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Ebidis said:
I got pulled over for speeding about a mile from Kelly's house. I was carrying a concealed firearm, so I gave the cop my Alabama carry permit along with my Alabama drivers license. He went back to his car for a few minutes, then came back and handed me my drivers license and carry permit back.

I asked him "are you OK with my carry permit?"

He said "Pfft, this is Texas, everyone carries a gun. I'll make you a deal: don't pull yours out, and I won't pull mine out."

He let me go with a warning.
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true story
 
Clockworkmike said:
Nice! Damn 3/8" ball bearings do the trick dont they? Lol i got a Daisy Powerline that ive had to use from time to time lolView attachment 65856
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awhile back a dog broke loose, came up on my back deck, snatched my favorite cat, then killed it and took off.
i got the wrist rocket for bad dogs.
i wont kill a dog for being a dog, but ill damn sure pop it in the arse with steel shot if it tries to kill my buddies again.
 
heltershelton said:
awhile back a dog broke loose, came up on my back deck, snatched my favorite cat, then killed it and took off.
i got the wrist rocket for bad dogs.
i wont kill a dog for being a dog, but ill damn sure pop it in the arse with steel shot if it tries to kill my buddies again.
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Thats terrible about the cat, man.

Precisely what i got one for too. Dont believe in hurting any animal and i dont even hunt. But we occasionally get some aggressive stray dogs and theres no animal control really around here. So, couple times some bad ones got popped in the hind quarters, such as a stray pit bull who wandered into the back yard while the fence was open, as the kids were getting ready to go play. Went to go let him out of the fence and he decided to charge, growling with his teeth showing. So i hurried and latched him inside, went around the side of the house and got the slingshot. Got his ass right on the cheeks and i dont mean the face lol. He had no fight left in him then and i threw his ass out of the yard.
 
Clockworkmike said:
Thats terrible about the cat, man.

Precisely what i got one for too. Dont believe in hurting any animal and i dont even hunt. But we occasionally get some aggressive stray dogs and theres no animal control really around here. So, couple times some bad ones got popped in the hind quarters, such as a stray pit bull who wandered into the back yard while the fence was open, as the kids were getting ready to go play. Went to go let him out of the fence and he decided to charge, growling with his teeth showing. So i hurried and latched him inside, went around the side of the house and got the slingshot. Got his ass right on the cheeks and i dont mean the face lol. He had no fight left in him then and i threw his ass out of the yard.
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yeah....gotta do what you gotta do.
 
Clockworkmike said:
Thats terrible about the cat, man.

Precisely what i got one for too. Dont believe in hurting any animal and i dont even hunt. But we occasionally get some aggressive stray dogs and theres no animal control really around here. So, couple times some bad ones got popped in the hind quarters, such as a stray pit bull who wandered into the back yard while the fence was open, as the kids were getting ready to go play. Went to go let him out of the fence and he decided to charge, growling with his teeth showing. So i hurried and latched him inside, went around the side of the house and got the slingshot. Got his ass right on the cheeks and i dont mean the face lol. He had no fight left in him then and i threw his ass out of the yard.
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When I used to live in my other house where I got robbed, I had a neighbor across the road that had a few dogs. One's name was Spade.

Spade was like a black lab type that would bark obnoxiously. I bought a wrist rocket too to do a little behavior mod on Spade.
Funny thing, as soon as I got it, Spade mysteriously disappeared. Either way, the noise stopped.
 
Ebidis said:
I got pulled over for speeding about a mile from Kelly's house. I was carrying a concealed firearm, so I gave the cop my Alabama carry permit along with my Alabama drivers license. He went back to his car for a few minutes, then came back and handed me my drivers license and carry permit back.

I asked him "are you OK with my carry permit?"

He said "Pfft, this is Texas, everyone carries a gun. I'll make you a deal: don't pull yours out, and I won't pull mine out."

He let me go with a warning.
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HAHA I TOYED with not posting a police incident I had once on our Baltimore Beltway.

It was between 3 AM and 5 AM one night and my buddy and I were pulling all nighters in a factory to meet a deadline.
I was driving my 1983 Honda wagon full of tools and loaded to what I usually had to rummage through to find whatever tool, widget etc I would ever need for a job, and of course was very tired for our 50 mile ride.

Pretty sure the cop asked what we were doing, and if was I aware I had absolutely no tail lights?

I said no but it was probably just the bulbs and did he want me to fix them while he was right there? He said to just drive home with my flashers on. Then he gave me a repair order type ticket that I had to have a repair or inspection type place sign and return to get off the record.

HAHA I reached out the window and tapped him on his arm and said thanks for stopping me, otherwise I would not have known. IT did tuen out to be 2 burned out bulbs. These Hondas are easy too, 1 screw per housing, pop new bulb in and screw the housing tight again. I literally could have had both of them fixed in a matter of 1 minute in front of the cop with me and Jamie each doing one.
 
Ebidis said:
Now, does anyone want to take bets on how long it will be until @heltershelton calls me and says "I just bought an M60"? :pound-hand:
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Another true story from Chili.

I used to own a house but lost it due to rough financial life. Before I lost it, my next door neighbor's house went up for sale. I got mom to buy it for cash, thinking I would fix it up for her long before she got the awful hand she has been dealt in her remainder of life with dementia.
So one day a lady friend was over and told me she'd help me rip up some of the carpet.

That is when I found a huge bullet. I kept it for awhile until one day I asked a friend what he thought it was. He said 50 cal and his one buddy has one. He also goes in a drawer or something and brought me a shell casing for a 50 cal, The bullet fit in it perfectly. All we needed was powder, primer and a press.
 
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