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Did you log into your Zoom Court appearance with the name "ButtF*&er 3000?"

St. Joseph County court hearing for a man who was charged with paraphernalia started by waiting on the guy, then when the defendant logged into the Zoom call, his screen name was "Buttf***er 3000."

“Your name's not Buttfucker 3000, you [yahoo],” Middleton said as a distressed and confused Saxaon scanned the crowd “Logging in to my court with that as your screenname. What kind of idiot logs into court like that.”

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Did you log into your Zoom Court appearance with the name "ButtF*&er 3000?"

St. Joseph County court hearing for a man who was charged with paraphernalia started by waiting on the guy, then when the defendant logged into the Zoom call, his screen name was "Buttf***er 3000."

“Your name's not Buttfucker 3000, you [yahoo],” Middleton said as a distressed and confused Saxaon scanned the crowd “Logging in to my court with that as your screenname. What kind of idiot logs into court like that.”

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You gotta admire the chrome plated balls of this idiot to some extent though lol im guessing his trial didn't go over so well?
 
Wow, this actually hits close to home for me.....I have a similar story though it doesn't involve a court appearance. It involves a password I had chosen (because it was funny) for something on my work computer.......but then when I got locked out for whatever reason I had to contact the IT guy....and give him the password. And no joke, it was "buttf*cker1!"

The awkward silence followed by giggling at the other end of the phone was unforgettable. The rest of my team was rolling on the floor during that phone call lol it was very difficult to get through

I never created another password like that again, just in case.
 
I never ask for password for support. I just change it and force them to update it again at next login. I also force you to pick another password too, cant be something you've used any of the last 7 times.
I used to go through buttf*cker1! to buttf*cker2! to buttf*cker3!....and, well, you get the idea. Pretty sure he asked me what my password was just so he could make sure that I didn't screw up on my end, but yeah, I had to change it to something different and I chose something way less vulgar at that point lol
Anyway, learned my lesson
 
My wife had a similar issue with one of her past jobs. To get into their system your login credentials changes every 3 months for "security reasons." She forgot her password and tried to change it one day. After four attempts of "you can't use a past password" she gave up and just put in "F***YOU...." Then she had to call in the next time to get her account unlocked and told the tech her password. She said the IT guy couldn't stop laughing and was coughing he was laughing so hard.
 
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