Things that make you say “hmmm”

[C-Grin]

You ever see a kangaroo at a kangaroo court.
Or boobies in a boobie trap?

 

[iblive]

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

 

[mcblink]

Right? Like, I never see corn OR beef in my hash either, it's really strange.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Ones I thought of myself.

If a wheelbarrow has a wheel, what is the point of a regular barrow?

When a suspect in interrogation says "I wouldn't hurt a fly" why don't they check his flyswatter and see if he lied?

When inventing coffee, did they try all sorts of roasted beans first? Lima beans! Lima bean coffee!

 

[Jethro Rocker]

I have other lame unrelated puns I came up with.

 

[C-Grin]

Right? Like, I never see corn OR beef in my hash either, it's really strange.

You been hot knifing corn beef again?

 

[C-Grin]

When inventing coffee, did they try all sorts of roasted beans first? Lima beans! Lima bean coffee!

Yummy, the Lima been blend at Starbucks

 

[C-Grin]

After watching television as a child in the 70’s I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger problem than it turned out to be.

 

[iblive]

Military intelligence.

 

[mcblink]

Military intelligence.

....Two words combined that can't make sense

 

[iblive]

B

....Two words combined that can't make sense

a really old joke. Still gets a chuckle though.

 

[WavMixer]

Military intelligence.

George Carlin was way ahead of his time!

 

[WavMixer]

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but larger ones require a crane.

 

[C-Grin]

George Carlin was way ahead of his time!

One of his quotes I remembered
“It’s better to be pised off than pissed on”

 

[C-Grin]

....Two words combined that can't make sense

Well they did give us the SNAFU and the FUBAR

 

[C-Grin]

Military intelligence.

And the equal
“Honest politician”

 

[WavMixer]

I would never take my car to a shop that says honest mechanic. I never eat at a resteraunt called tasty food.

 

[WavMixer]

And the equal
“Honest politician”

Left wing or right wing. They are all part of the same bird.

 

[C-Grin]

Left wing or right wing. They are all part of the same bird.

Someone who gets it right there.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Some more of my lame jokes. Not really a hmmm though...
I seem to think when I have spare time...


Turms out cleaning Mt Rushmore is a monumental task.

A three ring circus was set up in the middle of main street. Police are trying to get rid of it and say the situation is tents..

A piece of Titanic's hull was brought to the surface to see if the construction had some effect on it's rapid sinkimg. Investigation is said to be riveting.