Hey, Zzzzzz! Well, on the functioning guitars side I have mainly Fenders: a MIM 2002 Nashville Tele, a '96-'97 US Telecaster plus V2 with Lace Sensors; I recently acquired a 2003 Splattercaster modded with a 50's MIM neck, Callaham, KGC and Raw Vintage hardware, handwound custom neck and bridge mini-buckers and a Bill Lawrence rail in the middle; a late 90's Epi LP Custom Gibson; a vintage 80's Ibanez DT155, a Dean VX. I have a few fixer-uppers and spare parts that I'm planning on fixing/rebuilding at some point. Tube amps I have a couple: A vintage Harmony Reverberation H311C with the original GE tubes, including a GZ34 rectifier and a Crate VC50 that I rarely use because anything past 1 on the volume goes straight to 11. Plus the usual assortment of SS practice and small amps, including a smokey pocket amp. I also have what I consider a healthy and essential (many of my friends beg to differ, though) assortment of OD / Fuzz / Dist pedals, plus a few others. I'll dive into that list later (promise)...