TVvoodoo's Straplab

Mercenary Man is fresh off the StrapLab bench ready to join up and fight with you in your revolution.
(Cash, in advance).

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Black leather, padding heavy worn brown webbing, brown leather, grommets, rivets and a whole lot of pissed off energy built right in.
 
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The Seventh Annual 2020 Well-Hung Customer Appreciation Draw is coming soon!
Actually it might be the eighth, but who's counting?

Faithful Well-Hung endorsers have been earning ballots all year long hoping to win Well-Hung Guitar Straps, T-shirts, Pro-Pins, rehearsal space banner flags and more. A record over one hundred ballots earned this year, sittin' above on a Special Edition Endorsement Green tee, as everyone knows green is the universal official colour of endorserments.

Instructions on how to earn ballots are sent along with every strap I send, only owners of Well-Hung straps can be endorsermentors. I do NOT play for "exposure" or give out free gear to rock stars no matter how large, (one rock star actually did steal one after promising to pay: JB, Lead Wank of The Sheepdogs, you have earned my designation of total forever ass-hat). However, know that owning even a single Well-Hung strap allows you to earn ballots all future customer Appreciation draws, and there is no limit to the number of times you can enter. That is POWERFUL! One crafty Endorsermenter earned himself a dozen ballots this year. He's got game. Two years ago he won three separate prizes in the annual draw, because all ballots are eligible for a win, having a whole bunch in the hat made it possible. He's even been making endorserments using a strap he won in a previous draw! Crafty!

Though I had been a member of TTR since 2017, I hadn't really got to know the great folks here all that much 'til May of this year. I am pleased to say great new friends have been made on this forum, as well as re-connecting with guitarpals made previously elsewhere as well, as these communities do have a certain amount of cross-pollination.

Your support of what I do has resulted in me getting involved in a little advertising to help fund the TTR Operations, though I'm sure the Elite Lizard People Oligarchy drank that all up inside a couple days.
Draw video will be posted on the Well-Hung F-book page Saturday. if you are not an F-book follower/member and you win, I'll try to get a hold of you however I can.

Good luck to all TTR Well-Hung tribemembers! - The opening of the 2021 Draw is coming within days also.
 
Some folks in the TGP effect monkeyhouse are wondering who makes a real good comfy strap.

comfy strap?

Sure be nice To see a couple solid endorserments with words, a pic, and a link to my store (need all three to earn a ballot). Speaking of endorserments, the HUGE 7th Well-Hung Annual Extravaganza will be up in Fb-land in about an hour...

I have it on good authority a couple of TTR members got lucky in the draws!

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On the way this morning from the StrapLab custom shop is this sunshiny ZAP! Strap in lizard and sparkle for Ricki, a gretsch totin' lady with mad style and class!
 
jtcnj said:
I put in a good word.

Recommendations for a great strap

Make your own. Order a 3" wide, 60" long leather strap from Tandy. Hole punch for the strap-locks. Really sharp knife to shape the two ends. Good to go. Comfy and will last forever.
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Excellent

I believe you were a winner in the YUUUGE draw I made late yesterday video now up on faceborg ... can't recall what you won but you should probably PM me your mailing address and Tshirt size!!
@jctnj Confirmed... A Dragon Eye Guitar strap, and a Well-Hung rehearsal space banner, sorry, no shirt! if you don't dig the strap, store credit if you wish. $75 US

Also, @Jethro Rocker , ballots with your name were drawn not once, but TWICE so you won 2 prizes. 3 sets of Pro-Pins in one draw, as well as a Well-hung Banner in another draw.
I know you already have a banner, happy to give you store credit instead if you wish. Say $40 total.

Fellas just let me know what you wanna do!
 
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TVvoodoo said:
Ok @Jethro Rocker I think I can look up your address if you are still at the same pad
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Yknow, my last strap with the buckle on the back, could use another loop for the bottom part of strap, I lengthened it today and the bottom part no longer sits in the loop if that makes sense. I could let you get the banner off to someone else amd I could send that strap back for another loop? That work?
 
Jethro Rocker said:
Yknow, my last strap with the buckle on the back, could use another loop for the bottom part of strap, I lengthened it today and the bottom part no longer sits in the loop if that makes sense. I could let you get the banner off to someone else amd I could send that strap back for another loop? That work?
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Send it up to me Jethro, I'll attend to it no charge, however I can, and send your prize back with it.
 
RVA said:
You are a great seller, artisan and person. My admiration on all 3 counts Sir.
I am still hunting for the right strap for me. My stature only allows for your shorter straps or else would have a few by now!
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if you see something you like, or a style, I can work with you on a custom built for you. I just did that for a lady in Chicago, she liked my ZAP! series
but wanted something more specific to her. took three days before it was shipped and turned out less expensive than a all leather ZAP
I love working this way, and my custom slate is real clean right now.

Sometimes a fella will show me a guitar, tell me what genre they play, I can make some suggestions. I try to make it almost too easy LOL!
 
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New recruit R. "Kill" Kilpatrick in Maryland has fearlessly signed up for the Shock & Awe Militia. Above, now employed today towards his behind-enemy-lines position is the deadly S&A #68 ready to be airdropped to him and aid in his mission of stage/audience domination.

Feelin' a bit groovy in the lab today. Figured I'd work in some purple velour just for fun. Got a great flip-flop effect to it, this fabric is soooo soft and reinforced for extra strength.

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TVvoodoo said:
You know fellas, got me a few rulers and some measuring tapes here in the StrapLab, but sometimes it's better to just eyeball it.

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Don't ask why, I stopped asking myself silly kinds of questions years ago. I just roll with it whatever the Hell happens, happens.

Wife picked up the wrong size eyeballs for another project so, I ended up with $3 worth of googly eyes with no real use.
I'll be damned If I'm going to stand in line at the customer service counter for an hour for a three dollar return.

over 75 ended up stuck real good on this strap in progress. Figured I'd just random-eyes them.
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Here comes The all Seeing Eye :)

Looks alright, someone defiantly will buy it.
 
Banished from the Straplab workbench today is "eXiled." The latest strap in the Well-Hung No Prisoners line, it has nowhere to go eXcept the Reverb store... from there? I wonder.
"eXiled" is a heavy-duty stage-ready sling, main body in creme glove leather, featuring crazy horse leather front and back. Jute Xs woven through the thick accent belt down the middle. 3" wide, ultra padded for comfort.

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TVvoodoo said:
Banished from the Straplab workbench today is "eXiled." The latest strap in the Well-Hung No Prisoners line, it has nowhere to go eXcept the Reverb store... from there? I wonder.
"eXiled" is a heavy-duty stage-ready sling, main body in creme glove leather, featuring crazy horse leather front and back. Jute Xs woven through the thick accent belt down the middle. 3" wide, ultra padded for comfort.

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What is the length?
 
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