THE Official TTR Friday Thread..........

[Cadorman]

Man you gotta be like 1400 miles from me.

To average 100 mph I would definitely need a bigger gas tank.

Well you gotta stretch your legs a couple of times. Otherwise, a gallon milk jug takes care of the rest...

 

[smitty_p]

Man you gotta be like 1400 miles from me.

To average 100 mph I would definitely need a bigger gas tank.

Well, you best get movin'. Supposedly, Cadorman has this hobbit hooch called, "Lavagu....lagavu..... uhhh....Lagavulin. Yeah, that's it, "Lagavulin." He swears by the stuff.

 

[Cadorman]

Bastards.

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Bastards.

Yes?….you called?

 

[Cadorman]

I win. I drank in a bar with John.

 

[CoyotesGator]

Well you gotta stretch your legs a couple of times. Otherwise, a gallon milk jug takes care of the rest...

Now if I still had the vette.…..

 

[CoyotesGator]

Lookin’ great gentlemen!

 

[Cadorman]

Now if I still had the vette.…..

Didn't know it was gone. I would rather have a Ferrari.

 

[CoyotesGator]

Didn't know it was gone. I would rather have a Ferrari.

Damnit Jim, I’m an electrician not a plumber!

 

[Cadorman]

Damnit Jim, I’m an electrician not a plumber!

Wouldn't you actually be a doctor?

 

[CoyotesGator]

Wouldn't you actually be a doctor?

Didn’t finish my dissertation. It was absolute crap.

 

[Cadorman]

I got nothing.

 

[CoyotesGator]

I got nothing.

That’s what I thought about 50 pages into the East-West Schism!

 

[Cadorman]

That’s what I thought about 50 pages into the East-West Schism!

I had trouble senior year trying to balance intoxication with exisistensionalism.

 

[CoyotesGator]

I had trouble senior year trying to balance intoxication with exisistensionalism.

Now hold on, isnt there a 15 character limit on words here?

 

[Cadorman]

Now hold on, isnt there a 15 character limit on words here?

Why? Limits are inherently ridiculous.

 

[Mitch Pearrow SJMP]

Now that is cool!

Cheers gentlemen!

Can’t beat that

 

[Clockworkmike]

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That is absolutely f@cking cool!

 

[Cadorman]

That's right. You bitches get on top.

 

[Cadorman]

Now hold on, isnt there a 15 character limit on words here?

I was drunk. I think there are too many letters in what I said. Existentialism. There, that's 14 letters I believe.