Things that make you say “hmmm”

[WavMixer]

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

 

[WavMixer]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people seem brighter until you hear them speak.

 

[iblive]

Not making this up. We have an ambulance service in the area called Superior Ambulance, like I’d want picked up by Mediocre Ambulance.

Or how about….. Reliable Plumbing and Heating. Also a real business in the area.

 

[iblive]

Some more of my lame jokes. Not really a hmmm though...
I seem to think when I have spare time...


Turms out cleaning Mt Rushmore is a monumental task.

A three ring circus was set up in the middle of main street. Police are trying to get rid of it and say the situation is tents..

A piece of Titanic's hull was brought to the surface to see if the construction had some effect on it's rapid sinkimg. Investigation is said to be riveting.

This could be bad. I do a thing on Facebook called Punny Friday.

 

[mcblink]

B

a really old joke. Still gets a chuckle though.

Yeah, I was quoting a megadeth song where those are the lyrics. Pretty cool song, Marty Friedman is an amazing player.

 

[WavMixer]

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Mozart was instrumental in changing opinions about music.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Climbers are trying to clean up the summit of Mt Everest from all the junk left behind. When asked how it was progressing they said they are on top of it.

 

[WavMixer]

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

 

[eclecticsynergy]

I would never take my car to a shop that says honest mechanic. I never eat at a resteraunt called tasty food.

The French have a saying, "Never trust a skinny chef."

 

[eclecticsynergy]

One million seconds is about 11 and a half days.

One billion seconds is about 31 and a half years.

One trillion seconds is over 31 thousand years.

 

[Sapient]

We are not anticipating any emergencies.

May I ask a question?

Take my advice ....it’s not like I'm dumb enough to.

 

[iblive]

Then there’s always Strang Funeral Home next town over.

 

[iblive]

How about Reliable Drugs. May have been a small regional chain in the upper Midwest? Although I see a Reliable Super Drugs in Miami. That’s where I want to go.

 

[Don O]

I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

 

[WavMixer]

I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Don O]

Rodney Dangerfield

Groucho

 

[WavMixer]

Groucho

Ahh yes.

 

[WavMixer]

Q. You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?







A. The letter D!

 

[Don O]

Q. You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?







A. The letter D!

Christmas
Pearl Harbor Day
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