Sure is quiet in the comments here. SG John and Iblive need to sell a little harder.
^^^^^ RARE ONE OF A KIND ***^^
ULTRACUSTOM FIRST ACT
As played by
Brent Hinds of SuperGroup MASTADON
Friends, it pains me to do this but I must offer this guitar and amplifier combo up for sale.
Just found out wife's boyfriend is one of my band mates, need quick money to rectify the situation. Saying anything else might implicate me, boy it would be a shame if some sort of terrible accident were to happen.
Here we have a Custom First Act six string electric guitar, "The Glaminator" finished in a special silvery foil finish
and bursted. It's way far better than any other silverbursts you see, don't be a Tool.
All the strings are there, none missing or broken.
Custom impossible to find knobs stolen off a high school lab machine. Stainless steel pickguard even blood will stain.
Ask me how I know.
Single Extra-HiPower facemelt humbucker that shoots out tone as if your spunk was already made of fully-formed human beings. I must warn you, if amazing tonalilty & chuggy brootz is what really turns you on, you might not be able to comfortably play this guitar.
Also comes with a custom Well-Hung padded strap. You've heard about them, I'm sure. If you haven't you are a looser
and don't deserve a fine guitar, or strap such as this. You pay double.
Below you can see actual diamondy fret markers, installed by a madman both on the main board and as side markers. They sparkle like the eyes of a ho who found out you just won the lottery.
Norm's Rare Guitars wanted to appraise this for me, but I was too scared to ship it all the way down there, in case of damage. From photos they ascertained the value as "immeasurable."
Look at this. It says "Custom" right on it!!! Do you need any more to go on? Also, another huge 4 carat sparkler.
Easy access neck plate for comfortable high-up shred factor. Some may need this, like I do. If you do too, here it is.
Some will tell you practice is what makes you an excellent guitarist. Partly true. But, if you have the right instrument, a fine one such as this, much less practice is required. It will practically play itself, like butter.
I should have taken pics in the sun because it glows and reflects like crazy. But unfortately science has not yet invented a camerathan can photograph it properly. Look at this combo. Through the photo it whispers to you " you want me" just like the girls will
say once you make it sing. In real life... this thing cannot whisper at all. It's awful loud.
Must be bundled it with this AMAZEBALLS "Rocker" amp. It is what it says. It's right on it. The wattage in this thing is in the double digits. Also note it has a headphone jack so that you can play privately. You are too good for that. Everyone will want to hear you play this.
The Tape CD input is kind of handy. A lit cigarette fits in it just perfect.
If somebody ever stole this guitar and amp from me I would hunt them down and force them to listen to Yanni. I know, right?
Custom work folks, one-of-a-kind with Tone4Days.Will accept $1,500 for the combo, cannot break them apart.
Willing to meet outside a police station to do the transaction, daylight only. I am a serious 2nd amendment / NRA supporter.
LOCAL ONLY, much too valuable to ship - Text 514-8008 to discuss. NO WANKERS
