The "NEW" Boyfriend & Red Lobster

Who should we smack ??


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Yeah. That stinks. But I see that all the time in restaurants. All ages. Boomers to Millennials. People order food and barely eat half. Not how Mrs. IbLive and I were brought up.... and not our two boys were brought up. You order it. You eat it.
That or got boxed up to take with you for a later snack, nothing goes to waste!!
Cheers Mitch
 
As a parent it is your job to be a hard ass, being their buddy or friend does not serve them well at all in the future.
that why i voted to smack myself....we are watching this relationship close..daughter is 19..good kid..got her hairdressers license after beauty School & passing State test. The Boy is 1st year college..graphic artist..now i am looking at the family closer....but man..they sure do have such a dif outlook..like they are entitled..our other 3 kids..just work & parent..think this one is our snob..lol
 
Bring him down here to Swampneckistan --- Ill "smack" him with my BIG BAMBOO swamp ash "base-ie-ball bat" we can get a deal on wood chipper -- I know a guy ;)

Got a son in law needs the same treatment-- maybe we can split the heavy lifitng ????

for clarity -- THIS is the BIG BAMBOO

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I guarantee it will crack a skull and not lose tune ;)
 
Don’t beat yourself up.......

Hopefully this will work itself out, you don’t need anymore stress...
Think SWAMP :love:
actually..we been laughing about it...maybe its time for another family meal...see what gets ordered....he does like our music..so that was a plus...hey if it in the long run ,,,,he only costs me A Red Lobster dinner...vs what some of the others have....lol
 
that why i voted to smack myself....we are watching this relationship close..daughter is 19..good kid..got her hairdressers license after beauty School & passing State test. The Boy is 1st year college..graphic artist..now i am looking at the family closer....but man..they sure do have such a dif outlook..like they are entitled..our other 3 kids..just work & parent..think this one is our snob..lol
That's funny voted for yourself
I voted for smacking the parents for being failure as parents I mean really graphic artist come on. That's just a way to suck off people for another 2/4 years. What kind of future jobs does that bring? That's what everyone goes to college for now days and everyone I know that schooled for it dont use it now
 
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Have the boyfriend work your whole yard this weekend. Explain to him that he needs to earn your respect.
ahh good call..probably get me shot down in the hood tho.... How about them giant concrete chunks that i have not broken up yet. lets find out about him !! One thing..work...if we side by side..a lot of respect & teaching opportunity does arise. I think that is where good things were instilled in me. Both grandfathers & my dad worked me..and hard...definitely has paid off !
 
Not to play the devils advocate but you must know any dude in his early 20's is a perfect eating machine ... it's considered cruel and unusual punishment to even boil water around them! They go crazy .... next time go to an all you can eat buffet as same price no mater how much he consumes .. or do it again and ask for separate checks and pick up everybody's one at a time, pause between each, and not even ask for his ! Start with the person to his right first, go counter clockwise, and finish with the person to his left :bash:
 
Not to play the devils advocate but you must know any dude in his early 20's is a perfect eating machine ... it's considered cruel and unusual punishment to even boil water around them! They go crazy .... next time go to an all you can eat buffet as same price no mater how much he consumes .. or do it again and ask for separate checks and pick up everybody's one at a time, pause between each, and not even ask for his ! Start with the person to his right first, go counter clockwise, and finish with the person to his left :bash:

Nice, I like that. Very creative.

I believe we have a winner. :cheers:
 
And than proceed to whisper in his ear: and if you think of EVER hurting my daughter.....
I WILL DO TEN FOLD TO YOU... what you decide to do to her...

My daughter has had the same BF since 9th grade in HS and I made that comment way back, she is now 29 and still has the same boy...Guess it worked :woohoo: :pound-hand:
 
Might I add a new option
its the WOOD CHIPPER option

for the WHOLE family of the boyfriend (and of course the boyfriend) you may want the larger higher HP version---I mean you dont want to be POUNDING body parts in all DAY! -- a quick 45 min slaughter session is ALWAYS best. :)
 
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