change your tone for under 1.00

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eSGEe

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This is a PSA on how to CHANGE YOUR TONE overall -- every ASPECT of it -- for less than 1.00 and takes seconds ...............

in a dimly lit room ---while attempting to fix your SHOE --- open a tube of SUPER GLUE...............................and have it ERUPT all over the fingers and palm of your left (or fretting for you ...Cadorman) hand .........
finger tips COVERED in glue.....................

then try and play something

I sounded like ASS before now I sound like crotched ASS on a popsicle stick with lemon zest!

fook
 
eSGEe said:
This is a PSA on how to CHANGE YOUR TONE overall -- every ASPECT of it -- for less than 1.00 and takes seconds ...............

in a dimly lit room ---while attempting to fix your SHOE --- open a tube of SUPER GLUE...............................and have it ERUPT all over the fingers and palm of your left (or fretting for you ...Cadorman) hand .........
finger tips COVERED in glue.....................

then try and play something

I sounded like ASS before now I sound like crotched ASS on a popsicle stick with lemon zest!

fook
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You missed an opportunity!! What you should of done was take advantage of this, stick some pieces of leather to your finger tips and chug out some Iommi riffs (sabbath bloody sabbath and Heaven and Hell are my favorite)
 
eSGEe said:
This is a PSA on how to CHANGE YOUR TONE overall -- every ASPECT of it -- for less than 1.00 and takes seconds ...............

in a dimly lit room ---while attempting to fix your SHOE --- open a tube of SUPER GLUE...............................and have it ERUPT all over the fingers and palm of your left (or fretting for you ...Cadorman) hand .........
finger tips COVERED in glue.....................

then try and play something

I sounded like ASS before now I sound like crotched ASS on a popsicle stick with lemon zest!

fook
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Maybe you are right, don't do any soldering. You might burn down the house.
 
Beagle, YOU have no idea the amount of dirt I have excavated by hand in my lifetime. A mattock, shovel and wheelbarrow has moved 100's of thousands of pounds of dirt and gravel and masonry in my lifetime. My grandpa was a coal miner, and any time I felt like a hole I needed to dig would beat me, I'd think of how hard it must have been to work in a coal mine from 1930-1960.
 
chilipeppermaniac said:
Beagle, YOU have no idea the amount of dirt I have excavated by hand in my lifetime. A mattock, shovel and wheelbarrow has moved 100's of thousands of pounds of dirt and gravel and masonry in my lifetime. My grandpa was a coal miner, and any time I felt like a hole I needed to dig would beat me, I'd think of how hard it must have been to work in a coal mine from 1930-1960.
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Im the first in almost 6 generations to NOT mine coal in my family. Dad even was one for a while before the great bust of 84 here. Its WV: mining here is like working in an auto plant in Detroit or a steelmill in Pittsburgh lol
 
My Grandmother was from Steubenville Oh. just across the River from WV and only 33 miles from Pits of the Burgh --- she passed at 67 from complications of lung related issues
 
My grandparents are from 4 different countries: Germany, Poland, Scotland, and ccx Russia. They were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
 
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