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Well, here's something for you to check out, found it on an experimental music page on Youtube.

I try to be open minded when it comes to music, but please. Can this even be called music?

Don't expect anyone to listen to the whole thing.

My opinion only, and it's just a IMHO, WT actual F? Say again WTF. No wonder you hear people say the guitar is dead, I have a good idea who's killing it.

I do try to listen to everything, and try to appreciate and be open minded, did I say WTF?

Here goes......

 
I damn near got a whiplash from shaking my head.

She's all alone, but still has a mask on. The music actually creates a foul smell she must protect herself from.

When I first saw this I was thinking of posting it and raving how cool it was and that I thought it was great etc... play it kinda straight to see if I could someone else to agree that it was good lol.

I can smell those clams baking from here.

Hope it brought a grin to you tonight.
 
I damn near got a whiplash from shaking my head.

She's all alone, but still has a mask on. The music actually creates a foul smell she must protect herself from.

When I first saw this I was thinking of posting it and raving how cool it was and that I thought it was great etc... play it kinda straight to see if I could someone else to agree that it was good lol.

I can smell those clams baking from here.

Hope it brought a grin to you tonight.
Hahahaha you certainly did, especially with this comment " She's all alone, but still has a mask on. The music actually creates a foul smell she must protect herself from"! That's the line of the day, right there. Spot on lmao

I've seen videos of cats walking across the keys of a piano and they sounded more coherent than "this". She didn't just kill the guitar: she strangled it with barbed wire, buried it in a dirty crawlspace and then burned the house down that was over top of it.
 
Hahahaha you certainly did, especially with this comment " She's all alone, but still has a mask on. The music actually creates a foul smell she must protect herself from"! That's the line of the day, right there. Spot on lmao

I've seen videos of cats walking across the keys of a piano and they sounded more coherent than "this". She didn't just kill the guitar: she strangled it with barbed wire, buried it in a dirty crawlspace and then burned the house down that was over top of it.
No poop lol.

Throw that guitar down a flight of stairs, and it will sound more musical than that.
 
Well-- she is USING all the notes BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Im more confused as to WHY she is wearing a mask -- ??? she isnt NEAR anyone/......???

HEre a more PROCESSED option from this musician


That's it. I give up the guitar, will promptly dispose of all my gear in a solemn burial ceremony to the tune of "Taps" and burn the callouses off my fingertips. There's no sense in going forward with this charade I've been trying all of these years. Why? I'll never reach this level of greatness and mastery of the strings that she has achieved.

Its like a beautiful baby swan, spreading it's wings and taking it's maiden flight from a lake in the shining morning....only to fly into the engine of a passenger jet and cause a catastrophic disaster
 
That's it. I give up the guitar, will promptly dispose of all my gear in a solemn burial ceremony to the tune of "Taps" and burn the callouses off my fingertips. There's no sense in going forward with this charade I've been trying all of these years. Why? I'll never reach this level of greatness and mastery of the strings that she has achieved.

Its like a beautiful baby swan, spreading it's wings and taking it's maiden flight from a lake in the shining morning....only to fly into the engine of a passenger jet and cause a catastrophic disaster
Well said, you win the internet tonight.
 
( Hahahaha you certainly did, especially with this comment " She's all alone, but still has a mask on. The music actually creates a foul smell she must protect herself from )

I think it was a good thing she was wearing a mask, I think it protected us from getting what she has.... At least i hope it does. I don't want to catch that...
 
I've been hearing weird poop like this for decades on WREK (GA Tech Radio). They play quite the variety. Something like this would be sandwiched between The Flaming Lips, Ice Tea, Leadbelly, The Pixies, and Atlanta favorite Deacon Lunchbox (look him up, he used hammers, pans, and trashcan lids to recite poetry).
Sometimes I would think...okay, somebody liked this stuff enough to record it, distribute it, and someone else played it on the radio! It takes all kinds, I suppose.
BTW, I like her guitar!
 
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