INSANELY irritating!!!

Ghostman

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I found out something so awesome yesterday and it absolutely pains me I can't say anything to anyone about it.

My wife works as a Tax Accountant for a very large firm here in the area. She works from home and her desk is in our living room and behind my couch, where my butt is parked for most of the day.

Yesterday she's working on a client and she starts saying that this particular client is getting royalties from a bunch of big name bands. I'm like, "who?"
"major metal band 1"
"major artist 2"
"major artist 3"
"monsterously famous metal band 2"

"wait, who is this client?" - she tells me

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obviously I can't look at them, and she can't discuss the details, but also, I. CAN'T. TELL. ANYONE.

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I found out something so awesome yesterday and it absolutely pains me I can't say anything to anyone about it.

My wife works as a Tax Accountant for a very large firm here in the area. She works from home and her desk is in our living room and behind my couch, where my butt is parked for most of the day.

Yesterday she's working on a client and she starts saying that this particular client is getting royalties from a bunch of big name bands. I'm like, "who?"
"major metal band 1"
"major artist 2"
"major artist 3"
"monsterously famous metal band 2"

"wait, who is this client?" - she tells me

aEbLurW.gif


obviously I can't look at them, and she can't discuss the details, but also, I. CAN'T. TELL. ANYONE.

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I'm making guesses in my mind....


Could be anyone, given the "area" we are dealing with....
 
By the power of deduction: a monsterously major metal band that has to pay royalties? I'm looking in Metallica's general direction lol


As for the client.....Bob Seger?
I remember when I was jamming with Michael Goode...
He said: " show me some licks you like to jam on..."
So I showed him some jazz chord progression (that a bass player and I made up) and we jammed...

Next thing I knew....my chord progression became a Chaka Khan song.
And my jazz song was playing all over the radio.
This is a true story.

The moral of the story: beware of keyboard players, sneaky little buggers they is.
 
I remember when I was jamming with Michael Goode...
He said: " show me some licks you like to jam on..."
So I showed him some jazz chord progression (that a bass player and I made up) and we jammed...

Next thing I knew....my chord progression became a Chaka Khan song.
And my jazz song was playing all over the radio.
This is a true story.

The moral of the story: beware of keyboard players, sneaky little buggers they is.
Funny story. Last time I jammed with someone and wanted to show them some chord progressions they had to ask, "Dude, are you OD'ing on Valium right now?"
 
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