TTR Game of Toanz
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
How many Future Rock Stars are we still waitin' for here besides @Jethro Rocker and @Thatbastarddon ?
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
HOT DEAL UNDER $1000
Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Don't turn away, check this out if you wanna become the next rock star of your region.
Tired of playing outta tune Squiers through tiny Peavey amps? Then get with the program and buy this Genuine Gibson Les Paul (inspired) guitar and Marshall JCM800 amp, the voice of a generation or 2. This deal is smokin' hot!
Produced by the one and only Jay Turser, guitar trainer to Joe Satriani (so I think I read once somewhere) this high quality real wood Les Paul (shaped) guitar has all the goods you need for scorching balls out rock. Here it is being played on a big stage (big for a small bar).
And, for one week only, I will throw in the girl! That's right, you get the girl with the guitar just like your rock heroes do. Do what ya like with her... she's good to go for anything.
Don't forget about the Marshall JCM800! This (similar year and control layout) 800 amp is the voice of Marshall! It's pounding 100 inch (÷10) speaker will fill the stage with grinding pant flapping screaming guitar. This amp was made famous by the Rev. Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top on one song but he also uses it behind his wall of fake amps in large stadiums.
Get off yer ass and don't be a wuss! The Les Paul (shape) and Marshall are THE sound of modern rock!! You think you gonna be a rock star with that old crap you are using now? Pony up and get this rock star combo. Only 3 digit price at $999. Remember the chick is thrown in for free! Smokin' hot guitar and amp, smokin' hot chick!
C'mon loser, just do it.
Buy me.
Now.
email doofusguitar@fyou.com
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
Hell, I would wear that just for giggles!!Cowboy tells me, he aims to get at least one gameplayer to wear the Rainbow Sparkle Unicorn Pony if it's the last thing he does.
Keep yer noses clean
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
Had the fog machine in the garage.
2 + 2.....
And done. We can bake again.
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
I think @mcblink is already baking from what I can tell.
Or maybe just baked??
Or even better….. 1/2 baked??
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Would you consider a trade?
HOT DEAL UNDER $1000
Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Don't turn away, check this out if you wanna become the next rock star of your region.
Tired of playing outta tune Squiers through tiny Peavey amps? Then get with the program and buy this Genuine Gibson Les Paul (inspired) guitar and Marshall JCM800 amp, the voice of a generation or 2. This deal is smokin' hot!
Produced by the one and only Jay Turser, guitar trainer to Joe Satriani (so I think I read once somewhere) this high quality real wood Les Paul (shaped) guitar has all the goods you need for scorching balls out rock. Here it is being played on a big stage (big for a small bar).
And, for one week only, I will throw in the girl! That's right, you get the girl with the guitar just like your rock heroes do. Do what ya like with her... she's good to go for anything.
Don't forget about the Marshall JCM800! This (similar year and control layout) 800 amp is the voice of Marshall! It's pounding 100 inch (÷10) speaker will fill the stage with grinding pant flapping screaming guitar. This amp was made famous by the Rev. Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top on one song but he also uses it behind his wall of fake amps in large stadiums.
Get off yer ass and don't be a wuss! The Les Paul (shape) and Marshall are THE sound of modern rock!! You think you gonna be a rock star with that old crap you are using now? Pony up and get this rock star combo. Only 3 digit price at $999. Remember the chick is thrown in for free! Smokin' hot guitar and amp, smokin' hot chick!
C'mon loser, just do it.
Buy me.
Now.
email doofusguitar@fyou.com
mcblink
Ambassador of Riffs & Spliffs
Baked and ½.
Twice baked??
mcblink
Ambassador of Riffs & Spliffs
For sale $500 for total package
If you‘ve ever wondered what it would be like to play a classic 1950s Les Paul through a 1964 Fender BassMan, I’m ready to fix that for you. That’s right! I have found the secret sauce of the Rock and Roll godz! And it’s right here! Waiting for you!
Packaged together, and ready to annihilate the panties off of the unsuspecting masses of babe-o-licious fans that will be flocking to every show you play with this rig.
Found in a closet in Paramus NJ in 2008, this tool of tonal ecstasy had been used on countless hits throughout its existence. It exudes the spirits of those that have touched it before. Like that guy from that band you love so much…
Breathe in the pungent aromas of greatness, as you release this beast from its very own, highly customizable, genuine quilted case(pictured). Your friends will be amazed with your newfound tonal tool! Some may even be downright jealous!
This is the greatest guitar and amplifier combination that you could ever rub your junk all over!!!
(I know it was for me!)
Just $500.00 gets you the whole guitar, amp, and custom quilted case!
Text only 2one24five66969
My foot is not included…(your mom says “Hi!”)
If you‘ve ever wondered what it would be like to play a classic 1950s Les Paul through a 1964 Fender BassMan, I’m ready to fix that for you. That’s right! I have found the secret sauce of the Rock and Roll godz! And it’s right here! Waiting for you!
Packaged together, and ready to annihilate the panties off of the unsuspecting masses of babe-o-licious fans that will be flocking to every show you play with this rig.
Found in a closet in Paramus NJ in 2008, this tool of tonal ecstasy had been used on countless hits throughout its existence. It exudes the spirits of those that have touched it before. Like that guy from that band you love so much…
Breathe in the pungent aromas of greatness, as you release this beast from its very own, highly customizable, genuine quilted case(pictured). Your friends will be amazed with your newfound tonal tool! Some may even be downright jealous!
This is the greatest guitar and amplifier combination that you could ever rub your junk all over!!!
(I know it was for me!)
Just $500.00 gets you the whole guitar, amp, and custom quilted case!
Text only 2one24five66969
My foot is not included…(your mom says “Hi!”)
mcblink
Ambassador of Riffs & Spliffs
I'm not sure who's number that is, but it's not yours!! She said she'd call the cops if I called again!
It says text only! Are you high?!
HOT DEAL UNDER $1000
Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Don't turn away, check this out if you wanna become the next rock star of your region.
Tired of playing outta tune Squiers through tiny Peavey amps? Then get with the program and buy this Genuine Gibson Les Paul (inspired) guitar and Marshall JCM800 amp, the voice of a generation or 2. This deal is smokin' hot!
Produced by the one and only Jay Turser, guitar trainer to Joe Satriani (so I think I read once somewhere) this high quality real wood Les Paul (shaped) guitar has all the goods you need for scorching balls out rock. Here it is being played on a big stage (big for a small bar).
And, for one week only, I will throw in the girl! That's right, you get the girl with the guitar just like your rock heroes do. Do what ya like with her... she's good to go for anything.
Don't forget about the Marshall JCM800! This (similar year and control layout) 800 amp is the voice of Marshall! It's pounding 100 inch (÷10) speaker will fill the stage with grinding pant flapping screaming guitar. This amp was made famous by the Rev. Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top on one song but he also uses it behind his wall of fake amps in large stadiums.
Get off yer ass and don't be a wuss! The Les Paul (shape) and Marshall are THE sound of modern rock!! You think you gonna be a rock star with that old crap you are using now? Pony up and get this rock star combo. Only 3 digit price at $999. Remember the chick is thrown in for free! Smokin' hot guitar and amp, smokin' hot chick!
C'mon loser, just do it.
Buy me.
Now.
email doofusguitar@fyou.com
It‘s all in the parentheses, boys, it’s all in the parentheses!
The punctuation is gonna get ya!