Animal Joke of the Day

[WavMixer]

In honor of our resident zoo keeper, @eSGEe , I will be adding a new animal joke here on a daily basis. Lets start of with this...


Q: What to rabbits eat for breakfast?

A: IHOP

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Speak of the devil,this isnt a joke but i was watchin the news the other day and seen this hahahaha.Thought it might be one of eESGe lol.

 

[iblive]

Speak of the devil,this isnt a joke but i was watchin the news the other day and seen this hahahaha.Thought it might be one of eESGe lol.View attachment 83096

He’s never actually claimed it…. But I hear rumors from my friend in Sarasota that there’s a guitar slinger with a pet gator.

 

[WavMixer]

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison!

 

[WavMixer]

Q: What do you call an alligator who is a thief?

A:A crookodile!

 

[Session 5]

What do you call a guy with a briefcase up in a tree..

A: Branch manager..

 

[fretless]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: "Is this stool taken?"

 

[Session 5]

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?

So he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate

 

[Session 5]

How do you get 4 elephants in a volkswagon?

A: Two in the front and two in the back..

 

[fretless]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is big and heavy, and the other is a little lighter...

 

[Don O]

What’s the difference between an elephant and an egg?
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don’t know ?
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well I sure as hell wouldn’t send you to the grocery store for a dozen eggs then

 

[WavMixer]

Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?

A: The drumstick!

 

[Don O]

Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?

A: The drumstick!

 

[guitarweasel]

Q: What do you call an alligator who is a thief?

A:A crookodile!

 

[SG John]

 

[fretless]

What do you call a dog that performs magic tricks?
A labracadabrador!

 

[Sapient]

What do you call a female pink elephant?

Miss Pinky the pink elephant.

 

[Sapient]

 

[WavMixer]

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef

 

[mcblink]

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef

What do you call a pasture full of masturbating cows?

Beef stroganoff!