I could tell by their scoured faces, they knew there was a new sheriff in town. Then I figured hey these guys might not have ever heard Grunge, ya know? So what did I do next? Oh yeah, just the greatest guitarist who ever lived: KURT COBAIN!! Busted that riff that only like a handful of people ever could play, known as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for those uninformed.

By this time they were pacing the store and I knew it was just the rhythm hitting these kids. Decided to SHREDDDDDD the pick and roar into the super easy Randy Rhodes' lick, Crazy Train. I thought, "Look at these poor fools...they haven't saw greatness like this since Lil Wayne!!" So, to bring things back to level I played this song all the guys I know who married their cousins: Sweet Home Alabama.

At this point, the manager came over and began yelling at poor Crunchy The Salesman. I think he said that Squier Champ was too loud, so you know me? I accommodate! Saw this sweet Takamine acoustic and someone left a Capo on it. So what do we do folks? Oh yeah, just play the greatest band to come out of England who CLEARLY The Beatles just straight up ripped off: OASIS!!!!. Thought I would woo any of the ladies inside and played that soulful, moistmaker: Wonderwall.

I had just a few seconds left before I had to go to traffic court and explain some outstanding tickets ( you know, people around here are just jealous that my wicked vintage 76 Ford Pinto has its own smoke show coming out of the tailpipe. Sad, man) . Anyways, back to the point! I had a few seconds left and I noticed at this time, Chongo the Security Guard came over and I could just tell..just KNEW this guy was a Zeppelin fan! I played the riff....the almighty riff that EVERY guitar store loves...the one and only: Stairway to Heaven!

I had to hurry up and turn off the camera because that prick Manager and Chongo came rushing over. After the tape on my super cool RCA Camcorder stopped, the Manager ripped the guitar out of my hands man! I mean who does this?!? So petty ....

Anyways, here you folks go. Feast your eyes and your earballs on THIS!!!!



1. Smoked On The Bong Water
2. Smells Like Tween Shame
3. Feeble Train
4. Sweet Trailer Mississippi
5. Wonder Why'all These Songs Suck?!?
6. Escalator to the Crawlspace
 
TVvoodoo said:
Of course I meant you! @Headache What a maroon I am! Truly epic throwdown... no joke... handle corrected, with my apologies to both you and @Iron1 for the mixup.

Wonder if I should lay one down for the vote threads. Looked cathartic. In fact I think ALL TTR Non-contestants should do it too... (in the vote thread) it becomes a community bonding/trust exercise, and show of support for our Rock Star Warriors. :dood:

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Hey you can tell that guy playing the Strat, is definately using D'Addarios...
 
Clockworkmike said:
Challenge #4 : Riffin Out At Stankwater Music!!!

So I FINALLY made it to this great new music store I heard so much about called Stankwater. The place looks REALLY familiar and for some reason, dare I say it: I felt "at home"?!?! Least these guys let me in the door unlike the other places around here that kicked me out for sniffing the drum stools.....

Anyways! They had all these really affordable prices all over the gear and wrote it big enough for my Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys' eyes to see. I spotted this SWEET Sunburst G&L Legacy that the young, long haired Dickie's shirt wearing salesman named Crunchy showed me. He said it's just as good as a Squier and well, $hit! I KNEW I was in the big leagues! Plus, they had this kickass 15w Squier Champ to play. I wanna save up my quarters and get one of those Marshalls I stood in front of, but maybe one day right?!?

I wanted to charm these guys and really shine them on, so what did I do? Hit 'em with the Lord's riff...Jon Lord that is! Thats right..no penny ante nonsense here, pal: SMOKE ON THE WATER! I played a few tasty licks and I could tell by their scoured faces, they knew there was a new sheriff in town. Then I figured hey these guys might not have ever heard Grunge, ya know? So what did I do next? Oh yeah, just the greatest guitarist who ever lived: KURT COBAIN!! Busted that riff that only like a handful of people ever could play, known as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for those uninformed.

By this time they were pacing the store and I knew it was just the rhythm hitting these kids. Decided to SHREDDDDDD the pick and roar into the super easy Randy Rhodes' lick, Crazy Train. I thought, "Look at these poor fools...they haven't saw greatness like this since Lil Wayne!!" So, to bring things back to level I played this song all the guys I know who married their cousins: Sweet Home Alabama.

At this point, the manager came over and began yelling at poor Crunchy The Salesman. I think he said that Squier Champ was too loud, so you know me? I accommodate! Saw this sweet Takamine acoustic and someone left a Capo on it. So what do we do folks? Oh yeah, just play the greatest band to come out of England who CLEARLY The Beatles just straight up ripped off: OASIS!!!!. Thought I would woo any of the ladies inside and played that soulful, moistmaker: Wonderwall.

I had just a few seconds left before I had to go to traffic court and explain some outstanding tickets ( you know, people around here are just jealous that my wicked vintage 76 Ford Pinto has its own smoke show coming out of the tailpipe. Sad, man) . Anyways, back to the point! I had a few seconds left and I noticed at this time, Chongo the Security Guard came over and I could just tell..just KNEW this guy was a Zeppelin fan! I played the riff....the almighty riff that EVERY guitar store loves...the one and only: Stairway to Heaven!

I had to hurry up and turn off the camera because that prick Manager and Chongo came rushing over. After the tape on my super cool RCA Camcorder stopped, the Manager ripped the guitar out of my hands man! I mean who does this?!? So petty ....

Anyways, here you folks go. Feast your eyes and your earballs on THIS!!!!



1. Smoked On The Bong Water
2. Smells Like Tween Shame
3. Feeble Train
4. Sweet Trailer Mississippi
5. Wonder Why'all These Songs Suck?!?
6. Escalator to the Crawlspace
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Love it man! The sarcasm is tasty! I loved the lil Wayne dig so much !
 
Clockworkmike said:
Challenge #4 : Riffin Out At Stankwater Music!!!

So I FINALLY made it to this great new music store I heard so much about called Stankwater. The place looks REALLY familiar and for some reason, dare I say it: I felt "at home"?!?! Least these guys let me in the door unlike the other places around here that kicked me out for sniffing the drum stools.....

Anyways! They had all these really affordable prices all over the gear and wrote it big enough for my Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys' eyes to see. I spotted this SWEET Sunburst G&L Legacy that the young, long haired Dickie's shirt wearing salesman named Crunchy showed me. He said it's just as good as a Squier and well, $hit! I KNEW I was in the big leagues! Plus, they had this kickass 15w Squier Champ to play. I wanna save up my quarters and get one of those Marshalls I stood in front of, but maybe one day right?!?

I wanted to charm these guys and really shine them on, so what did I do? Hit 'em with the Lord's riff...Jon Lord that is! Thats right..no penny ante nonsense here, pal: SMOKE ON THE WATER! I played a few tasty licks and I could tell by their scoured faces, they knew there was a new sheriff in town. Then I figured hey these guys might not have ever heard Grunge, ya know? So what did I do next? Oh yeah, just the greatest guitarist who ever lived: KURT COBAIN!! Busted that riff that only like a handful of people ever could play, known as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for those uninformed.

By this time they were pacing the store and I knew it was just the rhythm hitting these kids. Decided to SHREDDDDDD the pick and roar into the super easy Randy Rhodes' lick, Crazy Train. I thought, "Look at these poor fools...they haven't saw greatness like this since Lil Wayne!!" So, to bring things back to level I played this song all the guys I know who married their cousins: Sweet Home Alabama.

At this point, the manager came over and began yelling at poor Crunchy The Salesman. I think he said that Squier Champ was too loud, so you know me? I accommodate! Saw this sweet Takamine acoustic and someone left a Capo on it. So what do we do folks? Oh yeah, just play the greatest band to come out of England who CLEARLY The Beatles just straight up ripped off: OASIS!!!!. Thought I would woo any of the ladies inside and played that soulful, moistmaker: Wonderwall.

I had just a few seconds left before I had to go to traffic court and explain some outstanding tickets ( you know, people around here are just jealous that my wicked vintage 76 Ford Pinto has its own smoke show coming out of the tailpipe. Sad, man) . Anyways, back to the point! I had a few seconds left and I noticed at this time, Chongo the Security Guard came over and I could just tell..just KNEW this guy was a Zeppelin fan! I played the riff....the almighty riff that EVERY guitar store loves...the one and only: Stairway to Heaven!

I had to hurry up and turn off the camera because that prick Manager and Chongo came rushing over. After the tape on my super cool RCA Camcorder stopped, the Manager ripped the guitar out of my hands man! I mean who does this?!? So petty ....

Anyways, here you folks go. Feast your eyes and your earballs on THIS!!!!



1. Smoked On The Bong Water
2. Smells Like Tween Shame
3. Feeble Train
4. Sweet Trailer Mississippi
5. Wonder Why'all These Songs Suck?!?
6. Escalator to the Crawlspace
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Excellent! Great story and GC faces. Slightly outta tune acoustic rhe way it should be!
 
A historic moment.
@Clockworkmike is the first ever to do a guitar change in his Guitar Depot Hero session.
If that's not worth a Petey I dont know what is a Drum Kickin' Petey for you

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Pulling your Petey out for open public display is optional @Headache as long as it's an appropriate time and place... They have no game value but understand those that don't ever get awarded one usually suck.
 
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TVvoodoo said:
A historic moment.
@Clockworkmike is the first ever to do a guitar change in his Guitar Depot Hero session.
If that's not worth a Petey I dont know what is a Drum Kickin' Petey for you

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@Headache display of your Petey is optional. They have no game value only those that don't ever get one usually suck.
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Hahaha I shall wear it as a badge of honor!
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Headache said:
Ok chapter Four, eat my shorts!

My closest guitar shop is about an hour and 15 minutes away, so I went to the "Local shop" it's really close, some crazy old guy runs it, fixes guitars and amps and speakers ...you name it.... I think his shop is called "The garage"

Anyhow I was testing out this sweet used Jackson, through some Chinese knock-off amp.... Ripping thru some typical riffage, yanking on the "getcha pull" bar, and these 2 dudes come up to me and they are all eyeballing me for awhile....
(I think I dated one of their moms for a night or two....) Anyhow, when I get to a spot to stop, this one guy says "hey man, your tone sucks!" I said " it's probably the amp!" He said "well it's making my ears hurt" so I said "Does it make your face hurt?" He gives me this crappy look and goes "no." And I said "Well it's Killing Me!"
And then the fight started....
He tried to take a swipe at me and I kicked him real hard in the knee locked him up and sent him down then I set the guitar down real quick (cuz I don't want that getting all dinged up....) You know how those guitar shop guys are about their used guitars and all....

The other guy comes at me and I shove this big zildjian cymbal into his head real hard... I think it cut his ear pretty good because he started spewing blood all over the store, his squealing sounded just like axl rose...

The 1st guy stands back up and I grab this old thunderbird bass behind me and start swinging it over my head, yelling "Lemmy is God!" the two guys start scrambling off like cockroaches and that's when security grabbed me.
At least I didn't drop my pick! I ain't no rookie!


Sweet Child of My ears are sick of this riff
Masturd of puppets
Crazy Trained
Kickstarted my heart
Iron Manned
Paranoided
Click to expand...

Clockworkmike said:
Challenge #4 : Riffin Out At Stankwater Music!!!

So I FINALLY made it to this great new music store I heard so much about called Stankwater. The place looks REALLY familiar and for some reason, dare I say it: I felt "at home"?!?! Least these guys let me in the door unlike the other places around here that kicked me out for sniffing the drum stools.....

Anyways! They had all these really affordable prices all over the gear and wrote it big enough for my Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys' eyes to see. I spotted this SWEET Sunburst G&L Legacy that the young, long haired Dickie's shirt wearing salesman named Crunchy showed me. He said it's just as good as a Squier and well, $hit! I KNEW I was in the big leagues! Plus, they had this kickass 15w Squier Champ to play. I wanna save up my quarters and get one of those Marshalls I stood in front of, but maybe one day right?!?

I wanted to charm these guys and really shine them on, so what did I do? Hit 'em with the Lord's riff...Jon Lord that is! Thats right..no penny ante nonsense here, pal: SMOKE ON THE WATER! I played a few tasty licks and I could tell by their scoured faces, they knew there was a new sheriff in town. Then I figured hey these guys might not have ever heard Grunge, ya know? So what did I do next? Oh yeah, just the greatest guitarist who ever lived: KURT COBAIN!! Busted that riff that only like a handful of people ever could play, known as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for those uninformed.

By this time they were pacing the store and I knew it was just the rhythm hitting these kids. Decided to SHREDDDDDD the pick and roar into the super easy Randy Rhodes' lick, Crazy Train. I thought, "Look at these poor fools...they haven't saw greatness like this since Lil Wayne!!" So, to bring things back to level I played this song all the guys I know who married their cousins: Sweet Home Alabama.

At this point, the manager came over and began yelling at poor Crunchy The Salesman. I think he said that Squier Champ was too loud, so you know me? I accommodate! Saw this sweet Takamine acoustic and someone left a Capo on it. So what do we do folks? Oh yeah, just play the greatest band to come out of England who CLEARLY The Beatles just straight up ripped off: OASIS!!!!. Thought I would woo any of the ladies inside and played that soulful, moistmaker: Wonderwall.

I had just a few seconds left before I had to go to traffic court and explain some outstanding tickets ( you know, people around here are just jealous that my wicked vintage 76 Ford Pinto has its own smoke show coming out of the tailpipe. Sad, man) . Anyways, back to the point! I had a few seconds left and I noticed at this time, Chongo the Security Guard came over and I could just tell..just KNEW this guy was a Zeppelin fan! I played the riff....the almighty riff that EVERY guitar store loves...the one and only: Stairway to Heaven!

I had to hurry up and turn off the camera because that prick Manager and Chongo came rushing over. After the tape on my super cool RCA Camcorder stopped, the Manager ripped the guitar out of my hands man! I mean who does this?!? So petty ....

Anyways, here you folks go. Feast your eyes and your earballs on THIS!!!!



1. Smoked On The Bong Water
2. Smells Like Tween Shame
3. Feeble Train
4. Sweet Trailer Mississippi
5. Wonder Why'all These Songs Suck?!?
6. Escalator to the Crawlspace
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After these 2 Glorious Performances i have no business being in this LOL
I hang my head in shame i a going to muster some Balls and try to come up with something but i already know who will be digging a grave at the end of chapter 4!
 
4406Pack said:
After these 2 Glorious Performances i have no business being in this LOL
I hang my head in shame i a going to muster some Balls and try to come up with something but i already know who will be digging a grave at the end of chapter 4!
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No joke. I read and watched both and am thanking the silly wood idol being passed around for getting kicked off the island early. I do not possess the imagination to do what they just did.
 
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