What Sucks The Most:

Seems my voice is more suited to Tom Waites or Leonard Cohen but my passion is the blues. I'd love to be able to sing Stormy Monday but the voice is just not there.
 
...........when your hand gets caught in a blender---- and before you can remove the bloody stump someone pours rubbing alcohol in the pitcher causing you to jerk violently and fall out of the 4th story window ........

er ---wait --- that wasnt the answer you where wanting was it?
 
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