OK - briefly. Skiing at Crans Montana in 1984 - or rather not skiing. It hadn't let up snowing for four days and none of the lifts were running. There were several feet of snow in the car park and all the cars were buried. At last a plough had got through and cleared the empty half of the car park, and the driver said that if we could all remove enough snow from our cars that he could see where they were, he would cut a path through the rest to let us get out.
So, the next morning I was out there at about 9 am with a plastic scraper digging snow. The weather was not great, and I had a hood up against the wind. Anyway, the wind suddenly got loud and then my car wasn't there any more and nor was the ground. It all stopped a while later and there was just enough of me out of the snow to struggle clear. Amazingly there was my car - but it wasn't really car-shaped any more.
Lots of things hurt, but I started climbing to get back to the car park - I remember I was just feeling indignant. I got probably fifty yards from the top before the first rescue guys came down from a helicopter. They put a rope round me to start hauling, at which point I used words I didn't think I knew. So they stopped, and I climbed the rest of the way to the spot where I could climb into the helicopter.
And that was it. I had six broken ribs, a collapsed lung, dislocated shoulder and severe concussion. I was in hospital down the valley in Sierre for a week, and the pneumonia lasted another four.
Apparently it was quite a big avalanche, and by the time it hit me it was going fast, and contained a load of trees and concrete blocks from the buildings you can see in the picture. And my flight took me through a forest below the car park. It was probably hitting a tree that did the damage.