This one gets me every time

[CoyotesGator]

For sure. I live in NE Illinois. People up here think of the South side of Chicago is southern Illinois. They have no idea there’s still 400 mile to drive to get to southern Illinois.

 

[Kev]

Ive been to the UK 3 times myself. Cold beer, comedy and cuisine were alien concepts , so we're about even i guess lol

Cold beer and comedy were alien ? what part of the UK where you in ? it couldn't have been scotland 'cause we live on cold beer and we're all funny f@ckers

and as for cuisine, you never tasted haggis ?

 

[Kev]

Again with the Aggie jokes...

Hey man, if the shoe fits ............

 

[CoyotesGator]

Hey man, if the shoe fits ............

You know I’m sensitive about getting kicked out before graduation.

 

[Kev]

You know I’m sensitive about getting kicked out before graduation.

yeah from kindergarden

 

[CoyotesGator]

yeah from kindergarden

 

[CoyotesGator]

Holy cow man, I choked on my beer!

 

[Kev]

Holy cow man, I choked on my beer!

Well you were warned that's what would happen if you try and snort it

 

[Inspector #20]

Tá mo Sweedish uafásach...

 

[Inspector #20]

Cold beer and comedy were alien ? what part of the UK where you in ? it couldn't have been scotland 'cause we live on cold beer and we're all funny f@ckers

and as for cuisine, you never tasted haggis ?

Haggis!!! Its been illegal to import since the 1970's!!!

 

[Kev]

Haggis!!! Its been illegal to import since the 1970's!!!

Yeah, because of the sheep's lung content.

Seemingly it can be made over there but still can't contain sheeps lung .................. and that's the best bit

 

[Inspector #20]

One of my favorites was Toad In The Hole, not Scottish, mind you, but tasty nonetheless!!!

 

[Inspector #20]

Yeah, because of the sheep's lung content.

Seemingly it can be made over there but still can't contain sheeps lung .................. and that's the best bit

Cooked in the stomach of the beast!!!

 

[CoyotesGator]

Yeah, because of the sheep's lung content.

Seemingly it can be made over there but still can't contain sheeps lung .................. and that's the best bit

Cooked in the stomach of the beast!!!

 

[Kev]

Cooked in the stomach of the beast!!!

Well it would be rude not to, specially after ripping the lungs out the poor thing.

The trick to haggis is just eat it but don't think about it

 

[Don O]

If you want beaches or snow or mountains or whatever it's all there

We got all that right here in Southern CA. All within a 2 hour drive. :dood: And we got deserts too.

 

[Mitch Pearrow SJMP]

We got all that right here in Southern CA. All within a 2 hour drive. :dood: And we got deserts too.

I was going to post the same, glad I read the entire thread first

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

Yikes.

 

[CoyotesGator]

Yikes.

 

[Astral Traveler]

En Møøse bet en gång min syster ...Nej verkligen! Hon snidade sina initialer på møøse med den vassa änden av en mellanrumsborste som Svenge gav henne - hennes svoger - en Oslo-tandläkare och stjärna i många norska møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion "," The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink "...
Tänk på att älgbett kan vara ganska otäcka.

That's a crazy mix of Norwegian and Swedish, mixed with some english words and norwegian letters you are correct that moose bites can be nasty thou. There seems to be some Norwegian porn movies in there that I missed...