Welcome, POOP KNIFE

[Ramo]

I wonder if @Sp8ctre makes poop knives yet? If he made a bunch of official TTR poop knives by golly, I'd buy one!

Amount of cookouts you do, you need a poop sword not a knife!

 

[mcblink]

Amount of cookouts you do, you need a poop sward not a knife!

I was about to post that! What I really need is a poop sword!! Hahaha!! The Cutlass of Curls...
Sabre of Stools

 

[SIx String Chef]

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OMFG!! Ramo never ceases to amaze... and entertain!!

 

[SIx String Chef]

I thought it was @iblive. Thanks for throwing me under the bus...

No, iblive is PK's PR person / Publicist...

 

[SIx String Chef]

What some of us could really use might be a poop whisk.

But, as they say, wish in one hand and poop in the other...

That takes it to a whole 'nother level of sophistication, Blink!

 

[SIx String Chef]

This place is going down the pan faster than anybody ever imagined...

All courtesy of the poop knife... After all, isn't that his/her/their purpose?

 

[SIx String Chef]

I modded my toilet so I no longer need a poop knife.

I know I might regret asking this, Kerry but... how???

 

[Ramo]

I was about to post that! What I really need is a poop sword!! Hahaha!! The Cutlass of Curls...
Sabre of Stools

You need one of these

 

[mcblink]

I know I might regret asking this but... How?

 

[mcblink]

You need one of these

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A stool scythe! Yeah!

 

[SIx String Chef]

I know I should be turned off to this contextually, but knowing this is likely cake batter or something like that makes me hungry.

Yeap... Keep telling yourself that, Yarg... I was thinking more in the likes of Wendy's chocolate soft serve... Yum!

 

[SIx String Chef]

I posted the welcome before reading the thread. After reading it I'm more convinced than ever thay you are all stark raving mad. Lunatics!

How can I be the only sane person on this forum?

Astral, sanity is a very relative term... and sanitary even more! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[SIx String Chef]

I was about to post that! What I really need is a poop sword!! Hahaha!! The Cutlass of Curls...
Sabre of Stools

Dagger of Dung??

 

[mcblink]

Dagger of Dung??

Foil of feces??

 

[Ramo]

 

[Clockworkmike]

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That requires a poop Machete

 

[Clockworkmike]

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Thats called a privy chamber: the hole that is lol

 

[Clockworkmike]

Poop Knife?

Excrement, Smithers...

I said it once ill say it a thousand times: never an improper moment for a great Mr Burns meme lol

 

[mcblink]

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Just dig a latrine for the logs is what you're suggesting?
That'll require a really big poop ladle at some point.

 

[Ramo]

Just dig a latrine for the logs is what you're suggesting?
That'll require a really big poop ladle at some point.

You think too much, just poop in tha hole!