" This ladies and gentlemen, is the wild primordial species of guitarist known as the Uptighticus Rectumus aka The CEO Collector. Observe his natural environment, where all his axes remain in pristine condition, never knowing human hands upon their bodies. The Uptighticus Rectumus can collect as many as SIX guitars per year in its diet, all costing as much as a small economy sized automobile.
Meanwhile the more common species of guitarist, the abundant Brokeassisus AverageJoecopicus, tends to use their finely acquired axes in a more conventional, daily setting. It is here that we discover that the elusive concepts of "tone" and "music" are actually created in the wild, untamed hands of the Brokeassisus AverageJoeCopicus, while the sleeker Uptighticus Rectumus chooses to very lackadaisically stare at his acquired axes and tell their fellow species about the quote " Investment" they behold!
Join us next week as we dive deeper into the strange fascinating world of the misunderstood genus of The Guitarist in another installment of
"Mutual of Reverb's Wild Kerrangdom"