I’m Homeless (but not really!)

so your floating between residence at the moment -- been there done that --always slightly unnerving..

Like when you close on house in ALabama on THursday ....... load family (wife kid pets EVERYTTHING YOU OWN) in a Ryder truck on Friday and head to the Fl. Keys (19 hour drive when the truck breaks down in the Panhandle) to "move in" to the house you will close on that Monday ... that the current owner WHO AGREED TO ALLOW YOU TO MOVE IN A DAY EARLY .... then doenst want you to do so .... and will not hand over the keys when ytou finally arrive tired..... pissed ...and literally homeless......

I used some creative threats and expletive's THAT DAY I can tell you --- long story short we were allowed acces....
but the FLOORS in 3 of 5 rooms were ROTTED THROUGH under the carpet -- couldnt tell when it was fully furnished.... we got a decent discount -- and had no other option but to move in ---

and that WASNT MY WORST MOVE ,,,,,,....
 
eSGEe said:
so your floating between residence at the moment -- been there done that --always slightly unnerving..

Like when you close on house in ALabama on THursday ....... load family (wife kid pets EVERYTTHING YOU OWN) in a Ryder truck on Friday and head to the Fl. Keys (19 hour drive when the truck breaks down in the Panhandle) to "move in" to the house you will close on that Monday ... that the current owner WHO AGREED TO ALLOW YOU TO MOVE IN A DAY EARLY .... then doenst want you to do so .... and will not hand over the keys when ytou finally arrive tired..... pissed ...and literally homeless......

I used some creative threats and expletive's THAT DAY I can tell you --- long story short we were allowed acces....
but the FLOORS in 3 of 5 rooms were ROTTED THROUGH under the carpet -- couldnt tell when it was fully furnished.... we got a decent discount -- and had no other option but to move in ---

and that WASNT MY WORST MOVE ,,,,,,....
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Actually, I’ve been in our new house for almost two months! But, we are finally clear of the other house.
 
eSGEe said:
so your floating between residence at the moment -- been there done that --always slightly unnerving..

Like when you close on house in ALabama on THursday ....... load family (wife kid pets EVERYTTHING YOU OWN) in a Ryder truck on Friday and head to the Fl. Keys (19 hour drive when the truck breaks down in the Panhandle) to "move in" to the house you will close on that Monday ... that the current owner WHO AGREED TO ALLOW YOU TO MOVE IN A DAY EARLY .... then doenst want you to do so .... and will not hand over the keys when ytou finally arrive tired..... pissed ...and literally homeless......

I used some creative threats and expletive's THAT DAY I can tell you --- long story short we were allowed acces....
but the FLOORS in 3 of 5 rooms were ROTTED THROUGH under the carpet -- couldnt tell when it was fully furnished.... we got a decent discount -- and had no other option but to move in ---

and that WASNT MY WORST MOVE ,,,,,,....
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Did you bury them in the backyard?
 
Cadorman said:
I hear @mcblink is looking to rent out a couple square feet in his camper.
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Cadorman said:
I hear @mcblink is looking to rent out a couple square feet in his camper.
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It's much more than a camper, man! It's a DRV Mobile Suite!!! But I think I could fit a nice queen sized bed in the basement stowage area, and it's climate controlled too! Would be a great deal. Open to offers...
 
yeah... oddly...uhm, no.......
AL Gores is a douche -- and a commi pinko $$$ whore -- according to HIM all of Florida was supposed to be under water 5 years ago ...... an "inconvenient truth" my A$$

the truth was he profited BIG off some crap movie -- but hey -- what do I know........ oh yeah uhm -- NOT UNDERWATER .... still here ... wheres Al...??? spending them millions ......

one born every minute they say .........................
 
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